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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Now everyone can go to H/A to see where rad and I get sex toys and imagine.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I am not _J_

    I may be a liar, Elldren, _J_, and a communist, but I am not a porn star

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am not _J_

    I may be a liar, Elldren, _J_, and a communist, but I am not a porn star

    They're on to us!!!

    Quick, suck me off!

    I mean...
    sex!

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Quid wrote: »
    Now everyone can go to H/A to see where rad and I get sex toys and imagine.

    Are we putting you in the doghouse tonight like we did with japan earlier?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    and here comes boredom! riding up the rear.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Now everyone can go to H/A to see where rad and I get sex toys and imagine.

    Are we putting you in the doghouse tonight like we did with japan earlier?

    Well, the difference being when rad puts Quid in the doghouse she actually has a leash on him.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Nocturne wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Now everyone can go to H/A to see where rad and I get sex toys and imagine.

    Are we putting you in the doghouse tonight like we did with japan earlier?

    Well, the difference being when rad puts Quid in the doghouse she actually has a leash on him.

    :winky:

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

    This means that Elendil is quiet during sex, right?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

    This is absolutely the true story and I will perpetuate it from now on.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

    This means that Elendil is quiet during sex, right?

    I don't even move

    It's like fucking a warm corpse

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

    This means that Elendil is quiet during sex, right?

    I don't even move

    It's like fucking a warm corpse

    Excellent.

    but can i cuddle you?

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil's Divine Majin could no longer be contained within a simple videogame, and became self-aware, thus forming _J_.

    This means that Elendil is quiet during sex, right?

    I don't even move

    It's like fucking a warm corpse

    You can move. Just move quietly.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

    Invite the girls up

    then you won't hear the guys

    over the sound of the orgy.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

    Invite the girls up

    then you won't hear the guys

    over the sound of the orgy.

    Or, throw broken bottles at them.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    annnnnnd DUE is done


    later [chat]

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

    Invite the girls up

    then you won't hear the guys

    over the sound of the orgy.

    I would, but I think they're too stupid to hear voices at my frequency.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

    Invite the girls up

    then you won't hear the guys

    over the sound of the orgy.

    I would, but I think they're too stupid to hear voices at my frequency.

    Stupidity will only help your case when getting them to come up for sex.

    annakarinasig1.jpg
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Yeah, just leave a trail of candy. It works most of the time.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Also, noisey-ass idiot kids waking me up.

    It's a couple of obnoxious sounding guys and a cadre of giggling girls right outside my door.

    Invite the girls up

    then you won't hear the guys

    over the sound of the orgy.

    I would, but I think they're too stupid to hear voices at my frequency.

    Stupidity will only help your case when getting them to come up for sex.

    Yes, but I now have the handicap of having to pantomime my advances.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Yeah, just leave a trail of candy. It works most of the time.
    Spoiler:

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Really, I ought to go back to sleep. I went to bed absurdly early for a reason.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
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