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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cue terror mission in 5... 4... 3..

  • i kan reedi kan reed Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Ivar wrote: »
    Cue terror mission in 5... 4... 3..

    Terror missions pretty much never happen once you've got hyperwave decoders and plasma cannons. You have the firepower to safely take down a terror ship and the ability to detect it before it gets to the target site.

  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Karl wrote: »
    I haven't seen a whole squad wiped due to a terror mission in a while.

    And lets keep it that way.

    Plus saying that Director Fishman seems to know what he's doing is a gross understatement.

  • i kan reedi kan reed Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Karl wrote: »
    I haven't seen a whole squad wiped due to a terror mission in a while.

    And lets keep it that way.

    Plus saying that Director Fishman seems to know what he's doing is a gross understatement.

    I think a base full of ethereals will change that tune real quick.

  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your mom's full of ethereals...

  • DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    She got that cleared up awhile ago. Bastard cervix signed an agreement and let 'em loose inside. I hear one of the ovaries got "abducted"; never the same again.

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Chryssies are sissies

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  • Lord HomsarLord Homsar Lord of Hammers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    !sign up

    Quartermaster's Requisition Form

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    Secondary Weapon/Explosive: High Explosives/Prox Grenades
    Other Equipment (optional): N/A

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  • DracoGriffinDracoGriffin Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh man, what crazy new research has been done? Has there been many autopsies? Those were pretty cool to kill different aliens and cut 'em open. That was such an awesome touch on detail. Especially the Snakeman one.

  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    To: Capt. Karl
    From: DirOps Fishman
    Subject: Team Ratio Power Armor
    Karl wrote: »
    As the team leader for Ratio, I'm requesting power armor for my team if hasn't already been provided yet.

    Sorry, Captain, a review of the stores and Elerium stockpiles has determined that we cannot afford the luxury of providing all of Team Ratio with Power Armor at this time. The volume of this element in our stores at Ribaldry base is barely sufficient to furnish all of the squad with the necessary generators to power the suit. The value of this element for our war effort is not yet fully explored, but given the research outcomes we've had so far, we have to believe the greater value of this mineral is to provide war assets on a strategic scale, rather than tactical.

    However, your point is not lost. Power Armour has been approved for all Officers at Ribaldry Base. Production has started on providing suits to Sgt. NotACrook and Sgt. Veretas.

    As an additional note, Sgt. Wallhitter has been recalled to Wubble Woo base. You don't really need 3 sergeants out at Team Ratio, and with the arrival of Seta 3000 and snap, you're at a full compliment of soldiers without him.

    Secure more Elerium, then we will review the armour situation.

    DirOps Fishman.

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    To: Dsmart
    From: DirOps Fishman
    Subject: Force depletion inquiry
    Dsmart wrote: »
    so how many original team members are still alive/in service?

    Thank you for you inquiry.

    I've pulled form archived files to find the information you need. X-Com was initially set up as a single-site operation, and went active with 8 soldiers ready for contact; 6 more were still receiving final orientation.

    The original 8 soldiers on site were:
    [strike]Zombiemambo[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Druhim[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Naporeon[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Snowbeat[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Raneados[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]PotU[/strike] (deceased)
    Fallout
    [strike]Tofystedeth[/strike] (deceased)

    The additional 6 who arrived to complete the initial Contact Team were:
    Karl
    [strike]Weaver[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]arod_77[/strike] (discharged)
    Bedlam
    [strike]TheLawinator[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Dee Kae[/strike] (deceased)

    I'm sure the liaison committee understands that this level of loss was not unanticipated, and in fact is somewhat better than initial projections.

    Thank you,
    XCom DirOps Fishman

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited October 2009
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Poor Fallout

    Dude must have hella PTSD

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Poor Fallout

    Dude must have hella PTSD


    I hear Dr. Green has isolated some pretty killer GMO Weed genes, to make for some great prescription dope.

    Great for helping soldiers cope

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh

    Well that's awesome

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I made that up, but srsly someone should run this idea by Dir. Fishman

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  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well, thanks to G&T now having someone post a list of LPs, I've stumbled across this, and read all 109 pages of awesomeness. Consider me a !sign up for pilot duties, since those alien scum look like they're stepping things up in our airspace, and you're bound to have another base needing Interceptors/Firestorms soon.

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ALERT

    Threat Detected: Muton Retaliatory Battleship-class

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    X-Com Hyperwave Decoders have detected an incoming craft over the Indian Ocean. Early decryption results suggest the craft is of the large military fleet cruisers or battleships, with a mission profile of Alien Retaliation.

    The suggested target area for this operation is the vicinity of Ribaldry base. UFO size and heading are confirmed by X-Com ground tracking stations.

    Threat evaluation level is Alpha-10.

    All staff and Soldiers at Ribaldry base are ordered to High Alert status. Prepare for possible assault.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    OH SHIT

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh shiiiiit

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All personnel prepare to repel extraterrestrials.

    REACTOR SAFETIES DISABLED.

    KILLSWITCH PROTOCOL ONLINE.

