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THE PAX POX - a convention in retrospect
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You should be able to do this three or four times before she catches on.
Hell get your friends round too and you can tell her that they are the stunt cocks.
Don't forget to film it or she will get suspicious.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Tell her she'll never work in this town again if she don't take it all off and give it to daddy.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Go for it.
If she says no, then too bad for her and move the fuck on.
Like coercive half-rapists
I have to fuck her
HAVE TO
Fuck how you do it again, I need to arouse jealousy by speaking of other women...um...fuck what's the other parts again
If they girl doesn't do the makes out with you, hit her with a ladder and drag her into your room.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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You moved ridiculously far away how are you supposed to get me high from vancouver. >:C
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put ecstasy in her jagermeister
That only works if you're a firetruck
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i TRIED, she even SUGGESTED IT VIA TEXT
I'm like, I can't sleep with those stories in my head what with the licking and the tie-ups and the thing that hangs from the roof what you put the girl in and she said, "I think you know what to do, that way you'll fall asleep AND have good dreams, two birds with one stone."
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Sounds to me she is just enjoying the fact you are chasing her.
Lay off her for a while then tell her to come around for sex.
Do not ask.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
look she is giving you every signal that she is going to fuck you
but she is playing hard-to-get and teasing the shit out of you
don't let her think you're going to stand for this shit
pull a 'twilight' and break into her house and watch her sleep
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I fully endorse this.
I'm going to spank this post timer with the black side of my cock
I am so disappointed with you son.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Like I just wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"?
He read the book?
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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rifftrax
Yes.
This exactly.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
It must be terrible, but relatively sterile.
How does this work
D:
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
FUCK BROS LET ME POP THE COLLARS ON BOTH MY POLO SHIRTS AND WE CAN START UP THE MF BEER PONG HELL YEAH
clinical tests suggest that white glue is a better alternative
I wouldn't want to test that, pretty sure that stuff gets really sticky when it dries.
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Orik's advice is good too, except for that twilight line.
...
Fuck it, break in and tape the whole thing.
I assume that you wait a good amount of time and then one night text, "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME"
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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WHO GOT SICK
AT PAX
WHICH ONE OF YOU GOT SWINE FLU
FROM PAX
THE PENNY ARCADE EXPO
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