You guys would have really liked her. She could probably tell you stories about how much better the weed was in the 70s, and how to scare off moose and bears without getting out of your slippers. Despite living in the deep backwoods of Idaho, her kids are the most successful members of the family, and were quicker to be pro-progressive than the rest of us. And she lived in a log cabin for like twenty years. And then said fuck it I want a real house let the kids use the log cabin.
I was the summer fling of the last person I was with.
Hey same here! Of course, I was only in that state for the summer so I couldn't really be much more than that (I don't really do long distance relationships).
It has its ups and downs. It's fun but ultimately wasn't very fulfilling for me.
She's a good girl, has had a rough time with finding a guy that will treat her right, and the guy she's with finally seems like someone who will treat her right so I'm not going to mess that up for her.
THAT IS THE WORST SHIT EVER.
The bit where you want to be pissed off at the guy for getting with a girl you're crushing on, but really he's a pretty swell dude and she's happy, so you can't even be properly grrarful? So many times.
You guys would have really liked her. She could probably tell you stories about how much better the weed was in the 70s, and how to scare off moose and bears without getting out of your slippers. Despite living in the deep backwoods of Idaho, her kids are the most successful members of the family, and were quicker to be pro-progressive than the rest of us. And she lived in a log cabin for like twenty years. And then said fuck it I want a real house let the kids use the log cabin.
I do not want to see her mother's face right now.
The coolest people always leave sooner than we want them to. She sounds awesome Incen.
Y'know it would be great if my feelings towards dating and sex were consistent. Stories about former casual sex friends and sex that is or isn't happening, or could be happening, or would be if not for ___ sometimes prompt envy. Right now, not at all.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Pfff.
Pfffft, she was my supervisor at my old job and I banged her in the bathroom at work.
Who's a chicken shit now? Ball is in your court.
Besides, the reason why I didn't end up dating her is because she dated my brother for over a year or something and that would just make family dinners awkward.
Whoever it was earlier who suggested using the site "sidereel" is a complete tool. It's nothing but completely obnoxious advertising wrapped around no content whatsoever. Just a few obvious links to sites (hulu, etc...) that actually have content. And tons of scam links that purport to be Dr Who but are in fact merely spawn an endless series of popups with screeching YOU HAVE WON flash adverts.
Fuck you sidereel. And fuck you to anyone who would suggest ever using it.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
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I was the summer fling of the last person I was with.
Hey same here! Of course, I was only in that state for the summer so I couldn't really be much more than that (I don't really do long distance relationships).
It has its ups and downs. It's fun but ultimately wasn't very fulfilling for me.
Eh, she decided she wanted more then a summer fling but couldn't deal with the fact that I have zero interest in being married again and I don't really want kids. But it was fun while it lasted, and we did part friends. It also let me earn my first dirty old man merit badge. I keep getting older and college girls keep staying the same age.
Whoever it was earlier who suggested using the site "sidereel" is a complete tool. It's nothing but completely obnoxious advertising wrapped around no content whatsoever. Just a few obvious links to sites (hulu, etc...) that actually have content. And tons of scam links that purport to be Dr Who but are in fact merely spawn an endless series of popups with screeching YOU HAVE WON flash adverts.
Fuck you sidereel. And fuck you to anyone who would suggest ever using it.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Pfff.
Pfffft, she was my supervisor at my old job and I banged her in the bathroom at work.
Who's a chicken shit now? Ball is in your court.
Besides, the reason why I didn't end up dating her is because she dated my brother for over a year or something and that would just make family dinner's awkward.
Man, I couldn't date anybody that dated my brother. For one thing - my brother and I are so starkly different.
But - I wasn't calling you a chicken shit - I was mentioning that somebody being angry that a girl is with somebody who seems nice and seems happy and said person gets angry that they didn't make a move - that person, in my opinion, is a chicken shit.
But i'm a dick.
Hopefully you did afforementioned banging on the clock? That'd be best.
Doesn't everyone have a boy/girlfriend at all times. It seems like a "repay you in sex" line is kind of asking you to make a play.
We have had sex before. She was being genuine in the fact that she would were it not for the relationship thing. And even if she was asking me to make a play (which I doubt, we are just quite open with speaking our minds to each other) I wouldn't out of respect for her situation.
That was the other possibility and it would have been obvious if I wasn't drunk. Now the story makes sense.
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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
― Marcus Aurelius
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
I was the summer fling of the last person I was with.
Hey same here! Of course, I was only in that state for the summer so I couldn't really be much more than that (I don't really do long distance relationships).
It has its ups and downs. It's fun but ultimately wasn't very fulfilling for me.
Eh, she decided she wanted more then a summer fling but couldn't deal with the fact that I have zero interest in being married again and I don't really want kids. But it was fun while it lasted, and we did part friends. It also let me earn my first dirty old man merit badge. I keep getting older and college girls keep staying the same age.
Yeah it's weird being almost 25 and in college.
You're like "GODDAMN you're hot," and then they're like "Yeah I never really got into Nirvana because Cobain died before I was in kindergarten" and then you're all yeah this isn't going to work.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
Man, I couldn't date anybody that dated my brother. For one thing - my brother and I are so starkly different.
But - I wasn't calling you a chicken shit - I was mentioning that somebody being angry that a girl is with somebody who seems nice and seems happy and said person gets angry that they didn't make a move - that person, in my opinion, is a chicken shit.
But i'm a dick.
Hopefully you did afforementioned banging on the clock? That'd be best.
It was after we closed the doors to the store but were still cleaning up so yep, I got paid for it. God I miss working there.