    THERMONUCLEAR DETONATION SET TO TRIGGER WITH DEATH OF ALL SOLDIERS

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    Hail Satan!
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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Message from Central Core to pilots:

    Consider ramming alien vessel with interceptor as preemptive strike

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Permission to show the central core the business end of an EMP grenade?

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    EMP grenades remain, fortunately, merely a theoretically concept at this time.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Permission to show Central Core the buisiness end of a steaming pile of feces?

    uh...

    Sir?

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Permission to show Central Core the buisiness end of a steaming pile of feces?

    uh...

    Sir?

    The Central Core is, unfortunately, already very familiar with this substance due to some unusual security cameras installed by Dr. Green.

    Attempts to deactivate these cameras have been thus far unsuccessful.

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    UFO-35 Incident Report
    Classified X3

    Incident Timeline

    05:59 - UFO-35 detected. Hyperwave decryption identifies Alpha-10 level threat.

    06:02 - Ribaldry base placed on High Alert.

    Soldiers from Contact Team Ratio mustered and equipped for possible base incursion and infiltration.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-19-35-09.jpg

    06:31 - UFO-35 makes close approach on Ribaldry Base.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-20-34-56.jpg

    06:42 - UFO-35 decelerates and begins making low passes over Chinese territory.

    With UFO speed still in excess of Interceptor maximum, and probable combat superiority, a decision is made not to launch Interceptor aircraft in the event that the launch is detected and gives away the position of Ribaldry Base. Base remains on High Alert.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-20-42-67.jpg

    07:24 - UFO-35 moves out over South China Sea. Decision is made to remove or relocate key X-Com assets at Ribaldry Base in case of hostile assault. A number of alien artifacts and military resources are distributed to partner nations; it is discovered that Ribaldry base, despite having 16 recovered Heavy Plasma weapons in stock, only has 6 Heavy Plasma Clips. Workshop priority is given to military production assets.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-21-02-74.jpg

    09:00 - Workshop completes production of Power Armor for Team Ratio NCO's.

    Power Armor is issued to Sgt. NotACrook and Sgt. Veretas.

    An emergency production of Heavy Plasma Clips at Ribaldry Base is approved by the Director of Operations.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-21-26-22.jpg

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-25-15-84.jpg

    10:22 UFO-35 moves north across the Philippines towards Taiwan after spending several hours searching the islands of Borneo, Indonesia and Malaysia.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-25-52-13.jpg

    12:43 UFO-35 begins orbital escape procedures having conducted thorough scan of Islands in South East Asia region.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-10-05%2021-26-30-17.jpg

    13:38 UFO-35 contact lost over the north Pacific Ocean.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Set condition yellow.

    Continue to scan for follow up attack vessels.

    Reactor safeties reinstated until new threat detected.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Now let's all breathe out

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jesus christ


    I fucking held my breath through that post.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    To: DirOps Fishman
    From: Pvt. Orikae
    Subject: Transfer into Active Duty

    Director Fishman,

    I have been on the waitlist for transfer into Ribaldry Base for more than a year. I was hoping if I could request an expedited transfer/status on my current transfer.

    As much as I like paperwork, my CO has this distressing habit of smearing his feces on his Venetian blinds, which makes closing them particularly unappealing.

    Regards,

    Pvt. Orikae

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    You let them get away?!?

    Jesus fucking CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

    That was the biggest, plumpest target those greenblood freaks tossed us yet, and we sit here hugging the ground and quaking?!?

    Fuck

    that

    shit

    We see a fucking turkey that goddamn fat, we go up there, we drag it to the ground kicking and screaming and we skin that motherfucker alive, string its mangled corpse up on a post and let it be a goddamned reminder to any others that might try to step on our turf that us gangsta ass motherfuckers ain't about to be fucked with.

  • <:__)~&lt;:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You let them get away?!?

    Jesus fucking CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

    That was the biggest, plumpest target those greenblood freaks tossed us yet, and we sit here hugging the ground and quaking?!?

    Fuck

    that

    shit

    We see a fucking turkey that goddamn fat, we go up there, we drag it to the ground kicking and screaming and we skin that motherfucker alive, string its mangled corpse up on a post and let it be a goddamned reminder to any others that might try to step on our turf that us gangsta ass motherfuckers ain't about to be fucked with.

    such poetry brings a tear to my eye.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jesus i was fully expecting to die under a hail of plasma gun fire defending the base.

    Also we need to start hitting supply ships for Elirium.

    Spoiler:
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also Yeah, Fallout must be hella lonely. All the original crew gone.

    And only me and bedlam left from the next group.

    Spoiler:
  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited October 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Alpha-10 level threat
    This sounds pretty bad. Somebody please clarify how bad this is.

    Also, these alien fucks better not mess with the Philippines... :x

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Alpha-10 level threat
    This sounds pretty bad. Somebody please clarify how bad this is.

    Your interceptor would get raped. No even joking.


    Straight up in-the-air rape.

    Spoiler:
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    The original 8 soldiers on site were:
    [strike]Zombiemambo[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Druhim[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Naporeon[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Snowbeat[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]Raneados[/strike] (deceased)
    [strike]PotU[/strike] (deceased)
    Fallout
    [strike]Tofystedeth[/strike] (deceased)

    I'm not Commander for no reason, kiddos.

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