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[BLANK WHITE CARDS 3] Not Dead Round 6: Summery's Turn
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Sorry, being jailed doesn't let you post pics like you use to.
Oh, you want a song, here is Princess Aya, the Unicorn Princess's song:
Trapped in a dungeon, far from my home
The evil witches kept me all a lone.
I waited for my Prince Charming to come.
But the witches turned into dragons and ate them.
I wasn't going to be waiting in an old tower,
So that each day, my beauty would fate.
So I summon a unicorn with magical power,
And killed the Corporate witches.
(Going into Tenacious D guitar rift here)
Now I'm the badass bitch with a killer unicorn,
Fuck Prince Charming, what a lazy prick.
I'm a strong and powerful, and I have sworn,
with El Diablo, I save maidens myself.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(End with Princess Aya in Battle Armor with Excalibur Riding a Black, flaming Unicorn with another princess behind her. And with a wink at us, she rides off into the sunset.
Just wanna ride my motor-sicle
I don't want a tickle
Just wanna ride my motor-sicle
And Iiiiiiiii don't wanna diiiiiiiiiie
Just wanna ride my motor-cy
...cle
At Lucifer's Restaurant
You're gonna get whatever we want,
At Lucifer's Restaurant
Just walk right in, it's below the earth
You've been destined to come ever since your birth
You're gonna get anything we want
At Lucifer's Restaurant
I guess it's Nefffffff's turn! Quit slacking.
girly enough?
Edit: Update when I get into work in an hour.
[SPOLIER]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0IO-jE5ypE[/SPOILER]
IM THE LOVLABLE DRUNK
TRUE PICTRUE
THIS IS ME;
BITCHS
I guess it's time for summery and neffffffff to have some... tainted love.
100 points for being pictured with beer mug
100 points for being pictured with emptied beer mug
500 points for being so drunk he forgot to post his card
500 points for being so drunk he posted a card anyway
-200 points for not being so drunk that he didn't keep forgetting the game
Come on Summery and Nef, they're totally having a sale!
Also, I was like majorly bummed that I only got a bit part in the Eskimo Princess. Like, I can do more than stand around looking pretty during a singing monologue, ok? Whatever.
E: If it is my turn, I'll play my card a bit later tonight since I've got band practice to go to
Oh, just something that made me sad too.
Oh look at thisss!
Everything is so sparkly and brigggghhhhtttt:whistle:
Summery and Nefffffffff are unbelievably in love with all cards hitting one of them hitting both. Also, everyone has to target them next turn.
Hylianbunny wakes up from their comma, menstruates and leaves the game. That card is immediately removed from the game as well.
Valkun's card does something with buying cards. Summery and Nefff are holding her cards, but can't play them, because I don't want to solve that fucking riddle. Also, there's purchasing of other cards for points. Valkun has no points. Sweet christ.
Tommy plays a card of the wrong damn size, with typos. Then she gets called a princess for her trouble.
The Winner of Girl Round is like OMG, Hayasa. She cannot be removed until Round 9.
The Loser is AJAlkaline, he must play nonblanks until Round 9.
Roles for the Disney Musical have been assigned based on what you claimed or what you played. Deal with it.
ROUND 6
PLAYERS
- Summery, the Encouraging Firefly [0 Points, 1 Tote Bag Filled with Makeup, OMG] Darkbad, Lover (Cards played on Lovers affect both) <
- Samurai, Unicorn Princess [0 Points] Darkbad, Unicorn Powers (May change a card in thier hand into a blank)
- AJAlkaline, The Drunk, Fucker of Bitches [-999267 Points] Darkbad, Drunk (Players may award or deduct points based on Drunk's Antics)
- Nefffffffffff, Too Sweet [0 Points, 1 Tote Bag Filled with Makeup, OMG] Darkbad, Wolf Spirit Familiar (Cannot block until 10/14, attacks for 1d20), Lover (Cards played on Lovers affect both)
- Simonwolf [0 Points] LUCIFER, Lord of Hell (Can only be affected by cards in Hell)
- Hayasa, Peecy-Pee, the Morning Fairy, Best Friend Ever [0 Points] Darkbad, Charming British Millionaire (Ignores effects of cards that deny his British Birthright), May Play Two Cards A Turn
- Valkun, Robin Sparkles [0 Points] 11 Damage
- Tommy2Hands, the Prettiest Princess [0 Points] New
GAME MASTERYOUR TURN
- JEALOUSY: All players must target the Lovers during Round 6.
- Disney Musical: Game is a Dineys Musical, players are Characters and may post in song.
- ARMAGEDDON: If at the end of Round 6 new players outnumber old, the old players lose. OR If at the end of Round 6; the old players outnumber new, then new players die and old swap alignment to opposite plane.
GAME IS HILARIOUS
- EGOswitch is set to OFF.
- Everyone except Hylian has a Double Whopper with cheese (minus tomatoes), medium french fries and a soft drink of their choice. Valkun has two. Unless he ate one, or both.
Globals Affecting Darkbad Players:ALSO, the Lovers just had to have a card played on them by the end of Round 6, not during Round 6, and I've already played one on them in the form of tote bags.
Lucifern is bad at poke and has the hot wife?
That's the way I would have interpreted it, too (an instant effect). But hey, I'm not the GM.
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