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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Well it's like...what do tits feel like?
    Absolutely nothing, in my experience

    Mine are like super insensitive I guess

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    it boggles the mind! swollen clits don't seem like an analogous sensation because there's also, like, fuckin gravity working on a boner and stuff

    plus like suddenly part of your body is way out there

    Well yeah it's like, the same pleasant feeling, but with the added sensation of pressure, should you have pants on, and stiffness of the member, regardless.

    But it's not like you feel the whole volume of the thing. It's filled with blood.

    No you just feel the skin part, mostly. So it's kind of taught and squishy at the same time. But anyone who's touched one would know that.

    okay so inflation doesn't register? that is fascinating

    what a bizarre body part you guys have

    I disagree I notice the inflation unless I'm distracted

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Well it's like...what do tits feel like?

    Really sensitive and pert ones are probably pretty similar to penises.

    But breast shaped.

    Tits feel good.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well sure arsenic but tits don't inflate under usual circumstances

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Well it's like...what do tits feel like?
    Absolutely nothing, in my experience

    Mine are like super insensitive I guess

    i hate you

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    ever watch a boner leave?

    like, post sex

    gets all droopy, but still has blood pumpin in and around it, so it'll sorta bounce up and down with your heartbeat as it get soft again

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mmmmm well these days, as mentioned, I'm generally TRYING to get a boner, or very aware of it, so in that case of course I notice.

    But it can get a little larger and not be noticed completely until it starts going from FLACCID to RIGID.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well sure arsenic but tits don't inflate under usual circumstances

    Well nipples do get hard.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    inflate

    i don't know if i'd describe it as feeling inflatey

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Well it's like...what do tits feel like?
    Absolutely nothing, in my experience

    Mine are like super insensitive I guess

    i hate you

    You just need a Moriveth of your own to rough yours up!

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited October 2009
    well sure arsenic but tits don't inflate under usual circumstances

    Pregnancy.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    ugh god blake that reminds me of the terrible jaws of vagina life they have at the gynecologist to pry girls open and peer inside

    so painful
    Sometimes I am glad I am too lazy/clueless to have seen a gyno

    a-aren't pelvic exams like super important to have

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Like, if you want to chase away your boner all you gotta do is think about civil war generals.

    Like Ambrose Burnside or James Longstreet or George Pickett or, better yet, William Tecumseh Sherman.

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    Bamf, you're softserve.

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    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    At which point the extra weight and strain on the ligaments that hold it up are big tip offs, not to mention clothing tightness.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    ever watch a boner leave?

    like, post sex

    gets all droopy, but still has blood pumpin in and around it, so it'll sorta bounce up and down with your heartbeat as it get soft again

    oh yeah the downed power line

    all lookin' drunk trying to get itself back on its feet

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well sure arsenic but tits don't inflate under usual circumstances

    Somewhere out there a new fetish has just been invented

    if it hasn't already

    it has, hasn't it

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it's less power line for me and more like somebody gradually resting on the ground

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Breast inflation? Yes, that seems to be a popular one.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    ever watch a boner leave?

    like, post sex

    gets all droopy, but still has blood pumpin in and around it, so it'll sorta bounce up and down with your heartbeat as it get soft again

    oh yeah the downed power line

    all lookin' drunk trying to get itself back on its feet

    and then you flex and it flops on it's back onto your stomach like a happy puppy

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    well sure arsenic but tits don't inflate under usual circumstances

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    OK, bed time. I would like to continue thinking about penises in detail tomorrow, thanks.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    TWO WEEKS

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When I turn 30 I am supposed to get my first prostate examination.

    Not lookin' forward to that.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    ugh god blake that reminds me of the terrible jaws of vagina life they have at the gynecologist to pry girls open and peer inside

    so painful
    Sometimes I am glad I am too lazy/clueless to have seen a gyno

    a-aren't pelvic exams like super important to have

    I always figured it's like how people are supposed to get a yearly check-up but no one I ever know has

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It isn't like he has to jam his whole hand up there, Blaket.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    When I turn 30 I am supposed to get my first prostate examination.

    Not lookin' forward to that.

    I'll be doing that annually thanks to family history.

    Hi5!

    Though I guess mine is supposed to be more of a full rectal exam, intestines and all. The one with the camera.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    ugh god blake that reminds me of the terrible jaws of vagina life they have at the gynecologist to pry girls open and peer inside

    so painful
    Sometimes I am glad I am too lazy/clueless to have seen a gyno

    a-aren't pelvic exams like super important to have

    I always figured it's like how people are supposed to get a yearly check-up but no one I ever know has

    really? I'd go in for a regular checkup once a year, at least every other year when I had decent health insurance

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I read that as anally and was like 'wait there's another way?'


    fuck I need to go to bed it's almost 3:30 D:

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Did anyone besides me have difficulty coming up with a coherent answer to the question of what a boner feels like

    That was weird

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    It isn't like he has to jam his whole hand up there, Blaket.
    Campion it isn't the number, it's the fact that there is going to be someone elses hand up my butt.

    I do not think I will be comfortable with this.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Would you call it a
    hard question, Ledneh?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've only ever had the pelvic check-up twice, and there was a span of about 8 years between the two

    but you should probably go at least once in a while janson! it's always a relief to get the all-clear downtown

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man, nothing could get me flaccid faster than racism or the memory of that dead deer skull i left out to get finished off by the maggots

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Would you call it a
    hard question, Ledneh?

    :^:
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man, nothing could get me flaccid faster than racism or the memory of that dead deer skull i left out to get finished off by the maggots

    welp now I've got a boner killer handy for a few days

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    ugh god blake that reminds me of the terrible jaws of vagina life they have at the gynecologist to pry girls open and peer inside

    so painful
    Sometimes I am glad I am too lazy/clueless to have seen a gyno

    a-aren't pelvic exams like super important to have

    I always figured it's like how people are supposed to get a yearly check-up but no one I ever know has

    really? I'd go in for a regular checkup once a year, at least every other year when I had decent health insurance

    Yeah

    Only ever been to a doctor when I've been ill or when I've needed the pill, and I've never been examined below my throat (guess all my problems have always been ENT related)

    I know this is generally the same with my siblings/friends

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just said no hands, Blaket! Just, like, a finger. Have your lady help you practice.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Did anyone besides me have difficulty coming up with a coherent answer to the question of what a boner feels like

    That was weird

    if it's any consolation all of the answers were different and all relatively dissatisfying

    JUST LIKE WEINERS

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Did anyone besides me have difficulty coming up with a coherent answer to the question of what a boner feels like

    That was weird

    if it's any consolation all of the answers were different and all relatively dissatisfying

    JUST LIKE WEINERS

    Oh ho HO

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Did anyone besides me have difficulty coming up with a coherent answer to the question of what a boner feels like

    That was weird

    if it's any consolation all of the answers were different and all relatively dissatisfying

    JUST LIKE WEINERS

    My answer wasn't even real.

    Don't judge me.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean shoe (I think) once gave a quite accurate answer to the question of what ejac feels like ("sneezing, only instead of blowing snot you're pissin rainbows")

    but the actual boner?

    I'm a little stumped

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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