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Since Tube is horrible and slow and I may or may not be doing this with the flu, at work.
What is this Whore game?
That's a horrible question. You're pretty horrible for asking it. You're already the most horrible person ever for even thinking about looking up any information about this game.
Once connected by the Tower of Eternity, Atreia was sundered by an ancient cataclysm. On your journey to bring salvation to the world, your character will traverse the inner surface of Atreia, exploring lush lands, floating islands, chaotic voids, and many other amazing vistas.
Each half of the shattered world is inhabited by one of two playable divine factions: the Elyos and the Asmodians. Isolated by the Cataclysm that broke Atreia apart, each side has brooded for centuries on the catastrophic events of the past. Their hatred for each other has only intensified.
Many centuries after the Cataclysm, fragments of the destroyed Tower began to float mysteriously in the air, and investigations revealed unstable portals that opened into a dimension of darkness and wonder where fragments of the Tower drifted. This place was named the Abyss. Within the Abyss, the once-lost power of flight is now commonplace. The Abyss is where Elyos and Asmodians contend to fight an epic battle for supremacy.
As the Elyos and the Asmodians uncovered new, more stable portals to the Abyss, they encountered a primeval terror that they had known only in storybooks: the Balaur. Banished to an unknown dimension during the Cataclysm, the Balaur are the ancient enemy of all the peoples of Atreia. The Balaur's continual war on humanity led to Cataclysm. Now they have returned, the survival of both races and Atreia itself is more uncertain than ever.
Basically some whores had some whore planet and they had a fight with whore demons and they broke the world.
Now there are good fanciful angel asshole whores named the Elyos, and Emo brooding dark dark Drizzit whores named the Asmodians. They fight each other. And the Whore demons(Named the Balur) fight everybody! It's just one big old fasioned cockle of whores!
Okay, we get it, you've apparently channeled the spirit of Frank Miller, we want more info that dosen't have the word whore every three letters
Fuck you I got the flu I can use the word whore as much as I whoring whore please whore.
Shamlessly stolen from the Aion thread in the MMO forums.
There are 4 starting classes that differentiate at level 10 into 8 more classes (you can't remain a base class, sorry).
Warriors -> Templar or Gladiator
Scout -> Ranger or Assassin
Mage -> Sorcerer or Spiritualist
Priest -> Cleric or Chanter
Ok. To break it down (stolen from Transporter, clicky for more info)(Transporter:Yes I am stealing from someone stealing from me):
The School of the Warrior:
Best Description: Gilgamesh.
Alternate description: Mortal Strike Warrior who can wield a shitton of different weapons, and somtimes a sheild but they suck at it, for that is not MANLY. Good armor, good offensive capabilities.
Best Description: YOU WILL HAVE ON IN YOUR GROUP
Alternate Description: Tank. Not really much else to be said.
School of the Scout:
Best description: HAAAHAHAHA FUCKYOU MAGES
Alternate Description: They shoot arrows to make people die, from a distance. Especially mages, ESPECIALLY mages. Can kite virtually anything down if you're good save for a Cleric or Templar due to their stupidly high armor/healing abilities.
Best Description: CRAAWWLING IIN MY SKIIIIN, THESE WOOUNS THEY WILLL NOT HEAAAALLLLLL
Alternate description: A blend of WoW Rogues, and Final Fantasy XI's theif class. If you expose your back to them, you're fucked unless you're not a high armor class. Highest Meele DPS in the game, but also the most fragile.
The School of the Mage
Best description: HA I HOPE YOU HAVE BURN HEALS
ALternate Description: Glass Cannon. All is well with the world.
Best Description: Wait this isn't FF XI
Alternate Description: A summoner, with dots like a warlock. Who can also turn into an Elemental and rapefuck anyone within a Twenty Mile radius.
The School of the Priest
Best Description: Your own personal Jesus
Do you really have to ask, really? Healbitch, rolled by girlfreinds who are dragged into MMO's everywhere.
Best Description: YOU SPOONY BARD!
Alternate Description: A Priest, kind of, with, who loves to moonlight seedy bars on the weekend singing. Buffs/moderate heals all up ins. And you want their buffs, they are SO GOOD