The worst I've ever done while the store was still open to customers is some quicky oral. For the record, walk in fridges are fucking COLD. Shocking, I know.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
Hakk's is looking for someone.
So am I. :winky:
Wait, what? Hakks is looking for someone?
I has money and hilarity and wuv!
Whats the difference between you and her vibrator _J_?
To find cool, attractive girls you have to go out to the clubz.
(Injoke, a guy in our vent used to talk about how we were nerdz and should go to the club to meet cool girls, etc. and he was serious ... )
I hate clubs. I'd rather find cool, attractive girls at the library. At least there you don't pay out the ass for liquor and get forced to listen to shitty music.
Man, I couldn't date anybody that dated my brother. For one thing - my brother and I are so starkly different.
But - I wasn't calling you a chicken shit - I was mentioning that somebody being angry that a girl is with somebody who seems nice and seems happy and said person gets angry that they didn't make a move - that person, in my opinion, is a chicken shit.
But i'm a dick.
Hopefully you did afforementioned banging on the clock? That'd be best.
It was after we closed the doors to the store but were still cleaning up so yep, I got paid for it. God I miss working there.
The worst I've ever done while the store was still open to customers is some quicky oral. For the record, walk in fridges are fucking COLD. Shocking, I know.
It's surprising how cold a lot of places become when you have wet genitals hitting the air.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
Hakk's is looking for someone.
So am I. :winky:
Neither Chicago nor New York are within driving distance.
Unfortunately it seems like the closest thing to "cool, attractive girls" in this city are theater chicks, which, yeah, done that, they're crazy.
My life would be significantly less stressful if I was okay with one-night stands.
Yeah, it's some other guys fault you're a chicken shit.
Well yes that was sort of the point of what I was saying.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
Hakk's is looking for someone.
So am I. :winky:
Wait, what? Hakks is looking for someone?
I has money and hilarity and wuv!
Whats the difference between you and her vibrator _J_?
As to where to meet girls, I dunno, school and work and through other friends have always worked well enough for me. Going to a bar or a club to pick up girls just seems...I dunno, odd to me I guess.
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I do not want to see her mother's face right now.
Hey same here! Of course, I was only in that state for the summer so I couldn't really be much more than that (I don't really do long distance relationships).
It has its ups and downs. It's fun but ultimately wasn't very fulfilling for me.
The bit where you want to be pissed off at the guy for getting with a girl you're crushing on, but really he's a pretty swell dude and she's happy, so you can't even be properly grrarful? So many times.
The coolest people always leave sooner than we want them to. She sounds awesome Incen.
Pfff.
I am every girls fling and mistake. I am okay with this.
DUE is a necessary midboss of a level.
Pfffft, she was my supervisor at my old job and I banged her in the bathroom at work.
Who's a chicken shit now? Ball is in your court.
Fuck you sidereel. And fuck you to anyone who would suggest ever using it.
I am now on really good meds that mean I am no longer cripplingly terrified of social situations though! Improvement! Now I just need to find cool, attractive girls.
Eh, she decided she wanted more then a summer fling but couldn't deal with the fact that I have zero interest in being married again and I don't really want kids. But it was fun while it lasted, and we did part friends. It also let me earn my first dirty old man merit badge. I keep getting older and college girls keep staying the same age.
Now DUE looks like Midboss from Disgea in my head. He even has his horrible laugh. Damn it.
that would be johannen
sooo, eat a dick, johannen!
Unfortunately, she also happens to be the most annoying person in the whole class.
Whooops.
Man, I couldn't date anybody that dated my brother. For one thing - my brother and I are so starkly different.
But - I wasn't calling you a chicken shit - I was mentioning that somebody being angry that a girl is with somebody who seems nice and seems happy and said person gets angry that they didn't make a move - that person, in my opinion, is a chicken shit.
But i'm a dick.
Hopefully you did afforementioned banging on the clock? That'd be best.
That was the other possibility and it would have been obvious if I wasn't drunk. Now the story makes sense.
― Marcus Aurelius
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Hakk's is looking for someone.
So am I. :winky:
Yeah it's weird being almost 25 and in college.
You're like "GODDAMN you're hot," and then they're like "Yeah I never really got into Nirvana because Cobain died before I was in kindergarten" and then you're all yeah this isn't going to work.
This is what ducktape is for!
(Injoke, a guy in our vent used to talk about how we were nerdz and should go to the club to meet cool girls, etc. and he was serious ... )
Wait, what? Hakks is looking for someone?
I has money and hilarity and wuv!
It was after we closed the doors to the store but were still cleaning up so yep, I got paid for it. God I miss working there.
The worst I've ever done while the store was still open to customers is some quicky oral. For the record, walk in fridges are fucking COLD. Shocking, I know.
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Whats the difference between you and her vibrator _J_?
Man whaaat? How am I depressing?
I hate clubs. I'd rather find cool, attractive girls at the library. At least there you don't pay out the ass for liquor and get forced to listen to shitty music.
It's surprising how cold a lot of places become when you have wet genitals hitting the air.
Neither Chicago nor New York are within driving distance.
Unfortunately it seems like the closest thing to "cool, attractive girls" in this city are theater chicks, which, yeah, done that, they're crazy.
My life would be significantly less stressful if I was okay with one-night stands.
Fuck you...just fuck you.
Her vibrator does not have a savings account?
...
Then again Bulgarian girl does the same thing. I think there's a pattern here.
This is absolutely acceptable if not proffered.
As to where to meet girls, I dunno, school and work and through other friends have always worked well enough for me. Going to a bar or a club to pick up girls just seems...I dunno, odd to me I guess.
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*high five Ronaldo*