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Superstitions, folk remedies, patently unfounded truths

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought one of my friends was jewish for years
    she looks super jewish and her last name is Berger.

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    did you know that Giraffe is kosher?
    Spoiler:

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    every greek i've known has been very greasy

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  • NechriahNechriah Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    did you know that Giraffe is kosher?
    Spoiler:

    AHAHA that is awesome.

    Next time somebody's dad asks me if BBQ is okay, I'll just say something like "Nah man, that's not kosher do you have any giraffe?"

    Dating is like playing Snake, you keep accumulating emotional baggage that trails after you and it never goes away and sooner or later you just plough head first into it and die
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Because I try to speak in standard english I'm seen as a white boy by alot of people.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Did you know that four species of locust are kosher?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    see, giraffe meat is kosher if you kill the giraffe in a kosher way

    which is impossible because the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    and giraffes...well...they have really long necks and bleed to death slowly from that.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i love that the bible says to eat things with hooves

    fucking going to get me a tapir

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    see, giraffe meat is kosher if you kill the giraffe in a kosher way

    which is impossible because the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    and giraffes...well...they have really long necks and bleed to death slowly from that.

    This is the problem with venison

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    see, giraffe meat is kosher if you kill the giraffe in a kosher way

    which is impossible because the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    and giraffes...well...they have really long necks and bleed to death slowly from that.

    you could shoot it with a jewish rocket

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    fandy, you do a lot of drugs. are shrooms cool?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    fandy, you do a lot of drugs. are shrooms cool?

    I don't like them too much so I would say no, but every hippy I know would say yes

    I would reccomend lsd, doc, or one of the experimental tryptamines over shrooms

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have been mistaken for Indian a few times because I do not conform to what people think a Mexican should look and sound like.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    see, giraffe meat is kosher if you kill the giraffe in a kosher way

    which is impossible because the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    and giraffes...well...they have really long necks and bleed to death slowly from that.

    you could shoot it with a jewish rocket
    the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    Also I don't think tapirs chew their cud

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    see, giraffe meat is kosher if you kill the giraffe in a kosher way

    which is impossible because the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    and giraffes...well...they have really long necks and bleed to death slowly from that.

    you could shoot it with a jewish rocket
    the kosher way of slaughtering an animal is by quickly cutting the jugular in a respectful way

    Also I don't think tapirs chew their cud

    cut the jugular with a jewish rocket

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also i'm not entirely sure how you can respectfully slit a jugular

    I just remember hearing that giraffe meat would be kosher but isn't and that that was the reason

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The non Kosher way is to call the animal "bitch" before you slit its throat

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You have to get the jugular, the esophagus, and the windpipe all in one cut

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what if you kill it with a throwing axe

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    what if you kill it with a throwing axe

    it's super effective!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    fandy, you do a lot of drugs. are shrooms cool?

    I don't like them too much so I would say no, but every hippy I know would say yes

    I would reccomend lsd, doc, or one of the experimental tryptamines over shrooms

    what's the price of lsd over the price of mushrooms though

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    kusu if I have learned one thing from playing Dope Wars its that some regions have different drug prices than others.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    what if you kill it with a throwing axe

    Just make sure you get all the tubes in one throw

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    fandy, you do a lot of drugs. are shrooms cool?

    I don't like them too much so I would say no, but every hippy I know would say yes

    I would reccomend lsd, doc, or one of the experimental tryptamines over shrooms

    what's the price of lsd over the price of mushrooms though

    It's all variable, but an eighth of good shrooms (which would be one good strong trip) can be up to $40 and as low as $15.

    A tab of L should be $3-5. A lot of people say $10, though.

    I haven't done this stuff in a few years though so maybe it's all over the country again or something.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    hmm after reading up on them both they kinda seem scary!
    but at the same time awesome

    me and my girlfriend want to try hallucinogens so

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I heart myself some mushrooms.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    aaah my wisdom teeth are coming out in like four days D:

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    hmm after reading up on them both they kinda seem scary!
    but at the same time awesome

    me and my girlfriend want to try hallucinogens so

    i reccomend acid or if you can find it in any capacity, 5-MeO-MIPT

    it's generally called Moxy, and it is literally the single best experience you will ever have

    my friend and i both railed 15mg and it was beyond description. legal, too.

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    aaah my wisdom teeth are coming out in like four days D:

    you will get headaches about 600x less once they're out

    well except for that first week

    your face will be in constant pain then sorry

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    aaah my wisdom teeth are coming out in like four days D:

    I don't have any wisdom teeth

    something my dentist failed to notice, oddly enough

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    aaah my wisdom teeth are coming out in like four days D:
    enjoy your vic prescription~

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my dentist took all of mine out at once it was awful

    all barfing blood and pudding, blood and pudding

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm not getting headaches zoel
    I just had a regular dentist appointment and my dentist was like
    "welp, you're gonna need your wisdom teeth out at some point, I would suggest doing it now"

    also thanks teefs!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    hmm after reading up on them both they kinda seem scary!
    but at the same time awesome

    me and my girlfriend want to try hallucinogens so

    i reccomend acid or if you can find it in any capacity, 5-MeO-MIPT

    it's generally called Moxy, and it is literally the single best experience you will ever have

    my friend and i both railed 15mg and it was beyond description. legal, too.

    alright man, thanks

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We still doin' home remedies in here?

    I'm a fan of the honey/lemon tea when I have a cold.





    That's about it, because I never get anything worse than a cold.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We still doin' home remedies in here?

    I'm a fan of the honey/lemon tea when I have a cold.





    That's about it, because I never get anything worse than a cold.

    I do the same since my voice usually is the first to go
    Also Super C when I have a cold makes me feel better
    I usually just drink a lot of water and juice so I'm peeing all the time when I'm sick

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Salvia for a spiritual journey.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Salvia is shit. Shit for faggots.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I heart myself some mushrooms.

    my main problem with shrooms is that they're really expensive

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    We still doin' home remedies in here?

    I'm a fan of the honey/lemon tea when I have a cold.





    That's about it, because I never get anything worse than a cold.

    I do the same since my voice usually is the first to go
    Also Super C when I have a cold makes me feel better
    I usually just drink a lot of water and juice so I'm peeing all the time when I'm sick

    Oh yeah I load up on the vit C too. And pee heaps of really yellow, stinky pee.

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