Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.
I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit
Pretend your butt is a cannon and yell "Fire!" at the top of your lungs as the poop comes out, making every effort to flex your anal muscles in such a way that a thunderous sonic boom emanates from your butt.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
i peek over the stall for a nearby window, if it exist
i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker
alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby
obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on
at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like
DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS
tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face
"and that, son, is how your mother and i met."
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
just yell THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM ISN'T IT! WHOA NELLY!
that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out
then it's no big
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i peek over the stall for a nearby window, if it exist
i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker
alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby
obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on
at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like
DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS
tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face
just yell THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM ISN'T IT! WHOA NELLY!
that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out
then it's no big
Woah woah wait
Girls go to the bathroom specifically to take off their shirts?
Why hasn't anyone told me this yet seriously
of course
how else are they going to rub body lotion all over each other but to take off their shirts and rubbing against other girl's bodies
god knows they can't risk getting their hands all lotiony
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
Yes, yes i have. And that is why i went to church for 4 years after.
are you on your iphone or whatever, trying to figure out what to do
I'm praying for this.
Actually this happened a while back
I ended up choosing the option of hustling out without making a sound
The girls still made a hullabaloo though
Stupid girls
What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.
First two weeks of basic training
Which consist of being yelled at and little else
It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.
Doesn't make it any less stressful
Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count
You're in a public place
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly
this has happened to me
i was eleven and my sister was the only preteen girl who came in, though
it was a rollerskating rink and it was really dark i couldn't see the sign :[
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
you lost the ability to shit in air force basic training?
as a person whose parents were both in the air force, I have to say: aahahahaha
Something like this happened to a friend back in school. When he realised where he actually was he just decided to get a sanitary towel from the dispenser and walk out.
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I've seen that porno.
"and that, son, is how your mother and i met."
that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out
then it's no big
Woah woah wait
Girls go to the bathroom specifically to take off their shirts?
Why hasn't anyone told me this yet seriously
It can never have enough.
I speak as a man of experience.
holy shit
of course
how else are they going to rub body lotion all over each other but to take off their shirts and rubbing against other girl's bodies
god knows they can't risk getting their hands all lotiony
Mid-Coitus.
Mid-Coitus with Nelly Furtado
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I'm praying for this.
It's gettin' hawt in hurr
WHOA NELLY
Take your form of music somewhere else. Not in Oregon thank you very much!
Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress
That first shit you take is disgusting
It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week
It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon
"I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"
What? Go see a doctor.
Yes, yes i have. And that is why i went to church for 4 years after.
Well you go one week without pooping and that stresses you out enough worrying if you're ever gonna poop again.
StarCraft MMO.
First two weeks of basic training
Which consist of being yelled at and little else
lift ya shiat, girl!
Actually this happened a while back
I ended up choosing the option of hustling out without making a sound
The girls still made a hullabaloo though
Stupid girls
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It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.
You shouldn't let people just yell at you. You go out there, look them straight in the face and stand up for yourself, young man.
i keep the door very locked, wait until the coast is clear
maybe touch myself a little
here it comes
Doesn't make it any less stressful
Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count
Some guys go longer, some go shorter
I went longer
i was eleven and my sister was the only preteen girl who came in, though
it was a rollerskating rink and it was really dark i couldn't see the sign :[
as a person whose parents were both in the air force, I have to say: aahahahaha
Did you tell her you are piss to make her leave? What happened then?