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thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Though I don't know. I guess Satan doesn't have a birthday, being a Fallen Angel.

    But still, October birthdays are WEIRD and people who have them tend to be freaks.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    thread lies

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    So what you're saying is it's that time of the month for you?

    Edit: Dammit Preach

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

    We don't really have a timeline on when the heavenly hosts were created.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if anyone has ever Benny Hill'd group sex.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Wait, if Satan was born at the end of October, wouldn't God have been born in October?

    We don't really have a timeline on when the heavenly hosts were created.
    are you telling me I made this cake for nothing?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Woo. My internet went out on part 4 of Dead Air.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • MrMisterMrMister Valuing scholarship above all elseRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the more i learn about the universe the more earthly religions seem unbelievably juvenile

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if anyone has ever Benny Hill'd group sex.

    I'm sure feral has.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Leitner, nipples are supposed to point straight down.

    Come on.

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Mrs. MrMister

    CmgpQ.jpg
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    YES I AM A MAN AND SOMETIMES I OOZE FROM MY DING DONG!

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    One day the philosophy thread will reach 100 pages.

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    He was giving fake refunds so the money would have been accounted for as a refund until inventory was done and revealed stock differences, right?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    We called the police today, an officer came over. He took down some info, and asked to see one of the tapes. I showed him, he goes "Man that guy's slick", I told him we had 37 other instances and were still looking for more, he goes "Holy shit. Uh, sorry." Then we gave him some cookies and he said a detective would call in the next day or two.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    I think if I remember right he was ringing up gift cards or gift transactions that didn't actually take place to cover the till.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

    Or is she a he.

    /philosophy

    RonaldoTheGypsy.png
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Sorry, I thought it was just a thing we were doing.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    YES I AM A MAN AND SOMETIMES I OOZE FROM MY DING DONG!

    Well it wouldn't if you'd stop fucking thanatos, he gets around!

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    Also, I had a question, Matt:

    At the end of every shift don't you have to check the register to see if it's over or under? If so why wasn't this noticed?

    If you have already said why this is so forgive me.

    He was giving fake refunds so the money would have been accounted for as a refund until inventory was done and revealed stock differences, right?
    Partially. The other part is my boss is the one who counts the money, and for whatever reason he takes a really laissez-faire approach to the registers.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    So matt did you prosecute that kid yet?
    We called the police today, an officer came over. He took down some info, and asked to see one of the tapes. I showed him, he goes "Man that guy's slick", I told him we had 37 other instances and were still looking for more, he goes "Holy shit. Uh, sorry." Then we gave him some cookies and he said a detective would call in the next day or two.

    twenties only eh?

    coke or gambling?

    #someshit
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    YES I AM A WOMAN AND ONCE A MONTH I GET A VISIT FROM CAP'N BLOODSNATCH.

    Whoa you're a chick? I thought you were a gay guy. I am SERIOUS. I thought you were like a huge flamer.

    Yeah serious I thought mr. mister was like a gayer more philosophy centric eddy. He's a she?

    Or is she a he.

    /philosoraptor

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

    You should see a doctor about that.

    CmgpQ.jpg
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    The Philosophy thread draws me in once a month.

    It plays the role of giant glowing moon to my lycanthropy.

    Once a month eh? So you've got a brain period?

    I think that an excellent way to phrase it.

    Except some people seem to have a medical condition wherein their brain constantly ejects bloody non-intellectual waste.

    As opposed to the highly-intelligent type of waste?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

    Wait mike are you a guy? Now I'm all confused, I've seen your latin beat, I've seen the cabana pete, but now I don't know what I saw.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I haven't seen a good "car drives over a cliff and explodes" in a movie in a long time. It use to be every episode of every TV show had at least one car going off a cliff.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Mr^2 is a guy. He's just fucking with you. I thought the all caps would give it away.

    Wait mike are you a guy? Now I'm all confused, I've seen your latin beat, I've seen the cabana pete, but now I don't know what I saw.

    you've never seen my cabana!

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