GVP: Myths & Legends Poll Thread

The Lovely Bastard

pfft like I'd let anyone topple me when I am at my greatest

Thane

No.

If TLB is going out, hes taking everyone with him

143999

I'm picturing the end of Once Upon a Time in the West.

The Lovely Bastard

No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

AMP'd

So, this is what I should have entered:

antimatterlabs (10:17:28 PM): how about a team based on the twelve labors of hercules
antimatterlabs (10:17:40 PM): or a zodiac team
alexpro630 (10:17:44 PM): oh
alexpro630 (10:17:49 PM): I like the twelve labors
alexpro630 (10:17:51 PM): or
alexpro630 (10:18:01 PM): who was the dude who assigned the labors to hercules
alexpro630 (10:18:27 PM): he has all those powers
alexpro630 (10:18:42 PM): so at will he could make his arm the hydra's heads
alexpro630 (10:18:52 PM): or he could have the strength of the nemean lion
antimatterlabs (10:19:00 PM): and is perpetually filthy
alexpro630 (10:19:05 PM): no
antimatterlabs (10:19:09 PM): and can only be cleaned by being tossed into a river
alexpro630 (10:19:12 PM): uh
alexpro630 (10:19:16 PM): I was working on one for that
alexpro630 (10:19:22 PM): there are the man-eating horses
alexpro630 (10:19:25 PM): the arrow-birds
alexpro630 (10:19:40 PM): the stables one...
alexpro630 (10:19:49 PM): he has an overpowering aroma
antimatterlabs (10:19:53 PM): he excretes filth
alexpro630 (10:20:18 PM): he can be cerberus
alexpro630 (10:20:23 PM): 's head
alexpro630 (10:20:28 PM): instead of his own head
alexpro630 (10:20:34 PM): three heads
antimatterlabs (10:20:42 PM): three dog heads
antimatterlabs (10:20:45 PM): that can regenerate
alexpro630 (10:20:46 PM): no
antimatterlabs (10:20:47 PM): like the hydra
alexpro630 (10:20:52 PM): no, he gets the hydra arm
alexpro630 (10:20:56 PM): he only gets one at a time
antimatterlabs (10:21:30 PM): what about the amazon girdle, gender bending or what
alexpro630 (10:21:37 PM): no
alexpro630 (10:21:42 PM): I was reading up on that
alexpro630 (10:21:48 PM): it is a magic girdle
alexpro630 (10:21:51 PM): what does it do?
antimatterlabs (10:22:04 PM): strength, maybe
antimatterlabs (10:22:07 PM): given by ares
alexpro630 (10:22:13 PM): yeah
alexpro630 (10:22:27 PM): but he already has a ton of strong things
antimatterlabs (10:22:38 PM): here we go, The girdle was a waist belt from Ares that signified her authority as queen of the Amazons.
antimatterlabs (10:22:42 PM): mind control
alexpro630 (10:22:49 PM): Eurystheus
alexpro630 (10:22:53 PM): that is the dude
alexpro630 (10:22:56 PM): that is his name

1. hydra arm
2. cerberus heads
3. lion strength
4. man-eating horse head
5. arrow bird wings
6. boar tusks
7. bull horns (different from lion)
8. golden stag horns that grant the dude super speed (golden hind)
9. power over hooved animals (geyron)
10. stench of those dog nasty stables
11. apples of overpowering joy
12. Amazon girdle of mind control

alexpro630 (10:29:30 PM): uh
alexpro630 (10:29:38 PM): maze power or something
alexpro630 (10:29:42 PM): because the minotaur
antimatterlabs (10:29:42 PM): what
antimatterlabs (10:29:48 PM): that wasn't freaking hercules
antimatterlabs (10:29:55 PM): that was theseus
alexpro630 (10:29:55 PM): it was the cretan bull
alexpro630 (10:30:26 PM): we can't have bull strength boar strength and lion strength
antimatterlabs (10:30:31 PM): the cretan bull was the bull Pasiphae fell in love with

alexpro630 (10:27:20 PM): apples
alexpro630 (10:27:26 PM): are the apples of joy
alexpro630 (10:27:40 PM): overpowering joy
antimatterlabs (10:27:48 PM): Orgasm joy
alexpro630 (10:27:51 PM): sure
antimatterlabs (10:27:51 PM): i don't know

antimatterlabs (10:25:34 PM): 9. is a stampede?
alexpro630 (10:25:39 PM): for what?
alexpro630 (10:25:46 PM): the cattle?
antimatterlabs (10:25:47 PM): obtain the cattle of geryon
antimatterlabs (10:25:49 PM): yes
alexpro630 (10:26:01 PM): he should become like geyron
antimatterlabs (10:26:19 PM): geryon stinks
alexpro630 (10:26:44 PM): yes well
alexpro630 (10:26:48 PM): that's his tenth power
alexpro630 (10:26:52 PM): 10. stench

alexpro630 (10:32:25 PM): dang this is deep
alexpro630 (10:32:33 PM): we put a lot of time into this
antimatterlabs (10:32:39 PM): basically, if you don't win the competition will be good
antimatterlabs (10:32:44 PM): TLB
alexpro630 (10:32:49 PM): hmm
antimatterlabs (10:32:53 PM): or Munch
alexpro630 (10:33:00 PM): wait am I entering this
antimatterlabs (10:33:11 PM): if you don't I will hold it against you for the rest of your life

