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The size of a bear that is as fat as two bears! (Fatman Thread)

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    My arms and legs are scrawny but I have so much fat on my torso I am going on a diet

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    getting decent sized arms/legs is easy

    getting rid of the fat around your torso is much more challenging

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    A couple of years back some friends and I drove about 45 minutes out of our way to go to a Golden Corral

    We stuff our faces (as is customary in that place) and proceed to attack the soft serve machine

    Two of us go and make ice cream cones ~1.5 feet in height, and we turn around to see two small children (about 7 years old) looking at us, mouths agape.

    My friend looks at them and says

    we drove two days to get here

  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well
    If you're looking for work, you absolutely do not stop applying for other jobs just because a friend says they can get you in someplace.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well
    If you're looking for work, you absolutely do not stop applying for other jobs just because a friend says they can get you in someplace.

    You apply everywhere you can, as often as you can, and then pray to your deity of choice

    It may take a while (especially now), but don't get discouraged and don't stop applying

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I try to watch what i eat.

    Until I get high and/or drunk.

    Then it is like "Dang I need 6 slices of meat lovers pizza covered with poutine STAT"

    why the fuck would you do that to an innocent pizza

    you horrible man

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well
    If you're looking for work, you absolutely do not stop applying for other jobs just because a friend says they can get you in someplace.

    You apply everywhere you can, as often as you can, and then pray to your deity of choice

    It may take a while (especially now), but don't get discouraged and don't stop applying

    In my experience you do this, nothing happens for six months (or however long your unemployment insurance lasts) then you get like six interviews then three fucking offers at once

    (all I'm saying here is yes, don't get discouraged or ever stop applying because getting hired takes for goddamned ever sometimes, especially now)

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Yeah to get my most recent position took me about 4 months. Thank god I budgeted well.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Pfft I got offered a job while at my job the other day!

    I turned it down because it would be awful and in a bad neighborhood

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    but i thought you wanted to be a cop?

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    not anymore!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well
    If you're looking for work, you absolutely do not stop applying for other jobs just because a friend says they can get you in someplace.

    You apply everywhere you can, as often as you can, and then pray to your deity of choice

    It may take a while (especially now), but don't get discouraged and don't stop applying

    In my experience you do this, nothing happens for six months (or however long your unemployment insurance lasts) then you get like six interviews then three fucking offers at once

    (all I'm saying here is yes, don't get discouraged or ever stop applying because getting hired takes for goddamned ever sometimes, especially now)

    And sometimes you get really, really lucky and land the job of a fucking lifetime within a month.

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan Registered User regular
    Those variables are affront to everything American from baseball to mom's apple pi

    Boooooo

    6'1" 230lbs checking in. I went to the doctor's a little while ago and the nurse taking my vitals and such told me that I should probably loose 50lbs. I started to laugh. Recently I've noticed the awful creaking noises my knees make when I squat down and stand are getting louder and if I do it more than a couple times in a row they start to ache.

    I'm starting to think laughing was the wrong reaction. :cry:

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Keith wrote: »
    not anymore!

    Thank goodness, for a minute I thought you might achieve something worthwhile.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    not anymore!
    no see it was a joke, implying that you got offered a job as a cop

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    not anymore!
    no see it was a joke, implying that you got offered a job as a cop

    I get it now!

    (it's pretty good)

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Speaking of things, were you gonna send that thing or what, Tube?

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    The Geek wrote: »
    Speaking of things, were you gonna send that thing or what, Tube?

    I just thought that. I need to make sure everything is awesome first, I'll get it to you as soon as.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    not anymore!
    no see it was a joke, implying that you got offered a job as a cop

    I get it now!

    (it's pretty good)
    thanks! also, too bad

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    TBH lift some motherfucking weights boy.

    Getting a job and then I will do exactly that


    Friends keep saying "Yeah man yeah give me your resume and I'll definitely get you a job"
    Cue 3 weeks of me not applying to jobs, while waiting on some sort of feedback other than "yeah man I'll get him yo put you on the top of the list" because I don't wanna have to say "Don't worry about it"

    getting a job doing function waiting at the hyatt hotel, hopefully. Around 15-17 an hour, fairly long shifts late into the night, but oh well
    If you're looking for work, you absolutely do not stop applying for other jobs just because a friend says they can get you in someplace.

    Yeah man that's a weak excuse.

    Not saying it to sound like a jerk, just stating that I did similar things when I was looking for a job but my mum kicked my goddamn arse constantly, every day, so I had no choice but to just keep applying for jobs, and welp, I found one.

    She was a massive bitch at the time, but in hindsight it was a good thing she did.

    ...

    What I am saying is that I will dress up as your mum and come down to Canberra to kick your arse every day until you find a job.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    on the subject of jobs, I am going in to interview to get a second job at a brewery/restaurant today

    my sister works there and says her boss is look for some extra help around lunchtime

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    the three hour interim means that probably no one cares but I got the job!

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    My condolences on having to work a second job

    (my congratulations you got it)

    [nice av/title/location]

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    yay TDOT!

    i have my second phone interview on monday
    (after it was supposed to be yesterday but there was an issue, but anyway)
    i am pretty nervous. i haven't been to an actual interview in over 6 years, now
    dont say doing your wife dont say doing your wife

    #canadian #sorry
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I love interviews. I always rock them

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    So today, I order a new video card and it shipped. I was waiting for a phone call and instead I got a new job. 30 minutes later my video card came in. I was so happy.

    Gather the faithful and prepose a toast. To an epoch of indifference. - In Flames: Ordinary Story
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I ate a lot of pizza today

    mmmmm

  • SaniusSanius Registered User
    I was thinking about leaving the job i've been with for 2 years making $8.50 to apply for quiktrip where I would probably make the same hours but possibly better pay.

    I hear experience is something never worth losing, even at a bakery-cafe.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Apply first and then give your current employer notice if you get the job.

    Dont leave if you dont have something waiting for you. Thats just unwise.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i eat mostly healthy when i eat by myself
    if i eat with people, then less so

    if i drink then my self control goes down, though drinking itself makes me fat

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