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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The thing is they're dead so it's not like it matters to them

    and it's not as if anyone else is likely to find out so I guess it doesn't matter to anyone else then

    And I'm fine with it, so ok go then?

    Why would it not matter to them?

    Would it therefore be ok to do anything you wanted to a functionally brain-dead accident victim too then? I mean, it's not like they know either.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    WoW with guild drama and shit is not fun.

    It's like, doubly not fun.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I don't want a funeral or burial

    fuckers are expensive

    I don't want to have to put my loved ones through being gouged by the fuckers who organise them

    At my grandmother's funeral, the florist charged €700 for a floral arrangement of her name (May) and some rose petals and of course no one said that that was too steep since it was for a funeral

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    What I'm saying is in the best case scenario, I didn't murder anyone

    in the worst case, well,

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    How can you prove the addict doesn't have friends? Why does the addict not having friends absolve you of guilt?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Gim I hope you are not impugning the name of MacGillicuddy.

    I am preserving it for the ages.

    Damn Irish.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    When I die I want to be shot out of a cannon aimed at New Jersey

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.

    Never seen a locals show huh

    Meaning

    All the bands are local bands there is no headliner

    I was talking about shows with headliners

    since most headliners are stuck up cocks who only brought the support along to bring in a bigger crowd

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    Me Too! wrote: »
    When I die I want to be shot out of a cannon aimed at New Jersey

    our jewish overlords will be sure to scrape up any intact organs after you've sprayed them across the county

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The thing is they're dead so it's not like it matters to them

    and it's not as if anyone else is likely to find out so I guess it doesn't matter to anyone else then

    And I'm fine with it, so ok go then?

    Why would it not matter to them?

    Would it therefore be ok to do anything you wanted to a functionally brain-dead accident victim too then? I mean, it's not like they know either.

    They're dead. Things can't matter to them anymore. It's impossible. If anything could matter at all, they would not be dead.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Well, speak of the devil I just got back from a metal concert, if you count folk metal as metal. The mosh pit was pretty well behaved, with only one dick head, a number I'm happy with

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    How can you prove the addict doesn't have friends? Why does the addict not having friends absolve you of guilt?

    Oh, no it doesn't but I can't assume his identity if the authorities find out he's dead

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The thing is they're dead so it's not like it matters to them

    and it's not as if anyone else is likely to find out so I guess it doesn't matter to anyone else then

    And I'm fine with it, so ok go then?

    Why would it not matter to them?

    Would it therefore be ok to do anything you wanted to a functionally brain-dead accident victim too then? I mean, it's not like they know either.

    They're dead. Things can't matter to them anymore. It's impossible. If anything could matter at all, they would not be dead.

    This argument does not follow, sorry.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Well, speak of the devil I just got back from a metal concert, if you count folk metal as metal. The mosh pit was pretty well behaved, with only one dick head, a number I'm happy with

    what band?

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    hey there mr sweet n awful
    hey there mr sweet n awful
    are you goin somewhere or just walkin through my walls

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    The thing is they're dead so it's not like it matters to them

    and it's not as if anyone else is likely to find out so I guess it doesn't matter to anyone else then

    And I'm fine with it, so ok go then?

    Why would it not matter to them?

    Would it therefore be ok to do anything you wanted to a functionally brain-dead accident victim too then? I mean, it's not like they know either.

    They're dead. Things can't matter to them anymore. It's impossible. If anything could matter at all, they would not be dead.

    This argument does not follow, sorry.

    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Thanks to Gim I just spent ten minutes watching Critic clips

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Tav wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    When I saw Despised Icon, their lead singer spend two hours in the pit before their set watching the support bands and generally being an awesome dude. I've never seen a band watch the supports like that before.

    Never seen a locals show huh

    Meaning

    All the bands are local bands there is no headliner

    I was talking about shows with headliners

    since most headliners are stuck up cocks who only brought the support along to bring in a bigger crowd

    Again

    Souls show

    All four dudes were milling about at various points watching the openers

    But the local band sucked, Four Year Strong patently terrible, and they had been playing with the Briggs for a bit so it wasn't like it was anything new

    Briggs did an awesome set though, they did Bored Teenager fuck that song owns

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.

