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The En[CHAT]ed magical prancing gibbering faeries

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Agentflit wrote: »
    I'm in a dance class with 12 girls, it's a little booby.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's cuteugly! :)

    d'awwww

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited October 2009
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You said there would be boobs. One does not simply walk in to boobs.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am I the only person that wants to gain weight?

    Edit: Boobs.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Am I the only person that wants to gain weight?

    Nope.


    Oh man, I just rediscovered The Cranberries. So good.


    But don't let that disrupt you from talking about boobs.

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  • geckonidaegeckonidae Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Am I the only person that wants to gain weight?

    Edit: Boobs.

    I'm trying to lose wight but I think I've gained a little, my partner is trying to gain weight but I think has lost some.

    and at least one of us has boobs

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Agentflit wrote: »
    This is why I cook my own food


    But damn my cooking is better than heroin

    Whoa whoa, are you thinking what I'm thinking?


    [strike]MAKEOVER![/strike] COOK OFF!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    MAKEOVER-OFF!

    Who wants to see something creepy (and related to my work)?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCLBG9KeX4

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tynic, what kind of job do you have?

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm a researcher at a university, and I make robots based on insect physiology/behaviours.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User, Strip Search regular
    edited October 2009
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    We're supposed to be talking about boobs here. And/or weightloss, it seems. Which are kind of related! I've lost 20 lbs over the past couple years and I'm almost down to a b-cup which is pretty nice :> While I can definitely appreciate some rude titties, I prefer my moderately impolite ones.

    10 lbs to go, but I don't think I'll make any progress till I'm done with my grad school applications. Not enough time to work out regularly.
    Spoiler:

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Well I can talk about my boobs too.

    I mean I've never weighed them. But I think they have a bit of heft. A bit of presence. A bit of Helga-esque Hausfrau Monobosom, if you know what I mean.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh great. Now I have to be afraid of moths destroying planet earth too?

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    tynic all I got out of that video was that we can put moths into giant robots and they'll wreak havoc or something.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    well yeah but it will probably be entirely incidental havoc

    just knocking buildings over with their mechawings as they fly straight towards the moon

    never to be heard from again.

    Moths are pretty dumb.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously, who came up with the idea for mothra? Moths have wings that are destroyed if you touch them gently, Godzilla has atomic fire breath.

    IT'S MOTHRA WE MUST FLEoh too late.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Speaking of surprisingly dumb animals: what the fuck is up with owls?

    Mascot for the Greek goddess of wisdom and they can barely stay on the branch because they're too stupid.

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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tynic there is a bully at my school who I want to get revenge on. Can you help me plant a bug in the part of his brain that controls the anal sphincter so that I can make him shit himself using a remote trigger? I am willing to pay up to $20 USD, it could be like a commission for you.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah, I think the greeks really missed the boat on that one.

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    Maybe they'd never actually seen an owl?

    edit:
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    Tynic there is a bully at my school who I want to get revenge on. Can you help me plant a bug in the part of his brain that controls the anal sphincter so that I can make him shit himself using a remote trigger? I am willing to pay up to $20 USD, it could be like a commission for you.

    ...

    ... yeah, sure, I'll give that a shot. I mean, it probably won't come to anything. But if it works - Nobel prize, right there.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited October 2009
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    Tynic there is a bully at my school who I want to get revenge on. Can you help me plant a bug in the part of his brain that controls the anal sphincter so that I can make him shit himself using a remote trigger? I am willing to pay up to $20 USD, it could be like a commission for you.

    "This could be great exposure for you / would make a nice portfolio piece / may lead to further work in the future" etc. etc.

    :winky:
    Spoiler:

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    don't worry, I know he's full of lies. Trippy is the school bully.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    It is physically impossible for me to gain weight, it seems.

    I have eaten 5000 calorie shakes for lunch for a period of time and ended up losing weight.

    I am six foot one inch and I weigh 120 lbs.

    So I am probably lower on the body mass index than any girl here!

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Ladies.

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MOTHS PEOPLE THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh I love this.

    The quiet of page 99.

    As people sit at their desks, waiting.

    Plotting with each other.

    To post combos to achieve greatness.

    You could cut the suspense with a knife that was made to cut allegories

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've realised I will never win a chat thread, ever. So, you know. Why even try.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Something about moths?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I've realised I will never win a chat thread, ever. So, you know. Why even try.

    Because life is about a journey, not the destination. It's not so important that you grabbed the stars, but that you dared to reach for them in the first place. Nobody likes to lose, but winning isn't the most important thing. Maintaining excellence, sportsmanship, and a positive attitudes are.


    Asshole.

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited October 2009
    How does one win a chat thread? Post more inane bullshit than the rest of the nerds? Or some other means?



    Completely unrelated, this is good by the way: www.regretsy.com

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    You have post 2475 be your own

    WiiU: munkusbeaver
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Least Favorite Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm a researcher at a university, and I make robots based on insect physiology/behaviours.

    The hard part is trying to keep the robots from hiding under the stove when you turn on the lights

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've realised I will never win a chat thread, ever. So, you know. Why even try.

    Because life is about a journey, not the destination. It's not so important that you grabbed the stars, but that you dared to reach for them in the first place. Nobody likes to lose, but winning isn't the most important thing. Maintaining excellence, sportsmanship, and a positive attitudes are.


    Asshole.

    Well I did grab the stars. That's why I'm not allowed within 500 metres of Uma Thurman's house.

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Go on then, someone.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Will I win this time?

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    *golf clap*

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FINALLY!!!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm a researcher at a university, and I make robots based on insect physiology/behaviours.

    The hard part is trying to keep the robots from hiding under the stove when you turn on the lights

    I'm going to make little multi-legged things with a couple of big photodiodes wired straight into the legs and just scatter them around people's offices.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Least Favorite Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm a researcher at a university, and I make robots based on insect physiology/behaviours.

    The hard part is trying to keep the robots from hiding under the stove when you turn on the lights

    I'm going to make little multi-legged things with a couple of big photodiodes wired straight into the legs and just scatter them around people's offices.

    You really need to continue your studies over here so that I can build torture rigs for you

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