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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    THERE IS NOTHING EXCITING IN THE DIRTY CLOTHES.

    Crack an egg and wait a week.

    In other news, why the hell is the Star Wars thread still around? >.<

    The Cat is no longer a mod so she can't lock it for being "too nerdy"
    (this actually happened once)

    ... Seriously? She locked a thread for being too nerdy on a forum for a webcomic? o_O

    ...

    false equivalency

    some shit is significantly nerdier than others

    that star wars thread is a blight on the universe

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Man... I haven't played Magic in a long time. I still have fond memories of my goblin deck, and swarming my opponent with 20+ 1/1 goblin creatures.

    My favourite deck of all time was my Firebreathing Ornithopter deck. So many good times.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    L5R

    :^:

    Dragon Clan 4 lyfe yo

    My place is on the wall.

    I am Crab.

    Fucking Crabs. Go Crane or go home.

    I thought I smelled perfume and weakness. A crane, nothing like little girls in dresses who are to afraid to actually face someone in honorable battle.

    I hated Crane decks, but man was it fun to burn them to hell with my true warriors. ;)

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    THERE IS NOTHING EXCITING IN THE DIRTY CLOTHES.

    Crack an egg and wait a week.

    In other news, why the hell is the Star Wars thread still around? >.<

    The Cat is no longer a mod so she can't lock it for being "too nerdy"
    (this actually happened once)

    ... Seriously? She locked a thread for being too nerdy on a forum for a webcomic? o_O

    ...

    false equivalency

    some shit is significantly nerdier than others

    that star wars thread is a blight on the universe

    Then lock it for being such. Not because it's too nerdy.

    kakos: That sounds incredible!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ...it's a blight on the universe because it's too nerdy

    are you slow?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    L5R

    :^:

    Dragon Clan 4 lyfe yo

    My place is on the wall.

    I am Crab.

    Fucking Crabs. Go Crane or go home.

    I thought I smelled perfume and weakness. A crane, nothing like little girls in dresses who are to afraid to actually face someone in honorable battle.

    I hated Crane decks, but man was it fun to burn them to hell with my true warriors. ;)

    I love Crab decks because it was so easy to make them realise that they are barbarians and run away like the bitches they are.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    ...it's a blight on the universe because it's too nerdy

    are you slow?

    No. I just don't equate the two.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    L5R

    :^:

    Dragon Clan 4 lyfe yo

    My place is on the wall.

    I am Crab.

    Fucking Crabs. Go Crane or go home.

    I thought I smelled perfume and weakness. A crane, nothing like little girls in dresses who are to afraid to actually face someone in honorable battle.

    I hated Crane decks, but man was it fun to burn them to hell with my true warriors. ;)

    I'm down with the Crab.

    One of my finest CCG moments involved a Crane player. There was this dude who played a Shinsei's Shrine Crane honor deck in tournaments. I dunno if you remember those decks, but they basically did a mad run to 40 honor. It was furious unstoppable masturbation with an expensive net-deck and absolutely no fun to play against.

    I did a sealed event against the same guy for the Honor Bound release. Played Crab. Did a slow crawl to 40, backed up by insurmountable defense. At 35 honor, he threw down his cards and shook his head and said, haltingly, "I can't do anything against you... I can't stop you."

    It was beautiful.

    *sniff*

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    L5R

    :^:

    Dragon Clan 4 lyfe yo

    My place is on the wall.

    I am Crab.

    Fucking Crabs. Go Crane or go home.

    I thought I smelled perfume and weakness. A crane, nothing like little girls in dresses who are to afraid to actually face someone in honorable battle.

    I hated Crane decks, but man was it fun to burn them to hell with my true warriors. ;)

    I love Crab decks because it was so easy to make them realise that they are barbarians and run away like the bitches they are.

    You know Kakos I would put good money we actually played each other at a tournament if you ever went. I think I only really won using my Unicorn deck, damn ponies were always cheap.

    Most fun deck I ever had was my "You can't do that!" Phoenix deck. It was a pain to play right but when I did it was a beast.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    A DnD phalla about people playing Xbox Xna while watching board game porn.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I saw that dude through a window once

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    Sure, if I actually do any of them.

    Let me tell you something about myself, I start projects. I do not finish them, like, ever.

    I just need a lot of motivation.

