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[CHAOS] In the spring, in the time when kings go off to war (Audience participation!)

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Are those... heroes?

    Sorry, allow me.

    The pitchforks are peasants. You can kill them to take their token.
    The green rocks are warpstone. They count as a corruption counter.
    Crowns are nobles. They increase the value of an area by 1.
    The Twin-Tailed comet is an event icon. Their purpose is context-sensitive, and varies almost solely depending on the old-world card drawn. In this case, Norse Reavers.

    Also there will be heroes, which are swords, and kill one model per turn of the highest threat demon in there, and Skaven, which are red triangular glyphs, which reduce the resistance of areas by 1.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon a Bloodletter (warrior) to the Empire.

    Blood for the Blood God!

    7 -> 5 PP

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon Plaguebearer (Warrior) (1/1) in epidemic mode to Estalia for 1 PP.

    5/6 PP Remaining.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tzeentch is up.

    And... what does "epidemic mode" mean?

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Plauges have a tendency to cause epidemics.

    But you're too busy killing everything to realize that. We understand.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Tzeentch is up.

    And... what does "epidemic mode" mean?

    There's no such thing as summoning something "In X Mode." There are no modes. It's just likely that plaguebearer is going to... well, bear plague. In a fluff sense.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    But... epidemics aren't bloody. Why would anyone want to kill people that way?

    Also, good read from the developer here about the inspirations for this game.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    In that case, I hereby declare that all of my Bloodletters for the entire game will be summoned in Battle mode, ready to fight!

    Blood for the Blood God!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also, all Skaven tokens will be summoned in Beast Mode.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm hoping that put Tzeentch and Slaneesh between a rock and a pus filled bag of ooze. Blood for the Blood God! (You don't want my blood, it'll upset your stomach. :mrgreen:)

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Also, all Skaven tokens will be summoned in Beast Mode.
    Wait, now I'm confused, wasn't Rattrap one of the [strike]good[/strike] annoying ones?

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The hell are Skaven? Look this is a serious thread and we can't have you cluttering it up with talk of fairy tales.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Are they bloody when they are stabbed? If so, I like them.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You can't stab stories Khorne.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    You can't stab stories Khorne.

    I've heard plenty a tale of people being saved from stabbings by carrying a heavy book of some sort.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh Nurgle, Nurgle, foolish Nurgle. Are you so proud, my most hated foe Nurgle to step foot in a land containing the warp stones so precious to me? And with such hostility. The cost for interfering with my plans is grave and so I banish you to the distant land of Norsca.

    Play Card: Teleport on Estalia for 1 PP, targeting Nurgle's Plaguebearer there and moving it to Norsca.

    5/6 PP Remaining

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sorry for the slow reply guys, my computer decided to die (posting from a friend's while I fix my own).

    Of all the god damn luck.

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon a Seductress to Kislev

    5/6 PP remaining

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    BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sorry for the slow reply guys, my computer decided to die (posting from a friend's while I fix my own).

    Of all the god damn luck.
    I would think you of all beings would be alright with the change.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bitstream wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sorry for the slow reply guys, my computer decided to die (posting from a friend's while I fix my own).

    Of all the god damn luck.
    I would think you of all beings would be alright with the change.

    His computer does indeed have some pretty nice speakers.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Summon Bloodletter (warrior) to Kislet for 2 PP.

    3/7 PP

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Plague Touch - 0 - The defense value of each enemy figure in this region is reduced by 1, to a minimum of 1.

    Play it at Estalia.

    Are you certain you wish to play with me, dear Tznee? Is it worth your while? Did you see this coming? Your followers rot in such lovely, unexpected ways. Please, send more and let me have a taste of what Khorne so adores.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Unofficial Summary of Events:
    Round 1
    Khorne summons warrior at Empire.
    Nurgle summons warrior at Estalia.
    Tzneetch Teleports Nurgle warrior from Estalia to Norsca.
    Slaneesh summons cultist at Kislev.

    Round 2
    Khorne summons warrior at Kislev.
    Nurgle hits Estalia with a touch of the plague. Estalia is at its chaos power card limit.

    Khorne: 3/7
    Nurgle 5/6
    Tzneetch 5/6
    Slaneesh 5/6

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Edit: Ack never mind estalia is at its magic limit...*whistles*

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Edit: *whistle* I'll help you hide it, brotha. So, care to take your business elsewhere?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    I thought only two cards could be played per region?

    Yeah, I was being daft.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Did either of those cards played have a magic icon?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Did either of those cards played have a magic icon?

    Nope.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So... coming my way?

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Did either of those cards played have a magic icon?

    Jealous? Teleport might have, he reworded it himself. The cards with magic are marked by (cost)M in the googledocs he sent out. Thematically, Teleport is probably magical.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Did either of those cards played have a magic icon?

    Nope.

    Really? A non-magical teleport? What, did you invent transporters Tzeentch? That's pretty impressive.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You expect a touch of the plague to effect my plans? Foolish Nurgle.

    The Meddling of Skaven - 1 - When you play this card, choose an opponent with figures in this region. That player must discard 2 chaos cards from their hand.

    Play on Kislev targeting Slaanesh.

    4/6 PPs left.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Did either of those cards played have a magic icon?

    Nope.

    Really? A non-magical teleport? What, did you invent transporters Tzeentch? That's pretty impressive.

    It's just a minor thing for Tzeentch ya know, no need for a magic symbol on it.

    From now on I'm just going to copy-paste the spell descriptions so there are no confusions as to there being a magic symbol or not.

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Are discards public?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dunedainjedi wrote: »
    Are discards public?

    They should be I believe? I dunno, probably should ask rend.

    Which means I should also have a visible discard.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'd say so, but I'm no expert. You make a discard pile whenever you play spells, which are public information.

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So Khorne you want war? Is there is no quenching your lust of violence?

    Field of Ecstasy - 2 - None of the figures in this region roll battle dice this round

    Rave in Kislev

    3/7PP left

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I figure I'll move it along. Doesn't effect my discard anyway.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hmm, looks like you've started quite the party indeed. Which way will Khorne swing now? I'm skimming the rulebook now.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Edit: My reading comprehension tonight is terrible.

    Re-editing n my discard:

    Dazzle - 2M - During the corruption phase, one cultist in this region belonging to each of your opponents does not count for corruption token placement.

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