And he would have been drawn like he was on red-figure pottery and I am going to hold this against myself for the rest of my life

The Lovely Bastard

dang I am glad you didn't enter

I'd have voted for that if it was written up nicely

The Lovely Bastard

who am I kidding, I'd still vote for myself because I'm awesome

AMP'd

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

dang I am glad you didn't enter

I'd have voted for that if it was written up nicely

Thanks, TLB

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

who am I kidding, I'd still vote for myself because I'm awesome

Also, what's the next theme gonna be?

The Lovely Bastard

there is gonna be a vote for it

depending on the theme I may or may not enter it

143999

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

You know, they made a video game of that.

The Lovely Bastard

143999 wrote: »

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

You know, they made a video game of that.

of course I know about the death wish 3 video game

it was ridiculous

Thane

ridiculously awesome?

The Lovely Bastard

it was pretty much Commodore 64 Double Dragon but with rocket launchers and modified elephant guns

so yes

The Geebs That Is A Pony

hey guys, remember that just because you lost doesn't mean your shit needs to disappear into the ether

you could always have juan chupacabra face off against that twelve labors dude

The Lovely Bastard

not on my watch

The Lovely Bastard

plus he'd be a lot better fighting jack of the second dimension

those ideas mesh better

Quoth

i think mine has the potential to be like a cross between punisher and se7en

143999

I keep reading "Jack Off the Second Dimension" there.

CorporateLogo

That is far too subtle a joke for TLB!

The Lovely Bastard

alright now that's enough of you

Desktop Hippie

How the hell did I get more votes than the Mythbusters?

Wait a sec... I'm in second place! Yay!

MarkGoodhart

Clearly Chupacaqbra should team up with La Parka. Clearly.

Lucascraft

I voted for you because I like mafia stories, I like femme fatales, and I think the idea of glass manipulation is cool.

The Lovely Bastard

MarkGoodhart wrote: »

Clearly Chupacaqbra should team up with La Parka. Clearly.

the world would not know what to do with something so grand

Desktop Hippie

Lucascraft wrote: »

I voted for you because I like mafia stories, I like femme fatales, and I think the idea of glass manipulation is cool.

Oh right. Thanks

I loved Mask's idea. Especially Harriet and the underground railroad connecting every city in the US. That's got a lot of potential I think. Very Neverwhere. Plus any team where the two female members are a devout christian who experiences visions and a world famous voodoo priestess is going to have plenty of tension!

*edit* Hahaha clicking on my villain link brings you to a post of me praising Mask's idea

The Lovely Bastard

just need one more vote to feel good about myself

come on guys

one more vote

Thane

Hey guys, why don't you vote for the MantiCorps

i mean, it doesn't have any votes, and TLB has already won

IT WON'T BE LIKE YOUR STEALING THEM OR ANYTHING

The Lovely Bastard

no guys come on

a vote for tlb is a vote for a sure thing

Quoth

clearly this vote is rigged for my idea is the best

Antimatter

Thane wrote: »

Hey guys, why don't you vote for the MantiCorps

i mean, it doesn't have any votes, and TLB has already won

IT WON'T BE LIKE YOUR STEALING THEM OR ANYTHING

because it's terrible, that's why
never again

The Lovely Bastard

quoth I will let you in on a secret

if I wasn't in this contest I would vote for you

Quoth

damn you and your goat sucker

Faynor

I was between Scarlet Fever and Hammurabi, to be honest.

The Lovely Bastard

look somehow I could work Charles Bronson into your idea quoth

that is how I knew it was second best

Munch

Guys, look. Today is my birthday, and I only want one thing: For TLB to shut the Hell up about the votes.

So please, vote for EL CHUPACABRA: ACE DETECTIVE.

The Lovely Bastard

seriously guys do you want to disappoint munch on his birthday

Quoth

hey nobody voted for me on MY birthday

ffffff

The Lovely Bastard

well see the thing is

The Geebs That Is A Pony

vote's closed, YOU ALL CAN SEE WHO WON

tomorrow we'll deal with the other stuff

The Lovely Bastard

you know

you'd think the second victory wouldn't be as great as the first

but you'd be dead wrong