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Critical failures in thinking.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Singularity Engine++
I decided to send this to my bosses.


I was looking over the desk to see if there are any devices kicking around that need to be put away when I noticed something rather disturbing on Mike’s desk. There’s roughly 8 coffee cups there, all half drank, that have been sitting there for god knows how long. There’s an odor as well. My first reaction was to email him and ask him what the hell his major malfunction is, but I figure I’d leave that pleasure to you.

Seriously, what the hell?


The real thing that irks me is that everyone is always on the defensive for this shit too. "But he's a nice guy". "Come on, it was a simple mistake". No, no it's not. Simple mistakes are usually caused by forgetting to dot an I.

This however, this is a fucking science experiment. Mold and shit grows in coffee after time. Why isn't there some fucking clause in law that lets us simply beat these people? Or drown them?

Good fucking lord. I shouldn't have to deal with this shit at my pay grade...

Meiz on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this thread

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you should have talked to him yourself

    fucking tattletale

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    passive aggressive

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    now after reading the OP

    really faggo

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    why don't you go over to mike and tell him to clean his cups

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Here's my impression of my officemate every morning:

    :\/

    :|

    :\/

    :|

    :\/

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    how much do you make meiz?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man the fuck up and tell him to his face to move his goddam mess.

    Don't go telling on him to your boss. What the fuck?

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

    SOME CUNT LEFT HIS COFFEE CUPS ON HIS DESK

    I GET PAYED TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU PIGFUCKER


    BOSSES! CUMHERE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Meiz whatever you make you don't deserve that much if you're afraid of confronting people over petty bullshit

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm just kidding, he's all right.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    meiz thread

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    meiz thread

    ouch zing burn heyo

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    I decided to send this to my bosses.


    I was looking over the desk to see if there are any devices kicking around that need to be put away when I noticed something rather disturbing on Mike’s desk. There’s roughly 8 coffee cups there, all half drank, that have been sitting there for god knows how long. There’s an odor as well. My first reaction was to email him and ask him what the hell his major malfunction is, but I figure I’d leave that pleasure to you.

    Seriously, what the hell?


    The real thing that irks me is that everyone is always on the defensive for this shit too. "But he's a nice guy". "Come on, it was a simple mistake". No, no it's not. Simple mistakes are usually caused by forgetting to dot an I.

    This however, this is a fucking science experiment. Mold and shit grows in coffee after time. Why isn't there some fucking clause in law that lets us simply beat these people? Or drown them?

    Good fucking lord. I shouldn't have to deal with this shit at my pay grade...

    Somebody works for the federal government.

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CRITICAL FAILURES

    LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDED A PHOENIX DOWN
    Spoiler:

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread King of the Forest Camphor TreeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sound like his business is his business

    I mean, that shit isn't affecting you in any way, unless your desk happens to be adjacent to his

    Telling this to the bosses probably gave them a huge collective eyeroll

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    At least you have a job.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited October 2009
    critical failures in thinking:
    Meiz wrote:
    D90N_main.jpg

    Burgandy would be hot.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Who mistook this steak for chicken.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Ironic thread title.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oden wrote: »
    why don't you go over to mike and tell him to clean his cups

    If you can't realize that "hmmm, perhaps these moldy cups of coffee on my desk when we're on a client site isn't a really good idea", then you're a fucking idiot.

    Why should I be the one to tell him when all I'm going to risk is a 5 minute rant about how disgusting he is with our client in earshot? Besides, I'm his peer. As much as I'd love to tear him a new one in common fucking sense, I don't anymore. Specifically because my bosses have told me not to.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Word.
    Spoiler:

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    critical failures in thinking:
    Meiz wrote:
    D90N_main.jpg

    Burgandy would be hot.

    ahahahaha :^:

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh my god old coffee in the office

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one time I sent an email to my boss complaining about an extremely trivial thing my co-worker does and expecting them to punish him for it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just pooped and it felt great

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought this thread was going to be about juggalos.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    critical failures in thinking:
    Meiz wrote:
    D90N_main.jpg

    Burgandy would be hot.

    ahahahaha :^:

    When Meiz dies, that is going on his headstone.

    Color photo and all.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Hey Meiz

    are you fed gov't or are you a consultant?

    Cause consultants are usually educated, but most fed gov't people never got past highschool and have their jobs cause they know french.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    critical failures in thinking:

    Meiz wrote:
    Burgandy would be hot.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love when you poop and you go to wipe your butt and there's nothing there

    Clean poops own

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that's a Flawless Victory, Dr. F

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    services I recommend: tonx coffee *highly recommended* | everlane
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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I love when you poop and you go to wipe your butt and there's nothing there

    Clean poops own

    Flawless Victory

    Edit: A smidge too late

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    our kinda creepy office guy is back after traveling for a couple of weeks

    now I'm back to my standard response of "No, _____, I really don't want a hug/backrub/to hear about your bitch of a wife right now, thanks!"

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one time I sent an email to my boss complaining about an extremely trivial thing my co-worker does and expecting them to punish him for it

    i'd be interesting in reading about the incident in a thread and subsequent douchery

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    I love when you poop and you go to wipe your butt and there's nothing there

    Clean poops own

    Flawless Victory

    owned

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meiz your OP makes you sound like a pretty massive whiny cuntbag.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The last line is what really seals the deal.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one time I sent an email to my boss complaining about an extremely trivial thing my co-worker does and expecting them to punish him for it

    Are you daft?

    What is it exactly that you do as a job?

    When you're representing a company and are working on a client's premesis, you don't leave perishables around to the point where they grow moldy and start stinking up the joint.

    If you think that shit's trivial, you're a fucking moron.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Meiz your OP makes you sound like a pretty massive whiny cuntbag.

    Ottawa turns people into these

    It's not really his fault, something in the water turns people's brains off and people who aren't used to it can get very aggravated

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