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[BLANK WHITE CARDS 3] Not Dead Round 6: Summery's Turn

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
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    Sorry, being jailed doesn't let you post pics like you use to.

    Oh, you want a song, here is Princess Aya, the Unicorn Princess's song:

    Trapped in a dungeon, far from my home
    The evil witches kept me all a lone.
    I waited for my Prince Charming to come.
    But the witches turned into dragons and ate them.

    I wasn't going to be waiting in an old tower,
    So that each day, my beauty would fate.
    So I summon a unicorn with magical power,
    And killed the Corporate witches.

    (Going into Tenacious D guitar rift here)
    Now I'm the badass bitch with a killer unicorn,
    Fuck Prince Charming, what a lazy prick.
    I'm a strong and powerful, and I have sworn,
    with El Diablo, I save maidens myself.

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    (End with Princess Aya in Battle Armor with Excalibur Riding a Black, flaming Unicorn with another princess behind her. And with a wink at us, she rides off into the sunset.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    I don't want a pickle
    Just wanna ride my motor-sicle

    I don't want a tickle
    Just wanna ride my motor-sicle

    And Iiiiiiiii don't wanna diiiiiiiiiie
    Just wanna ride my motor-cy
    ...cle

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    We'll give you anything we want,
    At Lucifer's Restaurant
    You're gonna get whatever we want,
    At Lucifer's Restaurant
    Just walk right in, it's below the earth
    You've been destined to come ever since your birth
    You're gonna get anything we want
    At Lucifer's Restaurant

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    You're a pretty alright guy, Lightbringer.

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline is passed out in a drunken stupor. Hylian's turn.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    I'm Peecy-Pee, the morning fairy. I keep everyone happy and active, and try to make sure they show up in time to play cards.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Lucifer's the man ladies love and men love to hate.

    I guess it's Nefffffff's turn! Quit slacking.

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
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    girly enough?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    what does it do?

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Apparently, he's just too sweet.

    Edit: Update when I get into work in an hour.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    HEY FCUK YOU GIVE ME MY TRUN
    [SPOLIER]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0IO-jE5ypE[/SPOILER]

    IM THE LOVLABLE DRUNK
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    TRUE PICTRUE

    THIS IS ME;
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    heres my cardd bitchs

    BITCHS
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
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    I guess it's time for summery and neffffffff to have some... tainted love.

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Google decided to migrate my shit tonight, so I apologize for the lack of updates. When I can access my files, you will be rewarded. Or punished.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    I am awarding AJAlkaline the following points:

    100 points for being pictured with beer mug
    100 points for being pictured with emptied beer mug
    500 points for being so drunk he forgot to post his card
    500 points for being so drunk he posted a card anyway
    -200 points for not being so drunk that he didn't keep forgetting the game

  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
  • ValkunValkun Registered User
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    Come on Summery and Nef, they're totally having a sale!

    Also, I was like majorly bummed that I only got a bit part in the Eskimo Princess. Like, I can do more than stand around looking pretty during a singing monologue, ok? Whatever.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    Does Tommy play this round? Or is it Summery's turn? I must release evil!!!

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    That's what I'm waiting for

    E: If it is my turn, I'll play my card a bit later tonight since I've got band practice to go to

  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    Ya'll are making me sad. It's like we just stopped playing. EvilBadMan, Say something!

    Oh, just something that made me sad too.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    Well that's terrible

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    AUGMENTOS - Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Fuck it, playing a card anyway

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Oh look at thisss!
    Oh look at thisss!
    Everything is so sparkly and brigggghhhhtttt
    :whistle:

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    I died over my weekend. For real reals update, TONIGHT.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    Really? That's cool. But hey, shit happens. Now, if you became a goat over the weekend, then we'll talk.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    Girlie round has clearly been a complete success!

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Samurai becomes the Unicorn Princess, capable of bestowing blanks unto herself. Nefffffffff does something with little to no significance, but it's better than Hylian and AJAlkaline doing an impersonation of me and not posting for like 4 days.

    Summery and Nefffffffff are unbelievably in love with all cards hitting one of them hitting both. Also, everyone has to target them next turn.

    Hylianbunny wakes up from their comma, menstruates and leaves the game. That card is immediately removed from the game as well.