    Though I do have a lot of potential motivation for the XNA game and the board game because money may become involved at some point.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    Sure, if I actually do any of them.

    Let me tell you something about myself, I start projects. I do not finish them, like, ever.

    I just need a lot of motivation.

    Though I do have a lot of potential motivation for the XNA game and the board game because money may become involved at some point.

    can i help?

    I think game design is neat I just have never actually done it professionally or really amateurally or really at all except this one time i designed an RPG system in high school

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what was locked for being too nerdy?

    Steam Profile - Variable114 | WiiU - Variable | 3DS - 3866-8105-7478
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  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    Sure, if I actually do any of them.

    Let me tell you something about myself, I start projects. I do not finish them, like, ever.

    I just need a lot of motivation.

    Though I do have a lot of potential motivation for the XNA game and the board game because money may become involved at some point.

    can i help?

    I think game design is neat I just have never actually done it professionally or really amateurally or really at all except this one time i designed an RPG system in high school

    LEISURE SUIT FERAL

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    what was banned for being too nerdy?

    _J_ having sex with your mom

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    gosh watching all this metalocalypse has made me want to listen to a lot of metal

    that's weird given what I normally listen to these days
    but I guess not so much given all my past tastes which weren't metal but could lead to that I suppose

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 | SS Wishlists |
  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    what was banned for being too nerdy?

    _J_ having sex with your mom

    oh my

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Senate voted on a bill to allow illegal immigrants to take from Social Security? Really?

    工事中
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    You know Kakos I would put good money we actually played each other at a tournament if you ever went. I think I only really won using my Unicorn deck, damn ponies were always cheap.

    Most fun deck I ever had was my "You can't do that!" Phoenix deck. It was a pain to play right but when I did it was a beast.

    I loved Unicorn decks too, but Crane Honour decks were my forte, as well as Scorpion Dishonour. And it is quite possible we played against each other; I did pwn a lot of Crab n00bs in my day. I usually played at Mile High Comics whenever they hosted a tourney, but I went to a couple of other places.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    Sure, if I actually do any of them.

    Let me tell you something about myself, I start projects. I do not finish them, like, ever.

    I just need a lot of motivation.

    Though I do have a lot of potential motivation for the XNA game and the board game because money may become involved at some point.

    can i help?

    I think game design is neat I just have never actually done it professionally or really amateurally or really at all except this one time i designed an RPG system in high school

    Well, you could maybe help, but then I'd have to pay you.

    Are you any good at graphic design?

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    The Senate voted on a bill to allow illegal immigrants to take from Social Security? Really?

    I heard this but haven't seen it in any of the actual news sites or the paper. So I am still skeptical.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

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  • VariableVariable Weed and Masturbation Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    feral make sure you PM him your preferred length and circumference for when he pays you.

    in feral dollars.

    (dildos).

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Guys, Top Chef is on in 10 minutes!

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    The Senate voted on a bill to allow illegal immigrants to take from Social Security? Really?

    Chain emails?

    How slow are you?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

    Obviously. I'll even bet those shitty video games keep getting rehashed every year or so.

    工事中
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    You know Kakos I would put good money we actually played each other at a tournament if you ever went. I think I only really won using my Unicorn deck, damn ponies were always cheap.

    Most fun deck I ever had was my "You can't do that!" Phoenix deck. It was a pain to play right but when I did it was a beast.

    I loved Unicorn decks too, but Crane Honour decks were my forte, as well as Scorpion Dishonour. And it is quite possible we played against each other; I did pwn a lot of Crab n00bs in my day. I usually played at Mile High Comics whenever they hosted a tourney, but I went to a couple of other places.

    I played over at Attactix a lot. Mostly my crab deck, usually could place in the top 3 if I was having a good day. But the Uni's were pretty nasty in gold if played right and Phoenix really grew on me just before gold came out. What's funny is I never actually had a Phoenix enlightenment deck when they were the big thing, just had my action reaction deck.

    I miss the game, but I hear they changed a whole lot with whatever game after Gold.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    The Senate voted on a bill to allow illegal immigrants to take from Social Security? Really?

    Chain emails?

    How slow are you?

    That House avatar is so good for you.

    idiot.jpg
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

    Obviously. I'll even bet those shitty video games keep getting rehashed every year or so.

