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Prairie Dogs for Sale - Deal of A Willenium

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
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This pet store near me is selling these amazing Montana residents for $150 a head. The question is raised, by me, to you: How many prairie dogs can I buy on my forged credit cards before it is unfashionable and crowded?

Also, how many would you buy? Please answer in essay form, and name them as to avoid confusion.

Also, don't try to double space your essay because that was gauche in 4th grade.

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    WHAT?

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    what the fuck

    you can sell gophers for $150?

    brb gonna go catch me some

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    gunna build me a trebuchet and launch me a shitload of these bastards at the microsoft campus across the street

    who's with me

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you have to tell me where this is, I am the prairie dog person at the baltimore zoo and they will not believe this when I talk about it this weekend

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    gunna build me a trebuchet and launch me a shitload of these bastards at the microsoft campus across the street

    who's with me

    but they're adorable

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How do you become the prairie dog person at the Baltimore Zoo?

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    thread lacks sufficient amount of Will2k

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnFak7Lw3s

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    gunna build me a trebuchet and launch me a shitload of these bastards at the microsoft campus across the street

    who's with me

    but they're adorable

    that's why I'm making them tiny parachutes and goggles

    and tiny flame throwers

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

    same fucking thing

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dely Apple I have lots of zoo experience!

    but owning one is probably not a good idea.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

    same fucking thing

    clearly you don't understand the subtleties

    that's ok, I don't expect much from you

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is an "Exotic" pet store in Vegas, around like Lake Mead and Rainbow? I want to say. It's somewhere around there.

    They also sell squirrels for insane prices. The price you can also pay is A BOX AND SOME SEEDS.
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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

    same fucking thing

    whoooops I'm positive you are wrong

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    gunna build me a trebuchet and launch me a shitload of these bastards at the microsoft campus across the street

    who's with me

    hey that reminds me. the punkin chunkin is goin on in DE early nov i think.

    e- yep

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man that ain't a squirrel that's a dang ol chipmunk.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    To expect anything of zot is to expect way too much

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean come on gophers aren't even in the same family of order rodentia

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    vermiculture wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

    same fucking thing

    whoooops I'm positive you are wrong

    whoooops I'm positive you are terrible

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought selling prairie dogs as pets was illegal in the US.

    edit: Oh, I guess I don't know where you're from.

    I just assumed Montana for some reason from the post. :)

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    Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon regular
    edited October 2009
    vermiculture wrote: »
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    those are not gophers they are prairie dogs

    same fucking thing

    whoooops I'm positive you are wrong

    prairie dogs tend toward skinny like meerkats
    gophers are more like ground hogs and are sort of beaverish

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    I thought selling prairie dogs as pets was illegal in the US.
    On September 8, 2008, the FDA and CDC rescinded the ban making it once again legal to capture, sell, and transport prairie dogs effective immediately. Federal Register / Vol. 73, No. 174 Although the federal ban has been lifted, several States still have their own ban on prairie dogs in place.

    which is probably also why it's so expensive to buy one

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is Vegas man, I am not sure if anything is really "il-legal" here besides being homeless.

    In which case, you will be shot and killed by Mayor Goodman himself.

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    I thought selling prairie dogs as pets was illegal in the US.

    not every state

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    nice marmot

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
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    i am absolutely not seeing a difference here

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    gunna build me a trebuchet and launch me a shitload of these bastards at the microsoft campus across the street

    who's with me

    hey that reminds me. the punkin chunkin is goin on in DE early nov i think.

    e- yep

    the world record holder for trebuchets is in Burlington, WA, my old home town

    huuuuge fucking trebuchet

    edit: apparently their record isn't recognized, but they launched one over 1860 feet with a trebuchet a couple years back

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What does one do with 5 prairie dogs he scammed off Visa though, how would you even function with them

    They would probably rend every cable in your house leading to $800 in electrocuted Raticates

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »
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    i am absolutely not seeing a difference here

    well you are clearly not a biologist

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    nice marmot

    quoth you are great


    that is all

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beat

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