    Valkun's card does something with buying cards. Summery and Nefff are holding her cards, but can't play them, because I don't want to solve that fucking riddle. Also, there's purchasing of other cards for points. Valkun has no points. Sweet christ.

    Tommy plays a card of the wrong damn size, with typos. Then she gets called a princess for her trouble.

    The Winner of Girl Round is like OMG, Hayasa. She cannot be removed until Round 9.
    The Loser is AJAlkaline, he must play nonblanks until Round 9.


    Roles for the Disney Musical have been assigned based on what you claimed or what you played. Deal with it.

    ROUND 6

    PLAYERS
    1. Summery, the Encouraging Firefly [0 Points, 1 Tote Bag Filled with Makeup, OMG] Darkbad, Lover (Cards played on Lovers affect both) <
      YOUR TURN
    2. Samurai, Unicorn Princess [0 Points] Darkbad, Unicorn Powers (May change a card in thier hand into a blank)
    3. AJAlkaline, The Drunk, Fucker of Bitches [-999267 Points] Darkbad, Drunk (Players may award or deduct points based on Drunk's Antics)
    4. Nefffffffffff, Too Sweet [0 Points, 1 Tote Bag Filled with Makeup, OMG] Darkbad, Wolf Spirit Familiar (Cannot block until 10/14, attacks for 1d20), Lover (Cards played on Lovers affect both)
    5. Simonwolf [0 Points] LUCIFER, Lord of Hell (Can only be affected by cards in Hell)
    6. Hayasa, Peecy-Pee, the Morning Fairy, Best Friend Ever [0 Points] Darkbad, Charming British Millionaire (Ignores effects of cards that deny his British Birthright), May Play Two Cards A Turn
    7. Valkun, Robin Sparkles [0 Points] 11 Damage
    8. Tommy2Hands, the Prettiest Princess [0 Points] New
    GAME MASTER
    Spoiler:
    DEITIES
    Spoiler:
    Globals Affecting All Players
    • JEALOUSY: All players must target the Lovers during Round 6.
    • Disney Musical: Game is a Dineys Musical, players are Characters and may post in song.
    • ARMAGEDDON: If at the end of Round 6 new players outnumber old, the old players lose. OR If at the end of Round 6; the old players outnumber new, then new players die and old swap alignment to opposite plane.
    • emot-siren.gifGAME IS HILARIOUSemot-siren.gif
    • EGOswitch is set to OFF.
    • Everyone except Hylian has a Double Whopper with cheese (minus tomatoes), medium french fries and a soft drink of their choice. Valkun has two. Unless he ate one, or both.
    Globals Affecting Darkbad Players:
    • Dayman: 50 HP; Can damage cards with 2d10 chops; if a player damages another player Victim gets 50 points.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    The Winner of Girl Round is like OMG, Hayasa. She cannot be removed until Round 9.
    Ahem, I do believe the card said `for the rest of the game'. And I accept this championship in the name of girlie men everywhere.

    ALSO, the Lovers just had to have a card played on them by the end of Round 6, not during Round 6, and I've already played one on them in the form of tote bags.

  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    As the Unicorn Princess, I must have servants. And since I'm a badass princess with a magical Unicorn From Hell (Thank you, Simonwolf) I must play 333Hayasa_BadDudes.jpg and take 3 cards from Summery!

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Lucifer doesn't remember giving you any unicorns, even though they are the most evil of all beasts. Must be thinking of my evil twin brother in Demi-Hell, Lucifern.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Lucifer doesn't remember giving you any unicorns, even though they are the most evil of all beasts. Must be thinking of my evil twin brother in Demi-Hell, Lucifern.

    Lucifern is bad at poke and has the hot wife?

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    Cardswapping and Comicbook Physics to occur at Round End.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    Damn, I was hoping Comicbook Physics was before I played so I could keep my Bad Dudes.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    I have no idea how you'd think that would work.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    It said every card in play. I thought that meant every card that was in play before it came into play. But I guess that means that cards are played simultaneously in the round.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    It said every card in play. I thought that meant every card that was in play before it came into play. But I guess that means that cards are played simultaneously in the round.

    That's the way I would have interpreted it, too (an instant effect). But hey, I'm not the GM. :D

  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    There's like 20 cards "in play" and I made an executive decision to mutate them slowly. This is mainly because I don't want to halt the game for another day.

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman MD; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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