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F*cking the Peach, and other stories.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Boy gives girl boners
    There is something wrong here...

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    I was afraid this was going to become some sort of pixellated ranger thread.

    Good on you, G&T.

    Did you see the last few pages

    It was this close

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    PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For being so awful, you guys sure talk about Twilight a lot.

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    ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pancake wrote: »
    For being so awful, you guys sure talk about Twilight a lot.

    It's like watching two trains collide into each other in slow motion. It's horrific, but you can't help but watch.

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    l337CrappyJackl337CrappyJack Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    For being so awful, you guys sure talk about the Holocaust a lot.

    YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I WENT THERE AND I MEANT IT.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is not a Twilight or Godwin thread. More hot video game chicks, please.
    I personally chalk the whole thing up to the fact that Video Games are not considered "art" yet. You can't thing something is beautiful until society agree with you that it's ok now.

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    DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

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    DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

    But I enjoy the D: sooo much.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Someone brought up romance novels earlier and it got me to thinking: the imagination is a huge part of why text and 2D images can come across as sexier or more beautiful than 3D. When you leave everything to the imagination as in the case of text or everything but the image in the case of 2D pictures, you allow the viewer's imagination to fill in with their personal concepts of beauty. When you animate it or model it, it starts to erode that imagination until you end up with something that just doesn't match what the person finds attractive anymore. A 2D image of a sexy lady is really easy to do because the viewer will fill in the gaps while a fully fleshed out 3D model of a sexy lady with enough animations, polygons, flesh layers, hairs, and whatnot to make her come across as not only human but genuinely sexy is extremely tough to do.

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Someone brought up 2D sexier than 3D earlier and it got me to thinking: the imagination is a huge part of why CG movies and CGI (computer generated images) can come across as sexier or more beautiful than real life. When you leave everything but the image in the case of CGI or what they would look like in real life in the case of CG movies, you allow the viewer's imagination to fill in with their personal concepts of beauty. When you see it in real life and completely exposed, it starts to erode that imagination until you end up with something that just doesn't match what the person finds attractive anymore. A CGI of a sexy lady is really easy to do because the viewer will fill in the gaps while a fully fleshed out playboy magazine foldout of a sexy lady with enough powder, eye shadow, hair gel, air brushing, and whatnot to make her come across as not only human but genuinely sexy is extremely tough to do.

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    fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Drake wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

    But I enjoy the D: sooo much.

    ...

    And now I want to know!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't even know what point you're trying to make, PikaPuff

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CGI such as video games can be beautiful. You know. The topic of this thread.

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    DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Drake wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

    But I enjoy the D: sooo much.

    ...

    And now I want to know!

    Scroll down to this header, Breaking Dawn: The One With The Vampire Fucking.

    Set smileys to D:

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    CGI such as video games can be beautiful. You know. The topic of this thread.
    I'm confused, were you attacking me or something? Your post was poorly done and attached to a topic (attraction to real women) that has nothing to do with the topic at hand (finding beauty in traditional art versus video games).

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I thought the topic was only finding beauty in video games. My post isn't an attack on Opty, but more of using Opty's sound logic towards a different application.

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    ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Drake wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

    But I enjoy the D: sooo much.

    ...

    And now I want to know!

    Scroll down to this header, Breaking Dawn: The One With The Vampire Fucking.

    Set smileys to D:

    I don't know whether to laugh, or cry D:

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    PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Holy fuck Opty/PikaPuff mindmeld at the top of this page.

    Are ... are you guys Borg or something?

    And hey, segue into on-topicness:

    How many lonely nerds have engaged their warp drives to Seven of Nine?

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    Magus` wrote: »
    Just like homosexuality, pedophilia, or any other differentiating sexual interests it's merely a symptom of both your brain chemistry and to some extent your upbringing.
    I can see your point here, but I'm a little offended by this sentence. Heterosexuality also falls under this, of course, as do objectosexuality and more. There is a difference, though, between 'wrong' and 'weird'. I'm not sure that comparing this sort of thing to paedophilia is going to go anywhere - they are very separate.

    I figured it might seem like I'm equating the two, but I'm not. I apologize, however as it might seem that way.

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    fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Zerokku wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Drake wrote: »
    Have we gotten to the fucked up birth scene in the Twilight series? I always love it when the discussion gets there.

    God, lets not.

