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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The longer I work the less Office Space seems like a comedy

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am depressed

    I should dig out another crazy person book

    Craig Ferguson's American on Purpose?

    does it have a guy in drag dancing in front of a mirror Buffalo Bill style

    I'm not sure, I haven't read it.

    But Craig Ferguson is a pretty nutty guy and he was snorting and drinking everything he could for a good couple of decades so it's very possible.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SosSos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

    I didn't know they came in that size!

    Sos on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I tried dating a Japanese girl who was 4'10" in college. She barely came up to my chest, but she was cute.

    Mazzyx on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sos wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

    I didn't know they came in that size!

    :winky:

    Incenjucar on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am depressed

    I should dig out another crazy person book

    Craig Ferguson's American on Purpose?

    does it have a guy in drag dancing in front of a mirror Buffalo Bill style

    Carrie Fisher's book might work. She had a messed up life.

    Gim on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    The longer I work the less Office Space seems like a comedy

    It's a dark comedy.

    Like Idiocracy.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean, Baseball is okay to play as long as you're an infielder but batting is the best part and you do that maybe 3 or 4 whole times a game? Pfft.

    If you're in right field you're pretty much just destined to sit on your ass waiting for the one lefty hitter on the other team.
    I'm that lefty.

    I dont play baseball, though. I was pretty good at it during PE in high school

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    The longer I work the less Office Space seems like a comedy

    It's a dark comedy.

    Like Idiocracy.

    Or Fox News.

    Incenjucar on
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Mod recruitment thread is a trap, yeah?

    If it is I'm fucked.

    Me too.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    New mods? Oooooh

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Parts of Office Space applied to working as a teacher. Damn copying machines...take blood to work. BLOOD!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren.

    You'd make a good mod.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean, Baseball is okay to play as long as you're an infielder but batting is the best part and you do that maybe 3 or 4 whole times a game? Pfft.

    If you're in right field you're pretty much just destined to sit on your ass waiting for the one lefty hitter on the other team.
    I'm that lefty.

    I dont play baseball, though. I was pretty good at it during PE in high school

    Of course if you're in right field it's pretty much because you suck at everything else.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    The longer I work the less Office Space seems like a comedy

    It's a dark comedy.

    Like Idiocracy.

    It's more just a documentary

    I have spent the past few weeks working on a financial app which rounds pennies in weird ways

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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    Rust on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elendil wrote: »

    Oh.

    Yeah I got nothing.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I applied to be a GV mod

    countdown till Tube laughs begins now

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think moderating would take the fun out of posting

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sos wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

    I didn't know they came in that size!

    there's something for everyone!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    and now you know your true calling.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sos wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

    I didn't know they came in that size!

    there's something for everyone!

    Except you!

    Die alone.

    Greeper on
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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Which is better, Izuna 2 or Shiren the Wanderer? I remember hearing better things about the latter.

    I preferred Izuna 2, but never finished either.

    Izuna has character and weapon variety and you can combine different characters to get fusion attacks, all of which I thought helped with the monotony. I never really got past the point of 'find a better sword and armor, hit things or run away' and I hated the hunger system (but I usually love roguelike hunger systems!).

    Izuna has quite a few boss battles though which I thought didn't work terribly well.

    Really, though, grinding in Shiren just completely kills it for me. I heard something to the effect of "Well, I died on the last boss, time to grind another +40 sword" once, and that alone destroys a huge amount of motivation I have for playing the game.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren.

    You'd make a good mod.

    No I wouldn't.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    SosSos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I mean, Baseball is okay to play as long as you're an infielder but batting is the best part and you do that maybe 3 or 4 whole times a game? Pfft.

    If you're in right field you're pretty much just destined to sit on your ass waiting for the one lefty hitter on the other team.
    I'm that lefty.

    I dont play baseball, though. I was pretty good at it during PE in high school

    Of course if you're in right field it's pretty much because you suck at everything else.

    My baseball team called it the dumpster.

    Sos on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Maybe then my mind will separate Elldren and Elendil. Because man 90% of the time they are the same person talking to themselves.

    Mazzyx on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I think moderating would take the fun out of posting

    That's why I want to be a GV mod

    Nothing happens there

    Occasionally Geebs or Servo tells us to get back on topic or to take our bitching to the bitching thread

    But that's it

    I wouldn't have to do shit

    Me Too! on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    College websites make me question the value of colleges.

    Incenjucar on
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    SosSos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sos wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    I was talking to a girl who was like 4'10 last week

    I was like "So you barely have to bend over" and then she took out a step ladder in order to slap me.

    ahahaha

    Yeah surprisingly enough my shortest friends are 4'11" and not asian (one is italian, one is russian)

    I didn't know they came in that size!

    there's something for everyone!

    Except you!

    Die alone.

    At least you can't embarass yourself that way.

    Sos on
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    RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    and now you know your true calling.

    i agree, compiling lists of stuff occupies one's time and gives them a glance at many different avenues of- waaaaitaminute

    Rust on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren.

    You'd make a good mod.

    No I wouldn't.

    You seem reasonable and consistent.

    I would get drunk and delete the boards.

    _j_ would ban everyone and have long one sided conversation

    Preacher would give everyone really mean infractions


    wait

    Preacher you would make a good mod.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Maybe then my mind will separate Elldren and Elendil. Because man 90% of the time they are the same person talking to themselves.

    Sure thing coke

    Elldren on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    There is porn with men with really goddamn small penises.

    For some reason they come up when you do lesbian searches. I guess because sometimes its hard to tell unless you squint.

    Incenjucar on
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    SosSos Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    College websites make me question the value of colleges.

    Well he's looking for an english college so value isn't the top of his list.

    Sos on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Maybe then my mind will separate Elldren and Elendil. Because man 90% of the time they are the same person talking to themselves.

    Sure thing coke

    hey when did coke change his peep avatar

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    There is porn with men with really goddamn small penises.

    For some reason they come up when you do lesbian searches. I guess because sometimes its hard to tell unless you squint.

    Yeah but usually they're being humiliated for their tiny penises and in some sort of sub relationship with the ladies.

    uh.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rust wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    ugh, i'm compiling a list of every liberal arts college with a solid english program in the northeast, which is a lot

    from this i have learned that many colleges could not design a decent website if their funding depended on it

    and now you know your true calling.

    i agree, compiling lists of stuff occupies one's time and gives them a glance at many different avenues of- waaaaitaminute

    I will tell you now having a few friends who are professors in the Liberal Arts area. Liberal Arts people fail at computers at that level. One friend had a copy of the same power point presentation for everytime she changed one word or picture. I think it came to 30 versions of the same thing on her hard drive and she did it for everyone she made.

    Mazzyx on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I wonder if there's porn aimed at guys with small penises. Like the women all have really shallow vaginas and horrible gag reflexes.

    There is porn with men with really goddamn small penises.

    For some reason they come up when you do lesbian searches. I guess because sometimes its hard to tell unless you squint.

    I was watching Comedy Central last night and those goddamn Extenze commercials kept playing.

    Then one started advertising Extenze for women and I instantly imagined women with gigantic clitorises.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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