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My campus is on lockdown

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Rule #1: Cardio.

    yesss

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    check your hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Find a vent, and crawl through it.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Take cover behind those red barrels.

    Ignore the cardboard box that is strangely in the middle of the room for no reason.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

    Shoot the nazis with you minigun?

    There needs to be a game where all you have is a minigun with unlimited ammo and nazis charging at you.

  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    > Search ye pornsites

    4484-7718-8470
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    I once went out and downloaded Eric Harris' doom wads.

    They were pretty stupid.

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  • ThePrimmThePrimm Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You will prob be there for a while (at least from my experience with a lockdwon on campus) so find something to entertain yourself with

  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Masturbate furiously while crying into your spaghetti-os


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ThePrimm wrote: »
    You will prob be there for a while (at least from my experience with a lockdwon on campus) so find something to entertain yourself with

    Someone already suggested masturbation.

  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

    Shoot the nazis with you minigun?

    There needs to be a game where all you have is a minigun with unlimited ammo and nazis charging at you.

    Only if it has really over the top blood and gore. like your bullets are explosive tipped.

    Also you are in a cramped hallway. and when the level is over it is full of ragdoll corpses and blood.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    grab your towel, always keep it with you

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I swear I haven't been to tampa in like

    2 days

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    > Search ye pornsites

    Upon closer examination, you have found tits.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    grab your towel, always keep it with you

    don't forget to bring a towel

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously though, be careful

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    driving to tampa is such a hassle

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Go to the Marshall Center and play MvC2, obviously.

    (I went to USF)


    Serious, be careful.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait where in the marshall center could you play mvc2 at

    why did no one tell me this

  • SipexSipex Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Flirt with the nearest person of the gender you prefer.

    Then post to tell us how it turned out.

    Nothing like fear and forced confinement to bring two people together.

    Horseshoe wrote:
    I've got good news and bad news about 6th level, That Guy. The good news is that Forbiddance spell allows you to prevent enemies different alignment from entering a consecrated area, which is actually useful! The bad news is that the only other new sixth level spell makes lunch for everybody. Guess which one the party is going to expect you to cast.
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    wait where in the marshall center could you play mvc2 at

    why did no one tell me this

    Well, they had it when I was there. And Alpha 3 and Gauntlet Legends(responsible for bankrupting more students than Ybor City).

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sipex wrote: »
    Flirt with the nearest person of the gender you prefer.

    Then post to tell us how it turned out.

    Nothing like fear and forced confinement to bring two people together.

    This works, it's how I met my first wife.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    > Search ye pornsites

    Upon closer examination, you have found tits.

    > Remove my robe and wizard hat

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If your student center has tables or chairs or couches: build a fort!

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ps cnn says the guy is caught

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CNN also told me the foundations of the economy were strong

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    > Search ye pornsites

    Upon closer examination, you have found tits.

    > Remove my robe and wizard hat

    Your robe and wizard hat have absconded!

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    wait where in the marshall center could you play mvc2 at

    why did no one tell me this

    Well, they had it when I was there. And Alpha 3 and Gauntlet Legends(responsible for bankrupting more students than Ybor City).

    oh in that shitty little arcade that i only went ot once

    right

    also i don't even think it'd be there anymore since the whole damn place got remodeled to look more futuristic

  • SipexSipex Registered User
    edited October 2009
    CNN also held friends in high regard, I don't trust them for a second.

    edit; Confused CNN news for CNN the station.

    Oh well, they're a bunch of lying bastards either way. Except when they're not.

    Horseshoe wrote:
    I've got good news and bad news about 6th level, That Guy. The good news is that Forbiddance spell allows you to prevent enemies different alignment from entering a consecrated area, which is actually useful! The bad news is that the only other new sixth level spell makes lunch for everybody. Guess which one the party is going to expect you to cast.
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This happened at my school three times.

    Each time, it was a toy gun.

    Once, it was even a green plastic water gun.

    This may not apply to you -- stay safe -- but something is badly wrong with our campus authorities.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    wait where in the marshall center could you play mvc2 at

    why did no one tell me this

    Well, they had it when I was there. And Alpha 3 and Gauntlet Legends(responsible for bankrupting more students than Ybor City).

    oh in that shitty little arcade that i only went ot once

    right

    also i don't even think it'd be there anymore since the whole damn place got remodeled to look more futuristic

    Yeah, it was in the basement behind the radio station.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    wait where in the marshall center could you play mvc2 at

    why did no one tell me this

    Well, they had it when I was there. And Alpha 3 and Gauntlet Legends(responsible for bankrupting more students than Ybor City).

    oh in that shitty little arcade that i only went ot once

    right

    also i don't even think it'd be there anymore since the whole damn place got remodeled to look more futuristic

    Yeah, it was in the basement behind the radio station.

    ohhhhh, that's where that shit was

    I never actually found it

    also, I haven't been there since it was remodeled

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Have an argument about whether you could karate chop the guy in half before he could shoot any of you

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Masturbate furiously... into your spaghetti-os

  • ThePrimmThePrimm Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    ps cnn says the guy is caught

    so in about three hours he will be allowed to leave

  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Set up elaborate traps made of paint cans and Christmas ornaments

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Have an argument about whether you could karate chop the guy in half before he could shoot any of you

    >After a heated discussion, you realize that you could not, in fact, karate chop the guy at all. Your hands are gnarled pieces of flab and bone, it's a miracle you can ever open a door with you calloused, arthritic nubs.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    Set up elaborate traps made of paint cans and Christmas ornaments

    > It's not Christmas!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CNN also has this to say:

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    NEW YORK (CNN) -- Rapper and actor Clifford Smith, better known to fans as Method Man, was arrested Monday and faces charges of failing to pay taxes, the district attorney in Richmond County, New York, said.

    Clifford Smith, better known as Method Man, failed to file tax returns and owes $33,000, authorities say.

    Smith, 38, owes the state nearly $33,000 for New York State income tax returns that he did not file between 2004 and 2007, district attorney Daniel Donovan Jr. said in a statement.

    The Grammy-winning rapper, an original member of the Wu-Tang Clan, was arrested at his home on Staten Island. He faces a felony charge of repeated failure to file taxes and a misdemeanor charge of failure to pay tax.

    The felony carries a sentence of up to four years in prison.

    Smith was to appear at an arraignment in Staten Island Criminal Court on Monday.

    Smith's attorney Peter Frankel was not immediately available to comment.

    Shady guy with lazy eye, indeed.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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