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The size of a bear that is as fat as two bears! (Fatman Thread)

MysstMysst King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
Hey brahs and brah...ettes, are you looking to maintain that lifestyle you have of eating what the fuck ever you want and doing minimal to no exercise? Do you fucking love candy? Can you eat an entire goddamn chocolate cake and wash it down with a half gallon of milk and not give a good goddamn who sees you? Is the thought that comes right after, "My belly is getting a bit pudgy", "Fuck it!"?

Then this is your thread! For you!
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I went to the doctor the other day and got weighed, and surprisingly founbd myself to be around 160! Just recently I had went out and bought some new pants that were 32W and cancelled my gym membership. My name is Kawika, and I am getting fat and I don't give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst you should put out an ad on craigslist seeking feeders

    Druhim on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    man I don't like people feeding me I don't know if they have washed their hands

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fatty

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shut up you skinny mother fucker.

    I need to loose 20 in 2 months...

    Also, your Tux fitting is Due by Dec 1st...

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I suppose I have to post in this thread.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wish I could cook more so I know I'd be eating well but I hate my apartment and my housemates so I avoid them like the fucking plague.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have been so bad about starting to work out again

    I'd like to lose about 25 pounds. I'm at 167 right now. Stupid relationship weight.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    SH if she doesn't care then it is all good and break out those M&M's, bud

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    the trouble is I care.

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you fatasses wanna know the best treat ever?

    dip some motherfucking oreos in peanut butter.

    it's like heaven only less pretend.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    the trouble is I care.
    well stop doing that and eat an entire pizza instead!

    Mysst on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I should probably do some exercise.

    I'm rocking over fifteen stone at the moment.

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    2 weeks ago i adopted a dog.

    since then i've lost a considerable amount of snugness in my waistline on more than one pair of jeans. In other news: that bitch can run.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I totally need to get in better shape.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why are you talking about losing weight this is not the thread for that

    this is the thread for getting fat

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Finally a chance to use my degree.

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm sitting at my desk at work, dipping spicy nacho doritoes into Fritos Jalapeno Cheddar cheese dip and washing it down with some root beer.

    Yum

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    why are you talking about losing weight this is not the thread for that

    this is the thread for getting fat

    I'm going to Oktoberfest this weekend.

    I will come back a manmountain.

    Silmaril on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2009
    Before and after pictures of skinny to fat

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    why are you talking about losing weight this is not the thread for that

    this is the thread for getting fat

    I'm going to Oktoberfest this weekend.

    I will come back a manmountain.

    I'm going next week!

    I probably won't drink anyway

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It took me 9 years to go from 6'1" 150lbs to 6'1" 175lbs.

    I should slow down a bit maybe

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    why are you talking about losing weight this is not the thread for that

    this is the thread for getting fat

    I'm going to Oktoberfest this weekend.

    I will come back a manmountain.

    I'm going next week!

    I probably won't drink anyway

    You are going to Oktoberfest, and you probably won't drink?


    What?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't gain weight. It has literally been impossible.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    why are you talking about losing weight this is not the thread for that

    this is the thread for getting fat

    I'm going to Oktoberfest this weekend.

    I will come back a manmountain.

    I'm going next week!

    I probably won't drink anyway

    You are going to Oktoberfest, and you probably won't drink?


    What?

    Well I'm going to Germany, and it includes Oktoberfest. But I stopped drinking because of the assholes in my family that do drink.

    Plus I don't need to show Europe what a lightweight I am

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    okay guys pick my lunch.

    in corner A we have chili. i made it last week but it still smells edible.

    on corner B there's some fajitas leftover from last night. it would probably require more work to put together, but is definitely the fresher of the two meals.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm 5'9 and almost 180 pounds.

    This is heavier than I've ever been.

    I really need to start exercising again.

    CrossBuster on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't gain weight. It has literally been impossible.

    You can get pouches of fat, and sew them to your body.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    the trouble is I care.
    well stop doing that and eat an entire pizza instead!

    But that's how I got into this shape in the first place!

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't gain weight. It has literally been impossible.

    I thought the same things for those 9 years. Then I discovered beer and it's family.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sweet thread. about this time last year i had my surgery, weighed in at 170. i fat-assed up to 210 until like feb this year. i'm back to 180 now, but only because i cut some sugars out (jack&coke to jack&water, haha).

    i'm fine with eating some of the crap i do, but i haven't been able to get any excercise since i got cut. time to hit the trails.

    backPAX anyone?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Reigner wrote: »
    I can't gain weight. It has literally been impossible.

    I thought the same things for those 9 years. Then I discovered beer and it's family.

    You think I don't drink oh ho ho ho

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no matter how much i exercise nowadays and how carefully i monitor my eating, i can never seem to lose weight, and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese, according to the health standards or whatever. its high time to give up and go back to the days when i would eat chipotle twice in one day and follow that up with a pint of ben and jerrys in the evening while i watch mtv reality tv shows

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    the trouble is I care.
    well stop doing that and eat an entire pizza instead!

    But that's how I got into this shape in the first place!

    why don't you cry about it into a tub of ice cream?

    hey is blue bell ice cream a nation wide brand or is that more of a local flair?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese,

    What?

    How tall are you? Like 3 ft?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    abloo hoo hoo
    awm

    abloo nom hoo hoo


    I just need to get back to running and working out again but fucking shit Florida is the worst for working out.

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese,

    What?

    How tall are you? Like 3 ft?


    morbidly obese just means his BMI is over 40...

    or is over 100 lbs overweight... so if he's 3'0 and 165 that's about right. or if he's just a big dude.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    no matter how much i exercise nowadays and how carefully i monitor my eating, i can never seem to lose weight, and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese, according to the health standards or whatever. its high time to give up and go back to the days when i would eat chipotle twice in one day and follow that up with a pint of ben and jerrys in the evening while i watch mtv reality tv shows

    Have you tried heroin?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    no matter how much i exercise nowadays and how carefully i monitor my eating, i can never seem to lose weight, and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese, according to the health standards or whatever. its high time to give up and go back to the days when i would eat chipotle twice in one day and follow that up with a pint of ben and jerrys in the evening while i watch mtv reality tv shows

    Have you tried heroin?

    Tapeworms?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2009
    I can't gain weight. It has literally been impossible.

    Just eat like me. That'll do it.

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  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    no matter how much i exercise nowadays and how carefully i monitor my eating, i can never seem to lose weight, and have been holding steady at 165-170 the past few months, which for my height is considered morbidly obese, according to the health standards or whatever. its high time to give up and go back to the days when i would eat chipotle twice in one day and follow that up with a pint of ben and jerrys in the evening while i watch mtv reality tv shows

    Have you tried heroin?

    if you're gonna do drugs to lose weight, at least do the kind that work: cocaine.

    Heroin addicts are skinny because they can't afford to pay for food.

    also don't do coke. it makes you like amy winehouse.

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