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No, it's not tear gas. It's Catfood. [X-Com LP II]

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    ROBOT, NOOOOO!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    don't worry guys, it's not in robot text so we're fine

    Apparently Agent Tommy does not support fonts.

    Recovery process at 14.3%

    Opening silo doors.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    oh man

    I hope I don't fuck it up out there

    at least Mutons can't mind control anyone

    Spoiler:
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    this ain't a problem

    put one in my sights, I'm beggin' ya

  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Damn, I am going to kill some serious Mutons today!

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Time to fuck some alien ass!

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Oh holy shit I just figured out that those things are the landing gear. I thought they were meant to be some generic agricultural equipment or something, god I feel dumb.

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I knew you were a pitcher

    I'm going to die aren't I?

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    L|ama wrote: »
    Oh holy shit I just figured out that those things are the landing gear. I thought they were meant to be some generic agricultural equipment or something, god I feel dumb.

    And that's why you failed the X-Com entrance exam.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Oh holy shit I just figured out that those things are the landing gear. I thought they were meant to be some generic agricultural equipment or something, god I feel dumb.

    And that's why you failed the X-Com entrance exam.

    I... I haven't even applied yet!

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    L|ama wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Oh holy shit I just figured out that those things are the landing gear. I thought they were meant to be some generic agricultural equipment or something, god I feel dumb.

    And that's why you failed the X-Com entrance exam.

    I... I haven't even applied yet!

    goddamnit Fishman, have your scientists been messing with casual linearity again?

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    Oh, wait, shit, forgot. Indie Winter, get our sunglasses and a neuralyzer.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit.


    I made it off the ramp under fire and didn't die.

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    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: WaffleMous#1483
  • DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User
    And cue horrendous death scenes in 5...

    (You fools! You never let the AI die! The neural implants in your brains now carry residual data and personality from Aedan! You just got mind raped!)

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Recovery at 18.7%

    Beginning pre-launch checklist.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Spread out and take up defensive positions. Let's get our line in order before we start pushing on these greenskins.

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    Wallhitter: You heard the man! Rank, BYToady, get out here!

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    Karl: We can't be too far from the UFO. Can anyone see smoke yet?
    Wallhitter: Yeah, I've got some to the East.

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    Karl: Alright, go and scout it out. Mous, RDM: cover him.
    Wallhitter: You got it.
    Der Waffle Mous: Taking position.
    RabidDeathMoose: We got your back, buddy.

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    Wallhitter: Alright, I'm in position. It looks like Bogey did a right thorough job of gutting this one.

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    Karl: Good. We might not have too many problems inside, then.
    BYToady: Somehow saying that doesn't fill me with confidence.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Push up on the flanks. NAC, you're with me.
    NotACrook: Not a problem.

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    Karl: Centre line; hold up and hunker down. Make sure you've got good line-of-sight to cover the flanks.
    BYToady: Don't worry, we know what to do.

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    Karl: Rank, take 1kCocks and sweep into those fields in the North. If there's any Alphas left outside, that's probably where they'll be.
    Rankenphile: Don't worry. That just makes the night more interesting. Throwing Flare.

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    Rankenphile: Moving up.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Rankenphile: I tell you, 1k, I'm just itching to use this gun on something other than a wall.
    One Thousand Dicks: Tell me about it.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    All systems report ready.

    Recovery at 36.5%

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    God i hope most of those fuckers died when thier ship crashed.

    Spoiler:
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: RDM, same idea: let's get some light on those doors.
    RabidDeathMoose: No problem. Flare out.

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    RabidDeathMoose: There you go-

    **UFO External Door**

    RabidDeathMoose: Oh shi-
    Wallhitter: GET DOWN!

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    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

    BYToady: Look out!
    Zombiesalad!: Wha- urk

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    RabidDeathMoose: He shot the rookie! He shot the rookie!
    Wallhitter: Where'd he go?
    BYToady: I can't see him. Back inside, I think.
    Karl: Are you telling me nobody got a shot off?
    BYToady: ... sorry, boss.
    Karl: Fuck!

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    I'll warm up the bugle for Taps.

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    gurusloth: Zombies? Zombies, buddy? You okay?
    Der Waffle Mous: How is he?
    gurusloth: Oh, God... Headshot. Sorry, buddy.

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    **UFO External Door**

    NotACrook: Here he comes again!

    **Plasma Weapon Discharge**

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    BYToady: Arrggh! Mutherfucker!

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Wallhitter: He's gone again.
    BYToady: Come back here and fight, you cowardly bastard!
    RabidDeathMoose: BYToady! You alright?
    BYToady: Armour's a bit of a mess, but I'm okay. Shot the fucker this time, though.
    NotACrook: Good on you.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Aw fuck No.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Karl: Goddammit, someone get in there and kill that prick.
    Wallhitter: Copy that. Moving.
    RabidDeathMoose: Right with you, Sarge.

    **UFO External Door**

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    Wallhitter: Pucker up.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    RabidDeathMoose: Clear!
    Wallhitter: Clear. This Alpha's toast.
    Rankenphile: Well, you must have got them all, 'cause there's no one left out here.
    RabidDeathMoose: There's two dead bodies in here. It looks like Bogey got the assist.
    Karl: Alright, check 'em and mark 'em for the clean up team. It looks like we're done here.

    <<- Mission Transcript Ends ->>

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    :cry:

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Poor Poor Zombies

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Damn it. It never gets any easier. :cry:

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    Ribaldry Base Mess Hall Kill Board:

    Wallhitter: 9
    Karl: 8
    One Thousand Dicks: 2
    RabidDeathMoose: 2
    NotACrook: 2
    Veretas: 1
    Rankenphile: 1
    Cliffjumper: 1
    Ten: 1
    Nartwak: 0
    BYToady: 0
    Der Waffle Mous: 0
    gurusloth: 0

    QuestionMarkMan (dec): 1
    Zombiesalad! (dec): 0
    babyeatingjesus (dec): 0

    Pilots:
    Cold Salmon and Hatred: 4 Small

    HWP:
    Aedan A.I.: 0

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    8 pages late but FUCK YES

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    All extraterrestrials exterminated.

    Aborting launch sequence.

    Aedan Memory unit recovered.

    Awaiting replacement HWP for installation.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Hahaha, fuck yeah.

    Perhaps all of you should aspire to be more like Sgt. Wallhitter! HOOAH!

  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    so how many original team members are still alive/in service?

  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    Zombies...

    I hardly knew ye

    Spoiler:
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I think hardly is an understatement

  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Fishman wrote: »
    Bogey: Hit! Weapon has penetrated the hull. I see internal explosions. It's falling...
    Radar: We see it, Interceptor-2.
    Bogey: Unidentified craft has crashed in the countryside below me. I've got smoke... looks like it's time for the ground teams.
    Comms: Confirm, Interceptor-2. A Contact Team will be dispatched to your current location shortly. Local authorities have been informed of the situation and you are clear to return to base. Wubble Woo Base, out.
    I know this is almost a week late, but...

    See?! I like sharing alien-killing fun with my fellow teammates!

    (Sorry, Zombies.)

    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    R.I.P. Wampa Milk
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I'm sorry Zombie


    I HAVE FAILED YOU

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    I haven't seen a whole squad wiped due to a terror mission in a while.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I haven't seen a whole squad wiped due to a terror mission in a while.

    And lets keep it that way.

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