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[Glossolalia++] Assault on the Sundered Spire

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    DE?AD, how're you feeling?

    Also hello Gloss thread

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    hello moriveth

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    DE?AD and I are pushing for Mori to join us, once we finish the purple

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I might

    but I might also drop out super early, so I dunno

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    intruder alert.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    intruder alert.

    that's what she said

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Bear, I see you are playing Blake Stone

    I just bought that and the second one off GoG

    it's such a good game

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Sush, Bear, that is Mori - he has been invited.

    Also, I am feeling somewhat better - or, rather, I am feeling worse in a way that makes me believe that this thing is likely in its death-throws.

    Also, I think I will be changing the character, in an effort to get him further away from Fat Bastard, to be just a Giant. Persian. A Giant Persian who is adept at mixing "strength of arms," with "strength of magic! (Ha! Ha! Ha!)".

  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    that scottish thing was probably your greatest mistake with the character

    hell, it was probably the fat bastard thing that was turning me off in the first place- an unconscious mental defense technique

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    the hell blabber are y'all talkin about

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bear, I see you are playing Blake Stone

    I just bought that and the second one off GoG

    it's such a good game

    so good

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bear, I see you are playing Blake Stone

    I just bought that and the second one off GoG

    it's such a good game

    so good

    It is way harder than I remember it being

    all like "INTRUDER"

    and then I forget that there are some informants and I accidentally shoot them

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    the hell blabber are y'all talkin about

    the M&M game I'm running next week

  • LockoutLockout Registered User
    DE?AD's playing a character based on Fat Bastard

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    that scottish thing was probably your greatest mistake with the character

    hell, it was probably the fat bastard thing that was turning me off in the first place- an unconscious mental defense technique

    I stand by my concept that mixing feudal Japan and tribal Scotland would make for a genuinely interesting fantasy nation.

    Also: Sorreh, sah - nex' toime Oi'll make 'im a roigh' Oirish lad. Ol' Edmund O'Honda o' the Balleycahrn O'Hondas.

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    M&Mgroup.jpg :?:

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bear, I see you are playing Blake Stone

    I just bought that and the second one off GoG

    it's such a good game

    so good

    It is way harder than I remember it being

    all like "INTRUDER"

    and then I forget that there are some informants and I accidentally shoot them

    I bet I can get blood out of this stone!


    ha!

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    that scottish thing was probably your greatest mistake with the character

    hell, it was probably the fat bastard thing that was turning me off in the first place- an unconscious mental defense technique

    I stand by my concept that mixing feudal Japan and tribal Scotland would make for a genuinely interesting fantasy nation.

    Also: Sorreh, sah - nex' toime Oi'll make 'im a roigh' Oirish lad. Ol' Edmund O'Honda o' the Balleycahrn O'Hondas.

    ahahahahahahaha

    O'Honda is brilliant

    edit: Mutants and Masterminds, Scarlet

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Frankly, I just love that E.Honda's first name is actually Edmund.

  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    I feel like E.Honda should be wearing a top hat and a monocle

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Basically DE?AD I'm saying you must not still be sick by Friday

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    DE?aD needs to get an update on MAH FORTRESS

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    DE?aD needs to get an update on MAH FORTRESS

    your fortress should be named "Fuck Mountain"

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    I will do everything in my power to be restored to health by Friday.

    Yes, Bear, I'll get to it once my face stops leaking.

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I thought everybody wanted to be a cat

    Because a cats the only cat

    that knows where it's at

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    I thought everybody wanted to be a Matt

    Because a Matt's the only Matt

    that knows where it's at

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    :^::^:

    Oh, thanks for solving that door you guys. I would've never got that.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Dubh wrote: »
    DE?aD needs to get an update on MAH FORTRESS

    your fortress should be named "Fuck Mountain"

    Skull Crusher Mountain
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5n5382yIdg

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Compromise: Skullfucker Mountain

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    COMPROMISE REACHED

    KUDOS AND PROMOTIONS ALL AROUND

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    except for tommy.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    okay, posting my action tomorrow morning before I leave for work

    just gonna assume Dux is in on this

  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    Dubh apruptly shifts out of his car form, tumbling forward. Tommy is ejected upwards, amidst a shower of blades. From his tumble, Dubh teleports randomly around Vataky, trying to catch him off guard. He, finally, appears in front of Vataky and charges forward... only to stumble and catch himself on Vataky's shoulders. He stares into Vataky's face, centimeters away... Vataky recoils his head, expecting a kiss...

    And then Dubh throws up. Normally, vomit is pretty nasty. When it happens to a being made partially out of blades, and that used to be a cat, the result becomes particularly hazardous. A torrent of fluid sprays over Vataky, covering him from head to toe. Dubh braces himself on the crescent blade, using it like a crutch- and stabbing Vataky in the foot.

    "Sorry aboyt dat. Ah've been drunk much since Oi got 'ere. Bein' able ter a go invisable does wonders ter yer drinkin' 'abit."

    *Flashback to Dubh offering Gary a backstratch in exchange for a lot of booze.

    Dubh seems to be completely clean of Vomit, and pushes gently off of Vataky. "So, don't cha wanna know 'ow we keep startin' fires?" A pencil thin mustache grows over Dubh's lip. He puts a hand on his hip and points toward the sky with his sword. The blade slowly pulses bright yellow as Dubh gives a slight hip thrust.

    "It's my desire."


    Olly

    olly

    oxen-free

    edit: oh yeah, 5 divinity and 21 from the sword

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Oh god, Oh god.

    Dux just stares at Dubh for a second, he then looks at Kro and Tommy. Out of shame for what he is about to do, he burrows his face in his hand. He removes his hand, and a pencil thin mustache has appeared above his helmet's "teeth".

    "It's my desire," He says, accompanied by a hip thrust, and as he thrusts his hips forward a stream of boiling hot water sprays forward from his groin region, completely soaking Vataky and washing away Dubh's vomit.

  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration All Are Free Within The BiomassRegistered User regular
    Kro drops from his mid-air assault to land in a crouch, dust rising in a plume about him.

    The angel comes swiftly to his side "Are you alright?", she asks.

    "I'm fine. that bastard Vataky is tough. Thanks for the help but you ought to help the wounded. "

    However, his words are lost as she falls laughing. A pencil mustache of kicked-up dust lines Kro's face.

    "What?" Kro asks, bewildered. But again words are meaningless as she simply points and laughs. Kro becomes indignant.

    "What? You think this danger is funny? All this fire and voltage? Well, you know what ain't funny?" Kro says, through the constant bubbling laughter.

    Kro slams a fist down into the earth, propelling himself into the air, he points at Vataky's injured frame and yells: "It's my desire!"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Am I missing something

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  • DubhDubh Hoodmistress Registered User regular
    wait for it

    Tommy hasn't posted yet

    all will become clear

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