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Here's a situation
BusterK
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You're in a public place
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly
And you get the sudden urge to poop
So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
People with a high voices
You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
You're in the Women's Restroom
Now you must make a decision
Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
Or
Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
Make your choice
And for God's sake make it quickly
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yeah, that sounds like a plan.
I took the first option
thankfully, it was a fairly crowded movie theater
LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR A GROUP OF YOUNG WOMEN TO FREE ME FROM MY CAPTIVITY
I THANK YOU
YOU SHALL FOREVER BE PROTECTED FROM THE MUMMY'S CURSE
Grow some balls you pathetic man.
I want Chico to illustrate it.
I think I'd laugh my ass off
are you on your iphone or whatever, trying to figure out what to do
Gotta make sure your pants are buttoned and your dick is kinda sticking out.
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I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit
our rhymes are the illest
i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker
alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby
obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on
at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like
DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS
tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face
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If you squat so that you're higher up, you get louder plops
And you could grunt some
cupping of the hands
Well, just imagine pooping in the men's room while giggling teenage boys come in.