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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i'm just gonna bring up this whole party

    live puppies

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Chanus wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    apparently, according to twitter the guy that isn't in custody has a puppy as a hostage or something

    National Lampoon's College Gunman?


    (Yeah, I know I'm late to the party)

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like puppies

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  • DarmakDarmak If someone is reading this... I must have failed.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    natek wrote: »
    I like puppies

    kittens are better

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    I like puppies

    kittens are better

    GO TO HELL ASSHOLE!

    kittens make me sneeze

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  • DarmakDarmak If someone is reading this... I must have failed.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    stop snorting them

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So is the puppy safe or what? Don't leave us hanging.

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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    as far as i know the puppy is safe

    USF gave the all clear and didnt mention the puppy again...

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    judy genshaft ate the puppy

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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    nice

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    did I die

    what a silly day

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I've never eaten dog

    the joke is that Lost lives in Korea, so she must have eaten dog before

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I missed this thread?

    What is it about now? Dead puppies?

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    did I die

    what a silly day
    this thread was made for you man where were you

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I missed this thread?

    What is it about now? Dead puppies?

    also racism

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Kill whitey.

    Am I doing it right?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    4 awesome incidents today

    Guy with a gun at the library
    guy who claimed to have a bomb on a bus
    fire
    and guy with a hunting knife and a puppy


    guy with the gun was a hoax it seems. Current theories are dodging a test and so that they could record the police response (growing trend)

    guy with the bomb is a stupid fucker who doesn't know what "wrong moment for a high-larious joke" means

    fire was real? who cares fires are boring in comparison

    guy with knife and puppy was real. Except that that guy is on campus EVERY day with that knife. He just carries it around. The puppy was new though. And yes he did have a puppy

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    is

    the puppy

    alright?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Well he was fixed, so it depends on your point of view.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I hadn't heard


    I love how the text message that went out identified the color of the puppy

    like it was for identification purposes

    a black puppy

    like if there was another dude with a cowboy hat and a black tank top and a huge fucking hunting knife and a yellow puppy you should leave him alone because that's not the dude

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it could have been his twin, dude

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if only their puppies were the same it coulda been the perfect crime

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well it's good to see usf in the news at least

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    I hadn't heard


    I love how the text message that went out identified the color of the puppy

    like it was for identification purposes

    a black puppy

    like if there was another dude with a cowboy hat and a black tank top and a huge fucking hunting knife and a yellow puppy you should leave him alone because that's not the dude

    this puppy is not gregarious!

    never mind, this is the wrong puppy

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SE++ knows what to do in any crisis: Toke/shit on/fuck whatever you can, as fast as you can, as hard as you can.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • StaxeonStaxeon Registered User
    edited October 2009
    That seems right, just needs more "fuck" in it.

    *Also "wang".

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  • TiBTiB Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Trillian wrote: »
    Masturbate furiously while crying into your spaghetti-os

    http://cryingwhileeating.com/

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    SE++ knows what to do in any crisis: Toke/shit on/fuck whatever you can, as fast as you can, as hard as you can.

    I took a nap (it was my lunch break) when the VT campus was on lockdown from that asshole killing people a few years ago.

    My boss came and woke me up when we were released from campus.

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    here, if you guys want updates

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    USF wrote:
    UPDATE - 3:29 P.M.

    White male subject seen in Cooper Hall area in black tank top, cowboy hat, carrying black puppy and large hunting knife. Officers in route.

    Entire Tampa campus remains on alert. Stay inside. Lock doors. Report any suspicious activity.

    Check back for updates.

    I know this is probably late but

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Like

    Cowboy hat, holding a puppy, and trying to shoot people with a rifle

    What?

    gnodab wrote: »
    There is nothing quite like smashing a bullhorn so hard in the ass with a supersledge that its head explodes.
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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    like

    it says he has a knife, not a rifle

    what?

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Whoops, read that as rifle.

    Knife rifle?

    I dont know!

    It's too fucking early.

    gnodab wrote: »
    There is nothing quite like smashing a bullhorn so hard in the ass with a supersledge that its head explodes.
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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." FireSideWizardRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Was it zombies? I hope it was zombies.

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    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    knifle


    it was a knifle

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What do they classify as "large hunting knife"?

    It's Florida, so I'm sure they have more lax laws on this than other places.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What do they classify as "large hunting knife"?

    It's Florida, so I'm sure they have more lax laws on this than other places.

    if its bigger than a bread box, its large

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bread comes in a box?

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bread comes in a box?

    heh, yeah all the time

    where do you live, backwards, USA?

    do cars drive people?

    does food eat you?

    does the internet search you?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No, usually I see bread in plastic bags, or paper bags.

    I do see bread products in boxes, like doughnuts.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck me I want some donuts

    right the fuck now

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    No, usually I see bread in plastic bags, or paper bags.

    I do see bread products in boxes, like doughnuts.

    A breadbox is the receptacle on the counter for storing bread in such a manner that it doesn't get stale. (as fast)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadbox

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