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DarmakDarmak Pree AshmaRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Singularity Engine++
I'm getting married in less than an hour and I'm so nervous. I hate getting dressed up and all that stuff and I hate getting up in front of a large group of people and what if something goes wrong? I hope I don't get all red in the face and swallow a lot and oh goooooodddddddddd help guys. What I really want to know is, what did you guys that are married feel on your big day?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    ITS A MIRAGE
    I'M TELLIN' Y'ALL IT'S SABOTAGE

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

    Grey Ghost on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    post about in the forums in real time as you get married

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    here comes the arm?

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  • DarmakDarmak Pree Ashma Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

    They want me to be there 30 minutes before the wedding and dress there so there's nothing for me to do here. Everyone else in the wedding is already up there, I don't know man, my fiance said she wanted it like that.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It isn't too late to run away

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also how is your wife in bed?


    answer: merely okay, but I'm teaching her what I can

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

    seriously what

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    darmak twitter your marriage

    it's all the rage

    Snowbeat on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2009
    man up

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Man, don't worry about that.

    Worry about whether or not she will say "I do"

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

    seriously what

    twittering furiously as he walks down the aisle

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    here comes the arm?

    :^:

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Just remember.

    Everyone there has nothing else to do but pay attention to you and stare at you, wondering why you look so goofy in a tux, why you can't speak like normal people, and what you drugged your wife with to make this happen.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    darmak twitter your marriage

    it's all the rage

    Came in here to post this.

    Leaving satisfied that someone got to it.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Get your wife to register on the forums during the ceremony.

    It can be your vows.

    Bad-Beat on
  • ArkanArkan Registered User
    edited September 2009
    N'thing:
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Less than an hour and you're posting here?

    In all seriousness: Congratulations.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Actually no maybe she will stand you up at the altar.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey guys do you think I should get married on the forums

    are there any Single Ladies on the forums still? Is Tyracora taken?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    here comes the arm?

    :^:

    so protomen gets a thumbs up but everyone ignores the fuckin beastie boys

    this is some fuckin anti-semitic shit right here

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    rolo I'm always available

    Snowbeat on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    rolo I'm always available

    but you're ugly

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    here comes the arm?

    :^:

    so protomen gets a thumbs up but everyone ignores the fuckin beastie boys

    this is some fuckin anti-semitic shit right here

    everyone loves beastie boys
    therefore everyone got it

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    hey guys do you think I should get married on the forums

    are there any Single Ladies on the forums still? Is Tyracora taken?

    I'm sorry, fresh out.

    All we have is one gamergrrl.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2009
    what the hell

    Knob on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    here comes the arm?

    :^:

    so protomen gets a thumbs up but everyone ignores the fuckin beastie boys

    this is some fuckin anti-semitic shit right here

    everyone loves beastie boys
    therefore everyone got it

    all i hear is "blah blah blah i hate hebrews"

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Conventional wisdom says they'll all be looking at her anyway, not you. Just don't forget your line and you'll be set.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    ITS A MIRAGE
    I'M TELLIN' Y'ALL IT'S SABOTAGE

    :^:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    hey guys do you think I should get married on the forums

    are there any Single Ladies on the forums still? Is Tyracora taken?

    I'm sorry, fresh out.

    All we have is one gamergrrl.

    been there

    done that

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2009
    Congratulations!

    Now go have a blast.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    yo imma let you finish -

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2009
    - but NaC had the best forumer wedding of the year? :P

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
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