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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You can use it for baking pretty easily and the simple syrup I made was ok as well. It just didn't play well at all with the lemons and the vodka.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm doing a test run of baked goods on my coworkers

    just after 9am and it looks like the container was attacked by seagulls, so I think it was a rousing success

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We tried making jam with splenda for the Mrs. and her diabeetus. End result was considerably sweeter, but it didn't set at all. More of a thick berry syrup.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    I'm doing a test run of baked goods on my coworkers

    just after 9am and it looks like the container was attacked by seagulls, so I think it was a rousing success

    what were you testing? the biscotti? the lime shortbread?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    We tried making jam with splenda for the Mrs. and her diabeetus. End result was considerably sweeter, but it didn't set at all. More of a thick berry syrup.

    my stepfather makes jam with splenda
    it can be done but I think he has to use more pectin and it's still not quite the right consistency
    but it's not syrup either

    or you can use a blend of sugar and splenda 50/50 apparently and get better results while still reducing the sugar

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I'm doing a test run of baked goods on my coworkers

    just after 9am and it looks like the container was attacked by seagulls, so I think it was a rousing success

    what were you testing? the biscotti? the lime shortbread?

    I decided not to make the lime shortbread until you get here, so the other thing and one of the other things

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    oh
    the things :P

    and yesssss so looking forward to making the lime shortbread together <3

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm having a hard time processing lime shortbread, but I will withhold judgment until tasting.

    See, I love me some shortbread with tea and hot chocolate and I just don't see the lime doing anything for that.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Zip, you seem like an otherwise upstanding fellow so I'm going to refrain from slapping you like a bitch for that comment.
    Lime is one of the best flavors ever.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey now, show me in my post where I say I don't like lime.

    I love fresh lime flavor and I'm sure it would be tasty in a shortbread. However, I don't see lime complimenting the shortbread in my preferred shortbread consumption manner, which as noted above, is with tea or hot chocolate.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    well maybe you should expand your horizons a bit
    try enjoying your shortbread in a different context

    just remember it's not gay if your balls don't touch

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the lime shortbread is certainly not conventional but it looked tasty

    we'll report back after we make it at Christmas, link for the curious

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    That exact reason is why I said "I will withhold judgement until tasting."


    Same applies to the balls.



    edit: Yea, you lost me at white chocolate.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    but white chocolate is good because

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    No.

    No it isn't.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    im gonna go out on a limb here and say that Hershey's Cookies n Creme is my favorite candy

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Your history of horrible taste remains intact and unchallenged.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    your history of being a buttface remains intact and unchallenged

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I might be able to give cl a run for his money
    Like today I had snickers and jalapenos for breakfast.
    What I'm saying is let's hang out cl

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ill bring the wings if you bring the natty light

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    That exact reason is why I said "I will withhold judgement until tasting."


    Same applies to the balls.



    edit: Yea, you lost me at white chocolate.

    man if you're gonna be a big babby about some white chocolate drizzled on some shortbread then you don't deserve any delicious baked treats

    white chocolate is like fish sauce
    only the clinically insane would eat it by itself
    but a little bit with the right foods can add a really nice touch

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Unless of course I don't actually like white chocolate. Then eaten or drizzled doesn't really matter a whole lot as it is still white chocolate.

    I don't disdain it, it just isn't for me.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I thought I would mention that Usagi's lime shortbread cookies sound awesome. *coughs* What? No, I'm not hinting at anything. I would never.

    And just as a side note, I am betting dark chocolate would also be good as a drizzle on those cookies. Citrus and dark chocolate, for me, is amazing together. It's a pretty popular pairing, at least.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    There are some chocolate-dipped orange/lemon peels I brought back from France around here somewhere

    They are a few months old so I think not finishing them off would be a crime

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    I'm doing a test run of baked goods on my coworkers

    just after 9am and it looks like the container was attacked by seagulls, so I think it was a rousing success

    what were you testing? the biscotti? the lime shortbread?

    what the fuck?
    Biscotti?
    Lime shortbread?

