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Pathetic Geek Stories - The Regeekening
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he's implying you've seen the tiny penis in person because you are a gay
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man blowjobs come and go
wanted to shoot myself afterwards.
oddly enough, out of some dumb luck i still ended up getting it.
Wait, how the hell do you even get into this situation?
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heh
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out
more coming than going, though
~*nudge nudge*~
"squi..chsquire...squire, im in squire class."
a sturdy form of what is basically paper with colors on it does not in any way shape or form compare to a blowjob
am I the only sane person on the internet
well i guess that depends on if it looks like hellboy
man, I've turned down blowjobs for less than a cutout of hellboy
blowjobs is nothing big
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He could cut a hole in Hellboy's mouth and then put a plastic bag full of lube on the other side and put one of those gyrating shoulder massager things on the bag and
and hellboy is
hellboy cutouts? not everywhere
dude's arm would feel amazing.
you're all just extremely gay for hellboy
well you should've said
I don't live anywhere near there though.
If it's so private then why do you keep it in the middle of your perpetually shifting labyrinth that is patrolled by a five-headed minotaurhydra?
You may as well leave it on my pillow.
that is a distinct possibility
this would not be difficult for me
usually I use Tantalus
pubs getting stuck between them
Apparently this is not as common as i had suspected.
When I transferred back to public school for my senior year, I re-befriended a couple of guys, and we had all retained our jr. high geekdom. One of them was apparently reading these fantasy novels, huge lengths of generic stereotypical medicrity, but also apparently featured graphic fantasy-setting sex acts. Who knew. Apparently not us, when one of us grabbed the book he was reading under the desk in Government. A few glances at the page and sentences like 'throbbing demon cock' and 'orc phallus' really stick out at you. That and the detailed desciption of a female elf in bondage gear. Regardless, I averted my eyes for a moment and noticed that this book opened to that page in particular. Actually, if you laid the book spine-down, it practically sat there open and OH MY GOD HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU JACK OFF TO THIS DUDE?!?
Which I whispered not-all-together quietly between the three of us. In class. Thank god for a mostly deaf teacher.
There was no boner anymore, but it was pretty geeky.
Thats something I only keep between myself and my double secret ambiguous private journal.