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the real black gold, dogg

scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Singularity Engine++
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I'm as stiff as granite, here, but how hard does coffee get you?

Things Coffee Goes Well With:
• Cigarettes
• Cigarettes
• Cigarettes
• Toast
• Eggs
• Orange Juice
• Black Cocks
• Morning Newspaper

Things Coffee Doesn't Need:
• Sugar
• Cream
• Your Whiny Bitchass

There are many ways to make coffee, and everyone seems to think their faggot face has a method that makes better coffee. They're wrong, of course. I stick to the french press and the percolator! My favorite thing about the percolator is that it works great when you're out camping. My favorite thing about the french press is that it doesn't leave any waste behind (and you can compost coffee grounds!).

Let us discuss our addiction to and need for this fantastic black stuff.

For example:
"I don't like coffee because it tastes bitter. I'd rather just drink my friend's ejaculate when I wake up." — Butters
"I know what you mean, dogg, the only way I can drink coffee is if it's half sugar!" — Talon "Jizzmop" Valdez
"Get the fuck out, faggots." — Clint motherfucking Eastwood, because he is a man, and real men drink coffee.

Now seriously let's enjoy us some coffee.

scarlet st. on
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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Woah now.

    Coffee needs some sugar/milk

    Otherwise it just comes off as a poor mans tea

    Ya I said it


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "I like my coffee like I like my women."

    "Hot and Black?"

    "No, cold and bitter."

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A 20 oz cup of coffee and cigs is the best breakfast

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Woah now.

    Coffee needs some sugar/milk

    Otherwise it just comes off as a poor mans tea

    Ya I said it

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU

    fuck waiting 8 fucking seconds to post!

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Woah now.

    Coffee needs some sugar/milk

    Otherwise it just comes off as a poor mans tea

    Ya I said it

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    they should make a game like persona 4

    someone should make a majorly americanized person 4

    try to forget the fact that it would probably suck, and imagine it would actually totally be great

    i wish persona games were good, basically

    good to play

  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i just wanna play breakfast club but with dialogue options

  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ack wrote: »
    i just wanna play breakfast club but with dialogue options

    you know what would've have turned breakfast club from a good movie to a great movie?

    a black kid

  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    breakfast club already is a great movie

    it's the finest pure teen movie

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have tried to like coffee repeatedly. Every year or so, I try it again.

    I prefer tea though. Earl Grey tea is especially wonderful. If you allow it to cool down or ice it, it is amazing that way too.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Woah now.

    Coffee needs some sugar/milk

    Otherwise it just comes off as a poor mans tea

    Ya I said it

    this is pure bullshit

    however, it just so happens I much prefer tea these days
    picked up some really good coconut pouchong yesterday as well as some russian caravan tea which is basically an earl gray with less bergamot
    I also frequently drink jasmine and mint green teas
    and I pretty much strictly buy loose leaf these days, much better

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have been known to make some bitchin' iced coffee. Fuck Starbucks.

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ack wrote: »
    breakfast club already is a great movie

    it's the finest pure teen movie

    finest pure racist teen movie

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just started drinking coffee within the past couple of weeks

    I'm enjoying this development, although I still lay the cream and sugar on pretty heavy

    I'm sure I'll adjust soon, I used a lot of honey when I switched to black tea initially too

  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I am a latte-sipper.

    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited October 2009
    covered in BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ack wrote: »
    breakfast club already is a great movie

    it's the finest pure teen movie

    finest pure racist teen movie

    white teen pals just hangin out

    persona 5

    set it in a real city

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've got a Keurig, it's pretty awesome for coffee since I'm the only one drinking it. I've got a French press and grinder, but I usually save those for special occasions.

    sites: personal | tumblr | abracadaniel dot com | coolguy.me
    services I recommend: tonx coffee *highly recommended* | everlane
    Secret Satan Wishlists: Regular List Coffee Stuff
    FUNTENDO DS BROCODE: 2337-4364-1683
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i was thinking about how everybody in persona 4 is super fashionable and in my head i was thinking

    you have one year to solve the williamsburg murders with your pals at williamsburg high

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ack wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    breakfast club already is a great movie

    it's the finest pure teen movie

    finest pure racist teen movie

    white teen pals just hangin out

    persona 5

    set it in a real city

    would you make this game less grindy? Also replace the soundtrack with stuff from Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift and all

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    thought this thread was going to be about hashish

    was so disappointed

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a very frustrating relationship with caffiene

    it does nothing to perk me up and make me more energetic

    but I'll be damned if I can fall asleep if I'd had any in the last 5 or so hours

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

    too bad you have no soul

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If there was someone around who drank coffee, I might try to like it. There isn't though. My wife, who formerly drank several mugs of coffee a day, and a pot a day at times, now drinks decaf. She had to give up caffeine for a while, while doctors were trying to diagnose her stomach problems. I don't think she has to anymore, but she weaned herself off of caffeine, and thinks it would be a waste to go back.

    A friend of ours drinks it black, with nothing in it. That blows my mind.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    thought this thread was going to be about hashish

    was so disappointed

    hello!

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    filter coffee doesn't taste that good withiut milk, to me
    Mocca though?
    wonderful stuff!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

    maybe he just hates cleaning it out

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i like my coffee like i like my women

    black and full of bitterness?
    blonde and sweet?

    i drink any kind

    french press coffee is the best

  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    breakfast club already is a great movie

    it's the finest pure teen movie

    finest pure racist teen movie

    white teen pals just hangin out

    persona 5

    set it in a real city

    would you make this game less grindy? Also replace the soundtrack with stuff from Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift and all


    obviously just let characters you aren't using autogrind

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

    too bad you have no soul

    damn right

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    water strained through dirt is not my cup of water strained through compost

    coffee beans aren't dirt..

    too bad they taste like it

    ah, this explains so much
    apparently someone drugged you and replaced your tongue with a cat's butthole

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It is a shame, because my wife knows how make all kinds of awesome coffee stuff, from her barista days.

    (i'm talking to myself i guess)

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    filter coffee doesn't taste that good withiut milk, to me
    Mocca though?
    wonderful stuff!

    sc.jpgsc.jpg
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

    maybe he just hates cleaning it out

    1. scoop out coffee with a spoon
    2. rinse with hot water

    you're fucking done

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the hell would you save a french press for special occasions

    maybe he just hates cleaning it out

    Plus I'm usually only drinking coffee first thing in the morning on the way to work, so just dropping a K-cup into the maker is faster. By special occasions I mean weekends with a nice breakfast, or after-dinner coffee and dessert.

    That said, French press coffee is damn tasty.

    sites: personal | tumblr | abracadaniel dot com | coolguy.me
    services I recommend: tonx coffee *highly recommended* | everlane
    Secret Satan Wishlists: Regular List Coffee Stuff
    FUNTENDO DS BROCODE: 2337-4364-1683
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    i like my coffee like i like my women

    black and full of bitterness?
    blonde and sweet?

    i drink any kind

    french press coffee is the best

    ground up and in the freezer

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