    But I enjoy the D: sooo much.

    ...

    And now I want to know!

    Scroll down to this header, Breaking Dawn: The One With The Vampire Fucking.

    Set smileys to D:

    I don't know whether to laugh, or cry D:

    You know, I don't know anything about Twighlight other than it has vampires and that Paramore band did some sort of song for it, and I only read that "Breaking Dawn: The One With The Vampire Fucking" part, but man, it sounded like the stupidest shit ever.

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    doesn't the thread title alone objectify women? fucking THE Peach? Shouldn't it just say "Fucking Peach"?

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It was a vague attempt at punning.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pretty vague because I don't see anything even vaguely pun related there

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It's a pun on her name being also an object.

    Also an incredibly obscure cross-reference to Sexing the Cherry by Jeanette Winterson.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    It's a pun on her name being also an object.

    Also an incredibly obscure cross-reference to Sexing the Cherry by Jeanette Winterson.

    So basically what you're telling us is we need a newer, better thread title?

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    Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    sadface

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Boo-uuuurns

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    SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    One important part of being an artform, I think, is progression.

    We've gone from this:

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    to this:

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    And beyond that, many different styles have developed. You have the photorealism of most triple A titles, the moving painting style of games like Okami or Muramasa: the demon blade, and more.

    In regards to eroticism in games, its no stranger than erotic novels, and smutty romance novels have been a lucrative and widespread market for centuries.

    So whatever gets you off is a-okay with me, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody that doesn't want to be hurt.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sepah wrote: »
    One important part of being an artform, I think, is progression.

    We've gone from this:

    final-fantasy-6.jpg

    to this:

    harley-quinn-arkham-asylum.jpg

    And beyond that, many different styles have developed. You have the photorealism of most triple A titles, the moving painting style of games like Okami or Muramasa: the demon blade, and more.

    In regards to eroticism in games, its no stranger than erotic novels, and smutty romance novels have been a lucrative and widespread market for centuries.

    So whatever gets you off is a-okay with me, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody that doesn't want to be hurt.

    This is pretty much my position as well

    I mean, I might not be your friend, and I might disapprove and perhaps mock you, but whatever gets you off ain't my business so why are you telling me anyway

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm pretty sure that Harley Quinn hurts children. Won't you think of the Children?

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    SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Houn wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that Harley Quinn hurts children. Won't you think of the Children?

    Is that who she is?

    Honestly, I was wondering myself. That, and kind of cringing. A little.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that Harley Quinn hurts children. Won't you think of the Children?

    Is that who she is?

    Honestly, I was wondering myself. That, and kind of cringing. A little.

    Somebody hasn't played the incredibly excellent Batman: Arkham Asylum.

    Rectify this good sir.

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    Professor SnugglesworthProfessor Snugglesworth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sepah wrote: »
    One important part of being an artform, I think, is progression.

    We've gone from this:

    Better example would be this:

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    to this:

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    SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hah! There are times where PS2 games are difficult to screencap.

    That is one of them.

    EDIT: Horrible top't. Better include some progression or something.

    So, we've gone from this...

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    To this..

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    Now, I'm not saying the older engine is devoid of artistic value, but it does make things trickier. Likewise, the newer engine gives you a lot more opportunities, I would say (at more cost).

    Incidentally, finding SCIV images not featuring copius T&A is tricky.

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    SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Eh, I thought about what game and character to use as an example of modern rendering. I settled on Harley because she's a sexually-charged character, but not as blatant as, say, Ivy.

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    Lara Croft from Tomb Raider: Legend would have been a good example as well. Nothing particularly erotic about her outfit, but what is concealed is left to the imagination, which does a far better job than anything modern computing can put out.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Incidentally, finding SCIV images not featuring copius T&A is tricky.

    Now that is irony

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Incidentally, finding SCIV images not featuring copius T&A is tricky.

    Now that is irony

    That is literally the opposite of irony.

    That is exactly what you would expect.

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    SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Incidentally, finding SCIV images not featuring copius T&A is tricky.

    Now that is irony

    That is literally the opposite of irony.

    That is exactly what you would expect.

    With these eight characters and destructible clothing modeled?

    soul-calibur-4-big-boobed-babes.jpg

    Yeah, pretty much.

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    why is everyone discussing "is games art" when that's not the topic of the thread?

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