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[Chat] you Lucy

TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlr1H_iV6qs
I got an idea
You should get a tattoo that says warning
That's all, just a warning
So the potential victim
Can take a left and safe breath
And avoid you
Sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream Fuck you Lucy
But the problem is i love you Lucy
So instead
I'm gonna finish my drink,and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover
(Fuck you)

TL DR on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    New thread, new innuendo time?

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you don't want a girls unfortunate uptightness crimping your masculinity.
    Hey, someone has to be first.

    It's NOT uptightness :(

    up-looseness?

    e@slowest chat ever

    #someshit
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    he said make it not suck

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  • DmanDman Registered User
    edited September 2009
    No more music chats!

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    I just feel selfish getting mine and not returning the favor.

    But you're assuming that because your sexual experience peaks at orgasm, then she must want orgasm as well. It would be like if you were making breakfast with your girlfriend, who never enjoyed hash browns with breakfast, and feeling guilty that you couldn't make her enjoy your hash browns. Ask her what she wants, brosef.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mazz, tickets to the rockies game tonight. Good ones. 15 bucks.

    Buy 'em off me man! I can't go :(

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What's with this rain

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    <3

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nice [chat].

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Taranis wrote:
    If a guy doesn't at least feel bad that he can't get his girl off, then he's asshole.
    There is a whole fucking lot wrong with this sentiment, and this statement.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Tim makes a [chat] it can't suck. FACT.

    <3

    it in fact, blows

    #someshit
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Mazz, tickets to the rockies game tonight. Good ones. 15 bucks.

    Buy 'em off me man! I can't go :(

    I can't go either, no car and such. Otherwise I would.

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay so what's the gimmick behind this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekVnQm9YCI

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Taranis wrote:
    If a guy doesn't at least feel bad that he can't get his girl off, then he's asshole.
    There is a whole fucking lot wrong with this sentiment, and this statement.
    that girls get off is a myth

    it has never been proven

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you don't want a girls unfortunate uptightness crimping your masculinity.
    Hey, someone has to be first.

    It's NOT uptightness :(

    up-looseness?

    It implies a great deal of it (not being able to orgams) being the girl's own fault, as though she's much too prudish to just let it happen

    And maybe it is in part, but it's not all a matter of her 'loosening up' :?

    I've used this smiley too many times

    anyway, the battery on my laptop is about to crash and burn, so this is it for riveting porn/sex talk until i get back home

    Bye, you lovely bunch of deviants <3

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • DmanDman Registered User
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    that sucks, I'm almost afraid to go to the optometrist because I was boarder-line in need of glasses a few years ago and I've been reading/staring at computer screens in what I can only assume are unhealthy amounts since then.

    I don't want glasses D:

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Okay so what's the gimmick behind this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekVnQm9YCI

    Think its just like a pulse reader or something. They had a jedi mind game thing like this last year as well.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hm wow a dude being upset about not bring a woman to climax is probably resultant of a deep seated inferiority complex or narcissism.

    neat.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

    So you need glasses too.

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

    mine are -5.50/-7.0

    You're a mole?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    WEAK

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I need a "hedonism for dummies" book for my brother.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Frosteey wrote: »
    i can't do it frosteey

    help :(

    What OS are you? I just installed a driver on XP and now it works exactly the same as a regular PS2 controller through a USB adapter.

    Windows 7. I got it to work but the controllers were all wonky and my triggers weren't responding. I think I may give up and give in :(

    i do get paid today

    Yeah!

    I can get my PS2 controller to work on PS3, too, but the buttons are in disarray : (

    And I was just messing around with Rose in training mode and I learned that her crouching fierce basically combos into anything (even light Soul Spark!) but I don't have a way to see if they're all safe on block : (

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    I know I probably do. Last time my eyes were checked my left compensated a little for my right but not enough and I have astigmatism but it didn't affect much. That was 3 years ago, and since then lots of books and computer time. I probably need glasses which I don't mind but still annoying.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    Nice. It's definitely ok to embellish a bit during sex, as long as the truth comes out later. Because when I'm making that face is not the time to say "you know actually the other position was better"

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    im going to bed i think. didnt manage to do anything useful in the evening :(

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    some guy in that h/a music thread recommended both disturbed and lady gaga in the same post

    dude has to be a troll

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    probably her parents are to blame. thats usually healthy.

    #someshit
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    im going to bed i think. didnt manage to do anything useful in the evening :(
    or any evening

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    some guy in that h/a music thread recommended both disturbed and lady gaga in the same post

    dude has to be a troll

    GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

    ON MY DISCO STICK

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Wait, someone is actually a saying that the girl is to blame when she doesn't orgasm?


    Or that anyone's to blame at all?

    I didn't see it but well we got onto sex and [chat] moved quickly. Like a 16 year old boy seeing his first pair of tits.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Aldo wrote: »
    Today I found my eyes are -1.25/-1.75.

    I'll need glasses. :(

    I've got one eye that's -2.75 and one that's -4.5

    And I wear progressive lenses (bifocals, but with a gradient instead of just two lenses)

    Man up pussy

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh hey. Surrogates had an anti-tech theme. Tell me more of this brave new philosophy, man who spends his days looking through a lens to produce videos to be watched on massive screens in a darkened room.

  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like sex. It's fun.

    Sometimes I fake orgasms.

    ...then me and Quid laugh about it. :D

    Nice. It's definitely ok to embellish a bit during sex, as long as the truth comes out later. Because when I'm making that face is not the time to say "you know actually the other position was better"

    Yeah.

    And sometimes, it's not going to happen. And he's all into it. And I'm like "Okay, let's not ruin the moment."

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Oh hey. Surrogates had an anti-tech theme. Tell me more of this brave new philosophy, man who spends his days looking through a lens to produce videos to be watched on massive screens in a darkened room.

    I'm going to start an anti-tech blog.

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