    It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    fuck the police

    haha jesus christ this looks like something out of a fucking anti-establishment music video

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

  • GimGim Registered User
    Thanks to Gim I just spent ten minutes watching Critic clips

    God, I love Maurice LaMarche. That clip is gold.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Thanks to Gim I just spent ten minutes watching Critic clips

    it stinks

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Thanks to Gim I just spent ten minutes watching Critic clips

    it stinks

    Buy my book!

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    So I think I missed an opportunity to talk to this girl who I have been trading messages with on OKcupid for like a week since we were both on okcupid at the same time. But I was also wandering to dinner like 2 minutes after I noticed she was on.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Which clip?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.

    It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state

    In the UK, you need to pretend to be a foreign student studying a subject that automatically grants you indefinite leave to remain. The HMRC are notoriously bad at giving out National Insurance numbers to such people, so if you act indignant enough, you can convince them to set up a new NI number for you. After a few years, that NI number automatically becomes the NI number of a full UK citizen.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

    that was before they died

    now they are dead

    now they don't bother about things anymore

    the concept of death isn't hard

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Punk shows:

    I saw Black Flag, and some Europunk kept spitting on Henry Rollins. He thought it was some mark of respect or something.

    Henry watches, and rocks back and forth, and watches. The Europunk gets closer.

    Then Henry punches him in the face, BAM, and the Europunk's nose goes SPLUTCH.

    Security haul him away, blood streaming down his face. He's calling 'Henry, vy you hit me? Henry, I luff you Henry!'

    Also:

    I saw the Henry Rollins Band.

    Some girl got crushed in the moshpit. Henry and the bouncers pulled her out, checked she was OK. Turned out it was her birthday. Henry made everyone apologise for crushing her and sing Happy Birthday. He then sat her on the stage for the rest of the show, making her day/week/year.



    Point I guess I'm trying to make, cartoon punk comedy slamdancing is lame, and Henry Rollins is God.

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    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

    that was before they died

    now they are dead

    now they don't bother about things anymore

    the concept of death isn't hard

    Not everyone agrees with your idea of what happens after death. Independent of that, you're being a cockbag in my [chat]. Have you considered making a thread about your question?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    See, I thought of how I could get a 100% solid fake identity, just in case

    And making some addict without friends vanish and taking his identity seems to be the most straightforward way

    I know that in the UK it is relatively trivial to wangle an NI number with some fairly simple social engineering techniques.

    It's easy to steal identities and etc, but not to assume an identity that's 100% legit in the eyes of the state

    In the UK, you need to pretend to be a foreign student studying a subject that automatically grants you indefinite leave to remain. The HMRC are notoriously bad at giving out National Insurance numbers to such people, so if you act indignant enough, you can convince them to set up a new NI number for you. After a few years, that NI number automatically becomes the NI number of a full UK citizen.

    Huh. The problem is here of course I have to stay under a false identity, not to mention the time it takes

    but, less corpse disposal

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

    that was before they died

    now they are dead

    now they don't bother about things anymore

    the concept of death isn't hard

    so you killing them automatically changes their previously expressed feelings on the matter to whatever the hell you think they should be?

  • RustRust __BANNED USERS
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

    that was before they died

    now they are dead

    now they don't bother about things anymore

    the concept of death isn't hard

    Not everyone agrees with your idea of what happens after death. Independent of that, you're being a cockbag in my [chat]. Have you considered making a thread about your question?

    this chat is your chat

    this chat is my chat

    it's also that guy's chat

    even though he keeps obliquely talking about killing people:whistle:

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    A dead person is not bothered by me chopping him up into manageable pieces then sinking them in the fjord.

    Unless you spoke with them before they died and they indicated they wouldn't be bothered by that, how would you know?

    that was before they died

    now they are dead

    now they don't bother about things anymore

    the concept of death isn't hard

    so you killing them automatically changes their previously expressed feelings on the matter to whatever the hell you think they should be?

    Sigh.

    No, them being dead means they have no feelings anymore.

    because they're dead

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  • GimGim Registered User
    "A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. Now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Willem Dafoe is an awesome actor. I'm watching Boondock Saints.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I don't know, Abdhyius, some people are just barbaric.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    "A rich, full-bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. Now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear."

    That wine will be special.

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