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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User
    edited October 2009
    yep. drunk driver hit him.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ooh ooh ooh

    Batman

    it's Batman

    Jordyn as someone who has already named their Penis after a superhero I need to point out that your penis has two names.

    While flacid he is Bruce Wayne.

    When he is standing tall ready to right wrongs he is Batman

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ironic, since Bruce Wayne is the one doing all the dicking.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'm hungry. steak sandwich time, y/n?

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ooh ooh ooh

    Batman

    it's Batman

    Jordyn as someone who has already named their Penis after a superhero I need to point out that your penis has two names.

    While flacid he is Bruce Wayne.

    When he is standing tall ready to right wrongs he is Batman

    I demand a tiny velcro penis cape!

    Invisible nap is the best nap of all time!
    No man should have that kind of power.
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    n

    yeah now what are you gonna do

    that's what you get when you ask

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'm hungry. steak sandwich time, y/n?

    I found a place near me that serves gator. I live on the West Coast.

    So I guess I have to eat some.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    your vote is vetoed due to swedish neutrality.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    i'm hungry. steak sandwich time, y/n?

    I found a place near me that serves gator. I live on the West Coast.

    So I guess I have to eat some.

    That's pretty weird.

    Gator is good, though.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SEE I TOLD THAT GUY

    I TOLD HIM PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT SWEDISH NEUTRALITY

    WHERE IS HE

    WHERE IS THAT RAT BASTARD WHO WAS ALL "YOU AIN'T THE SWISS"

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    swedish neutrality.
    uh

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's a BBQ joint.

    Their pork rib sandwich was great so I'm thinking the gator might not be half bad.

    Shipped in from Florida.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man, i don't know if i'm hungry or bored and therefore want to eat to quell the boredom.


    damn my unhealthy eating habits.

    edit: fuck you teefs read the post above yours in your face.

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    swedish neutrality.
    uh

    shh, its clearly a red herring

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    sviergepolitik

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    SEE I TOLD THAT GUY

    I TOLD HIM PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT SWEDISH NEUTRALITY

    WHERE IS HE

    WHERE IS THAT RAT BASTARD WHO WAS ALL "YOU AIN'T THE SWISS"

    when the olympics were in salt lake city I was the puck boy for the swiss hockey team
    :mrgreen:

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man now I want gator tail

    thanks Arse :[


    Also goddamn it's like 2:40 and I'm not tiiiiired what the hell

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    SEE I TOLD THAT GUY

    I TOLD HIM PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT SWEDISH NEUTRALITY

    WHERE IS HE

    WHERE IS THAT RAT BASTARD WHO WAS ALL "YOU AIN'T THE SWISS"

    when the olympics were in salt lake city I was the puck boy for the swiss hockey team
    :mrgreen:

    i just started watching hockey again. and realized i missed it so.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ICED CANES

    ( i love playing hockey and not as much but still a lot playing it)

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I recently started watching hockey again

    then I realised I never actually used to watch hokey

    and that I was watching project runway

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    i guess i am starting to get into hockey. its fun to watch with my roommates, at least

    plus an excuse to get kinda drunk on a Thursday evening???

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You know teefs I remember you specifically posting saying that you hope you don't get boarded with someone that likes sports.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    watching hockey with forumers seems like it would be fun

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tfs didn't want to room with a sports fan until she saw this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6jYF6q1bmM

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hockey is the best sport to watch.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm probably going to see a bunch of penises this weekend at the amateur porn thing I'm going to.

    It should be fun.

    Also I actually like regular porn better if there is a penis involved. I don't get the whole, "seeing a penis in a porno and liking the porno makes me gay," thing.

    Unless it's being touched by another man. That makes you at least bi-curious.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Karen is also no good at helmet touch

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    You know teefs I remember you specifically posting saying that you hope you don't get boarded with someone that likes sports.

    that was before i knew i had 3 roommates and all 3 of them liked hockey!

    and they're all nice so i would feel like a faggothermit if i was in my room while they were in the living room watching it

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    I'm probably going to see a bunch of penises this weekend at the amateur porn thing I'm going to.

    It should be fun.

    Also I actually like regular porn better if there is a penis involved. I don't get the whole, "seeing a penis in a porno and liking the porno makes me gay," thing.

    Unless it's being touched by another man. That makes you at least bi-curious.

    DON'T ASK DON'T TELL!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I read that as fagkermit and was like wait what

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My penis is definitely above average size.

    That's still the topic, right? Cocks?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    You know teefs I remember you specifically posting saying that you hope you don't get boarded with someone that likes sports.

    that was before i knew i had 3 roommates and all 3 of them liked hockey!

    and they're all nice so i would feel like a faggothermit if i was in my room while they were in the living room watching it

    And here we learn that people can have different interests and still can be friends.

    As opposed to.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10284778#post10284778

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hockey is the best sport to watch.

    Cricket.

    Beer is enforced in some grounds.

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I kind of like tennis a little bit

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh man, people being idiots in public dickishness. One time I was walking with my then ladyfriend and some dudes shouted from some long distance away 'get a better looking girlfriend!' I was like, man, nuts to them and their telescopes.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man, Psych really is a great show.

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no one is pretty enough for you, though

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    You know teefs I remember you specifically posting saying that you hope you don't get boarded with someone that likes sports.

    that was before i knew i had 3 roommates and all 3 of them liked hockey!

    and they're all nice so i would feel like a faggothermit if i was in my room while they were in the living room watching it

    And here we learn that people can have different interests and still can be friends.

    As opposed to.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=10284778#post10284778

    if it was just one i probably wouldn't watch it with him still hth (because i still really don't like sports but its a social engagement instead!!!!)

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes, you. to hell with campion

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes, the far side. I meant you all along

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