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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Space [Chat]", by Ludious

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud has reported a post.

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I have few words for this.
Post: Space [Chat]
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will

Posted by: Ludious
Original Content:
Pony wrote: »
So I am approaching the anniversary of my stroke. October 15th. This past year will be the longest time I have been unemployed since I entered the workforce ten years ago.

This is extremely depressing.

What you need is a stroke cake. One side will be normal and the other side will be lopsided and runny.

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Sigh.

    No, Fuzzy.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It could be funny if Pony himself made this joke. But now its just mean. He's upset man.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, I thought Pony thought it was funny.
    ):
    Pony usually makes jokes about it.
    ):

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought it was funny and I am only mad I didn't think of it!

    Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y'all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!

    5 starring this.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought it was funny and I am only mad I didn't think of it!

    Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y'all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!

    5 starring this.

    Which is saying something since only half you body is sensitive anymore.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought it was funny and I am only mad I didn't think of it!

    Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y'all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!

    5 starring this.

    Which is saying something since only half you body is sensitive anymore.

    See, there you go!

    Listen, folks, for some people humor (especially gallows humor) is theraputic and a coping mechanism. I was feeling shitty and Lud's wisecrack actually made me smile.

    You think I can go through what I have and not be able to laugh about most of it? Christ, if I couldn't I would've ate a gun years ago.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought it was funny and I am only mad I didn't think of it!

    Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y'all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!

    5 starring this.

    Which is saying something since only half you body is sensitive anymore.

    See, there you go!

    Listen, folks, for some people humor (especially gallows humor) is theraputic and a coping mechanism. I was feeling shitty and Lud's wisecrack actually made me smile.

    You think I can go through what I have and not be able to laugh about most of it? Christ, if I couldn't I would've ate a gun years ago.

    Pony is lucky he had a stroke.

    Now he dosnt have to sit on his hand for 30 minutes to do The Stranger.
    Spoiler:

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I just thought it was a bad joke.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey, my dad died of a stroke!

    Four stars anyway because this is damn funny.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was about to post something about my dad having a stroke and this still being funny but I'm glad I didn't because my dad is still alive so....

    oh wait

    oh snap!
    Spoiler:

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I thought it was funny and I am only mad I didn't think of it!

    Jesus people, toughen up some. This joke was at my expense but y'all is twice as sensitive about it than I am!

    5 starring this.

    Which is saying something since only half you body is sensitive anymore.

    See, there you go!

    Listen, folks, for some people humor (especially gallows humor) is theraputic and a coping mechanism. I was feeling shitty and Lud's wisecrack actually made me smile.

    You think I can go through what I have and not be able to laugh about most of it? Christ, if I couldn't I would've ate a gun years ago.


    Pony is lucky he had a stroke.

    Now he dosnt have to sit on his hand for 30 minutes to do The Stranger.
    Spoiler:

    :^:

    Though I have never tried the Stranger.

    ...

    ...is it good?

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited October 2009
    I think this is a great joke and it is nowhere near as bad as the jackhammer sequence of stroke jokes I made to Pony like the day after it happened

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just thought it wasn't very funny

    and I loved Tube's jokes about Pony's stroke

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think this is a great joke and it is nowhere near as bad as the jackhammer sequence of stroke jokes I made to Pony like the day after it happened

    That was the best thread.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think this is a great joke and it is nowhere near as bad as the jackhammer sequence of stroke jokes I made to Pony like the day after it happened

    jackhammered so hard i could sorta feel it on my left side even

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony took the Stroke command from his college rowing team a tad to seriously.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If you read the original stroke thread, there's no point in making jokes here. CT already beat you to all of them. :P

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony could join the Olympic swim team if the pools were round.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I stand corrected.

    ahahahahahahahah

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd clap, but well.. you know

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG now featured at the Exigency Forum
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  • CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony could join the Olympic swim team if the pools were round.

    Yeah, and he already has an excellent stroke.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Pony could join the Olympic swim team if the pools were round.

    Daaaaaaaaaamn

    :^:

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Thankyou, Thankyou.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Five stars, this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
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  • CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Five stars, this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on one side.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Five stars, this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on one side.

    Nice

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  • CangoFettCangoFett Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Five stars, this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on one side.

    Nggghhhhh

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That's pretty much what I was expecting of that. :^:

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Well, Pony will always know what the sound of one hand clapping is.

    Any sufficiently advanced friendship is indistinguishable from magic.
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  • DarmakDarmak If someone is reading this... I must have failed.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This thread is going places.
    Spoiler:

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  • Walrus PeteWalrus Pete Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Reported post was pretty good, but this thread is fantastic.

    Hat's off to you for being such a great sport Pony :^:

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You should have gave him two thumbs up, just to rub it in.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I eagerly await the day I have the opportunity to bake someone a stroke cake

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    so next time you see recruiters in your school or your crib
    tell'em thank you for the offer, but you'd rather you live
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    CangoFett wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Five stars, this thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on one side.

    Nggghhhhh

    God damn it, I was drinking tea when I read that. Thankfully I managed to keep the tea in which resulted in a kind of gurgled tea laugh.

    My keyboard is safe, but it didn't exactly stroke my ego.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Runny cake is nothing to be joking about.

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