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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    this question lacks relevance for me

    Well, just imagine pooping in the men's room while giggling teenage boys come in.

    I've seen that porno.

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Me personally, I'd shit as loudly as possible in the hopes that they'd exit the restroom just that much quicker.

    I'm not sure how you propose to modulate the volume of your shit
    Pretend your butt is a cannon and yell "Fire!" at the top of your lungs as the poop comes out, making every effort to flex your anal muscles in such a way that a thunderous sonic boom emanates from your butt.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    stay in the stall, beat off

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i peek over the stall for a nearby window, if it exist

    i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker

    alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby

    obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on

    at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like

    DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS

    tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face

    "and that, son, is how your mother and i met."

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    just yell THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM ISN'T IT! WHOA NELLY!

    that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out

    then it's no big

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    Blake T wrote: »
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    fart really loudly and then giggle.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    I <3 this thread so much.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    just yell THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM ISN'T IT! WHOA NELLY!

    that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out

    then it's no big

    Woah woah wait
    Girls go to the bathroom specifically to take off their shirts?
    Why hasn't anyone told me this yet seriously

  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    "Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that baby. Little fucker is playing hell with my bowels right now."

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    man SE has so many poo threads.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I look forward to a time when I can sincerely yell "WHOA NELLY"

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    man SE has so many poo threads.

    It can never have enough.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I think it would be totally worse if you were in the ladies room rubbin' one out into the sink when a gaggle of tween girls walk in.

    I speak as a man of experience.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i peek over the stall for a nearby window, if it exist

    i'd run as quickly as possible with my head low and jump out that sucker

    alternatively, i take some of my poop and smear it on my shirt and start cutting my face up with anything nearby

    obviously somebody's going to notice a ruckus and come to the door, asking what the hell is going on

    at this point i take my shirt off and wrap it around my head, and knock whatever lookie lous are near the door over and run out of the bathroom screaming an approximation of what i think an insane homeless guy would stammer out to the effect of "i'm sorry" which comes out a little more like

    DAHWN SOWWEH GIMMEH VAH CHIGEN PUFFS

    tear off the shirt, make it out the front door and drive off into the sunset and wipe the coagulated blood and poop off my face

    holy shit

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I love this. this is my new favourite thing.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    just yell THIS IS THE LADIES ROOM ISN'T IT! WHOA NELLY!

    that'll give them time to put their shirts back on or whatever before you come out

    then it's no big

    Woah woah wait
    Girls go to the bathroom specifically to take off their shirts?
    Why hasn't anyone told me this yet seriously

    of course
    how else are they going to rub body lotion all over each other but to take off their shirts and rubbing against other girl's bodies
    god knows they can't risk getting their hands all lotiony

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I look forward to a time when I can sincerely yell "WHOA NELLY"

    Mid-Coitus.

    Mid-Coitus with Nelly Furtado

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    potatoe wrote: »
    masturbate profusely

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Buster is this happening right now

    are you on your iphone or whatever, trying to figure out what to do

    I'm praying for this.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I look forward to a time when I can sincerely yell "WHOA NELLY"

    It's gettin' hawt in hurr

    WHOA NELLY

    Take your form of music somewhere else. Not in Oregon thank you very much!

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    man SE has so many poo threads.

    Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress

    That first shit you take is disgusting

    It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week

    It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon

    "I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    Me Too! wrote: »
    man SE has so many poo threads.

    Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress

    That first shit you take is disgusting

    It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week

    It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon

    "I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"

    What? Go see a doctor.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    man SE has so many poo threads.

    Have you ever gone two weeks without shitting because of stress

    That first shit you take is disgusting

    It sounds like a fucking chestburster is crawling out of your chest, and smells like a bag of assholes that's been left in the sun for a week

    It also is the best feeling in the world when it's done, but after about the sixth minute of it I was crying and just praying to god that it would stop soon

    "I swear if you make this stop I will go to church and mean it this time alright I will be a believer"

    Yes, yes i have. And that is why i went to church for 4 years after.

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    Well you go one week without pooping and that stresses you out enough worrying if you're ever gonna poop again.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    StarCraft MMO.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    First two weeks of basic training

    Which consist of being yelled at and little else

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    show me dat butt

    lift ya shiat, girl!

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Buster is this happening right now

    are you on your iphone or whatever, trying to figure out what to do

    I'm praying for this.

    Actually this happened a while back
    I ended up choosing the option of hustling out without making a sound
    The girls still made a hullabaloo though
    Stupid girls

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    First two weeks of basic training

    Which consist of being yelled at and little else

    It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    Me Too! wrote: »
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    First two weeks of basic training

    Which consist of being yelled at and little else

    You shouldn't let people just yell at you. You go out there, look them straight in the face and stand up for yourself, young man.

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    bitches and they hullabaloo

    i keep the door very locked, wait until the coast is clear

    maybe touch myself a little

  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Me Too! wrote: »
    What kind of situation can possibly be so stressful that you don't poop anymore. For two weeks.

    First two weeks of basic training

    Which consist of being yelled at and little else

    It's a conditioning thing, not genuine aggression. No reason to be scared shitless.

    Doesn't make it any less stressful

    Most guys don't take a shit until the end of their first week, at least, which really means a week and a half in AF basic because your first half week doesn't count

    Some guys go longer, some go shorter

    I went longer

  • BusterK wrote: »
    You're in a public place
    And you get the sudden urge to poop
    So you run to the bathroom, go to the stall and do your business
    Just as the relief is cascading through your body you hear some people coming in
    People with a high voices
    You look through the slat and you see them, females, preteen girls, giggling and carrying on socially
    You're in the Women's Restroom
    Now you must make a decision
    Leave in front of them and risk them making a hullabaloo as tween girls are want to do
    Or
    Wait until they leave and risk being found hiding in the ladies room spying on preteen girls
    Make your choice
    And for God's sake make it quickly
    this has happened to me

    i was eleven and my sister was the only preteen girl who came in, though

    it was a rollerskating rink and it was really dark i couldn't see the sign :[

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    you lost the ability to shit in air force basic training?

    as a person whose parents were both in the air force, I have to say: aahahahaha

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Something like this happened to a friend back in school. When he realised where he actually was he just decided to get a sanitary towel from the dispenser and walk out.

  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    this has happened to me

    i was eleven and my sister was the only preteen girl who came in, though

    it was a rollerskating rink and it was really dark i couldn't see the sign :[

    Did you tell her you are piss to make her leave? What happened then?

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    you lost the ability to shit in air force basic training?

    as a person whose parents were both in the air force, I have to say: aahahahaha
    Well don't forget, this is Wiggin we're talking about here.

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