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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    woah joolander

    Zoolander on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    I can't believe I'm fooling around on the internet today.

    They should send me to one of those Chinese camps where they kick you with jackboots if you go online.

    look you can ask god for forgiveness for being on the internet

    if there's any day for it, it's today

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    woah joolander

    He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I think we're having unseasoned boiled children for dinner
    so as not to be thirsty tomorrow

    the irish way of preparing food

    I was under the impression that was putting everything into a pot and boiling it for 17 and a half hours straight?

    Edit - well played Llama, well played.

    possibly the subtlest swift reference ever

    L|ama on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm always torn between observing high holidays and the fact that I'm not very religious. Stupid personal hypocrisy

    futility on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    in general, whenever i reach behind me into a box of mixed plasticware for a fork for a salad i pull out a knife

    i just reached back for a knife to cut some 9-year-old cheddar and i pulled out a fork

    god is angry for me because i am eating after sunset

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  • JoolanderJoolander The Most Handsome / Best Pilot of the Bunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    woah joolander

    He's nowhere near as ridiculously good looking as you.


    i am really really ridiculously good looking

    but in a jewish way

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    9 year old cheddar what

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    while in israel we got some fresh challah and my mom sliced it

    sliced it! a challah!

    sacrilege

    Faricazy on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm not in a position where I can fast easily.

    I'll try but I can't promise anything.

    Worst jew ever.

    Muggins on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holla

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I just had some hushpuppies from a BBQ joint. I would highly recomend them.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    matiisyahu is an awesome jew btw

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Muggins on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i love pork so much

    sorry, tradition

    Faricazy on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Is that a diagram of a vagina

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I always have the kol nidre prayer stuck in my head for weeks

    probably because they sing it three fucking times in a row

    Aveinu Malkeinu, we are going to say this prayer four times in deference to you

    Aveinu Malkeinu, hear our prayer

    AMP'd on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Ham is motherfucking delicious.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Cloven Hooves

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You bastards had better not make this into a food thread. That's just perverse.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Veretas wrote: »

    Billy Corgan in a yarmulka

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2009
    Ham

    Wrapped in bacon

    With sausage

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was totally gonna go to services tonight, but there was no parking spots, and I'm feeling lazy

    oh well

    thanimations on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    You bastards had better not make this into a food thread. That's just perverse.

    Yeah, I'm avoiding the food thread and also Pioneer Woman Cooks tomorrow

    Also, guess what the sermon we had was about tonight
    Israel, Iran, and the Obama Administration

    :|

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited September 2009
    I would be more jewish but I love ham

    and eating

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ham

    Wrapped in bacon

    With sausage



    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBS!

    DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I would be more jewish but I love ham

    and eating

    Orbs, stop being me

    Now we are going to have to fight for the position of skinny Jewish teenager

    AMP'd on
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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited September 2009
    you can't have this body! I found it first!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We are Broodax

    We are born in flesh

    But we're going to have to save devouring your body for after we break the fast

    AMP'd on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh shit you guys I totally forgot

    the cleveland show is on tonight

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited September 2009
    now I'm picturing broodax with a yarmulka instead of gabe's face on the top of his head

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A tallit draped around its many arms

    AMP'd on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    Tomorrow's Yom Kippur and i havent had anything to eat since breakfast, and it's and hour and a half before sundown here!!!


    i need things to eat, and lots of them or else i'll be super hungry tomorrow


    so, Yom Kippur thread

    If god really gives a damn what you do or don't eat, he's a jackass.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited September 2009
    but maybe, with all due respect, you're the jackass, because fasting can be a powerful tool for introspection and purification

    Randall_Flagg on
  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    annnd done

    chillest Yom Kippur ever

    now I just have to not eat for three and a half hours, then it's all about the matzoball soup and chicken wings and giant salads and OM NOM NOM

    YaYa on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    wait if i pretend im jewish will I be able to get out of class tomorrow

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sure why not

    YaYa on
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