    Usagi, you're out of this thing.
    Sorry, just not going to work.
    Just send all of those to me and I will... dispose of them properly.
    Yep.
    Official contest rules, etc etc.

    >_>
    OH MAN I HOPE THIS WORKS

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    nice try Zarflax!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I was so close too.
    :|

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    There are some chocolate-dipped orange/lemon peels I brought back from France around here somewhere

    They are a few months old so I think not finishing them off would be a crime

    Update: my mom ate them all. I should not be surprised

    Some crispy rice things are still left, and so is the jam I got

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    There are some chocolate-dipped orange/lemon peels I brought back from France around here somewhere

    They are a few months old so I think not finishing them off would be a crime

    They're pretty easy to make and quite delicious.
    I've made them three times I think.
    They rarely survive an entire day or two. My roommates descend upon them like ravenous crows.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, both of my visits to the candy factory consisted of me going back for more citrus peels quite a few times

    Also jam. Floral jam. That stuff is very good

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    So make some yourself.
    It's extremely easy!

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Water, sugar, and citrus peels. You can do it!

    And save the resulting simple syrup because it is delicious for other stuff.

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been busy with a lot of real life things, but things are settling back down and I should have some time to make them this weekend, maybe ship them in time for thanksgiving if St. isn't too lazy to help me out. If not this weekend then for certain during thanksgiving break.
    coconut, chocolate chips, graham cracker crust, some other tasty things, all mixed into some delicious bars(a word that sounds much more funny when said using our fake Minnesotan accents).
    Maybe we'll make some cookies too, I noticed some containers of cookie mix in the fridge recently.

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
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    Thanks Cornell002!

    The Christmas wrap was torn when it arrived at my sister's house exposing the note that described the obsence nature of the contents, so I had to remove the note before her kids got home from school, but since the cookies had crumbled beyond recognition, I was able to share with them by hiding the note.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been busy with a lot of real life things, but things are settling back down and I should have some time to make them this weekend, maybe ship them in time for thanksgiving if St. isn't too lazy to help me out. If not this weekend then for certain during thanksgiving break.
    coconut, chocolate chips, graham cracker crust, some other tasty things, all mixed into some delicious bars(a word that sounds much more funny when said using our fake Minnesotan accents).
    Maybe we'll make some cookies too, I noticed some containers of cookie mix in the fridge recently.

    What, you mean dad dying got in the way of your baking? Outta the contest!

    no but for realsies I found a second recipe for you to test with the church ladies recipe book.

    That's right, blvd's baking a recipe from a book made by our church's dedicated grandmothers.

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    .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm a little disappointed right now.
    Two of the cookies I was making turned out to be a horrible idea considering the mailing involved. I was making both brown sugar shortbread and five-spice shortbread. They both turned out too tender to be considered for mailing. I guess I am down to three items. Boo.

    . on
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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    . wrote: »
    I'm a little disappointed right now.
    Two of the cookies I was making turned out to be a horrible idea considering the mailing involved. I was making both brown sugar shortbread and five-spice shortbread. They both turned out too tender to be considered for mailing. I guess I am down to three items. Boo.

    Too tender?
    Get some tupperware and put them in that! :D

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I sent cookies on Monday, but my reciepient has not posted about them.

    Is someone in the postoffice enjoying candycane cookies?

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been busy with a lot of real life things, but things are settling back down and I should have some time to make them this weekend, maybe ship them in time for thanksgiving if St. isn't too lazy to help me out. If not this weekend then for certain during thanksgiving break.
    coconut, chocolate chips, graham cracker crust, some other tasty things, all mixed into some delicious bars(a word that sounds much more funny when said using our fake Minnesotan accents).
    Maybe we'll make some cookies too, I noticed some containers of cookie mix in the fridge recently.

    What, you mean dad dying got in the way of your baking? Outta the contest!

    no but for realsies I found a second recipe for you to test with the church ladies recipe book.

    That's right, blvd's baking a recipe from a book made by our church's dedicated grandmothers.

    Because it's delicious damnit

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nah man, I was just sayin' you're bein' legit as a motherfucker. A+.

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