    But despite being pretty shitty games, I'm sure they're loved by a lot of people because they have fond memories of liking the games when they were 6 years old and didn't know what a good game was, so they cling to this franchise of shitty games that gets rehashed every couple years with no marked improvement or innovation and look over the incredibly vapid game play because of nostalgia.

    SuperKawaiiWillSig.jpg
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Should I design an Xbox XNA game, a phalla, a D&D campaign, or a board game?

    oooh can I watch?

    Sure, if I actually do any of them.

    Let me tell you something about myself, I start projects. I do not finish them, like, ever.

    I just need a lot of motivation.

    Though I do have a lot of potential motivation for the XNA game and the board game because money may become involved at some point.

    can i help?

    I think game design is neat I just have never actually done it professionally or really amateurally or really at all except this one time i designed an RPG system in high school

    Well, you could maybe help, but then I'd have to pay you.

    Are you any good at graphic design?

    Graphic design, yes. Art, no.

    I could probably design a good UI, but I can't draw art assets for characters or anything.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

    Obviously. I'll even bet those shitty video games keep getting rehashed every year or so.

    But despite being pretty shitty games, I'm sure they're loved by a lot of people because they have fond memories of liking the games when they were 6 years old and didn't know what a good game was, so they cling to this franchise of shitty games that gets rehashed every couple years with no marked improvement or innovation and look over the incredibly vapid game play because of nostalgia.

    And yet they still roll in the dough. They might even try to make "new" games, and just toss the same characters into different situations, like tennis or even soccer. And then keep rehashing those games.

    工事中
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    You know Kakos I would put good money we actually played each other at a tournament if you ever went. I think I only really won using my Unicorn deck, damn ponies were always cheap.

    Most fun deck I ever had was my "You can't do that!" Phoenix deck. It was a pain to play right but when I did it was a beast.

    I loved Unicorn decks too, but Crane Honour decks were my forte, as well as Scorpion Dishonour. And it is quite possible we played against each other; I did pwn a lot of Crab n00bs in my day. I usually played at Mile High Comics whenever they hosted a tourney, but I went to a couple of other places.

    I played over at Attactix a lot. Mostly my crab deck, usually could place in the top 3 if I was having a good day. But the Uni's were pretty nasty in gold if played right and Phoenix really grew on me just before gold came out. What's funny is I never actually had a Phoenix enlightenment deck when they were the big thing, just had my action reaction deck.

    I miss the game, but I hear they changed a whole lot with whatever game after Gold.

    I can't remember when I quit, but it was relatively early. I remember picking up the L5R RPG recently and reading through the history and I was blown away by all the shit that had happen. I think I quit before the Second Day of Thunder happened in the card game.

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    And I am le sick. :(

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Well, you could maybe help, but then I'd have to pay you.

    Are you any good at graphic design?

    Graphic design, yes. Art, no.

    I could probably design a good UI, but I can't draw art assets for characters or anything.

    That's actually exactly what I need, I'm having trouble designing a UI that doesn't look like shit for this game. I should be able to handle all the rest of the art (characters, etc) myself. I also am pretty confident in my programming skills (though it's all very much a learning process for me).

    For real, we could work together on this project, I can give you a cut of the profits (we'll have to negotiate that) if it ever gets on to Xbox Live. Like I said, I have a lot of trouble forcing myself to finish projects, but if I have someone else relying on me getting my shit together I do a lot better.

    The game I'm designing is basically just Mafia (the party game) for Xbox Live. It would all be played through the mic. It would feature customizable cartoon avatars and a good number of custom game-type options, but in general it would be a pretty simple game. Interested at all?

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    090804-nintendo-02.jpg

    That guy in the middle looks pretty gay. He probably designs shitty video games or something.

    Obviously. I'll even bet those shitty video games keep getting rehashed every year or so.

    But despite being pretty shitty games, I'm sure they're loved by a lot of people because they have fond memories of liking the games when they were 6 years old and didn't know what a good game was, so they cling to this franchise of shitty games that gets rehashed every couple years with no marked improvement or innovation and look over the incredibly vapid game play because of nostalgia.

    And yet they still roll in the dough. They might even try to make "new" games, and just toss the same characters into different situations, like tennis or even soccer. And then keep rehashing those games.

    Hahaha. Like that would ever happen. I mean, the video game industry would have to be populated by some of the most idiotic consumers ever for that to happen.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    reading about anti-government nutcases makes me very very sad

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