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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This was definitely as much of a slap in the face to the former Bush administration as it is an award for Obama

    I can live with that

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This was definitely as much of a slap in the face to the former Bush administration as it is an award for Obama

    I have to agree with that. If anything, it really enforces how the international community viewed the U.S. when Bush was in office.

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Obama's done a lot to set the table for good things down the road, but I'd have to agree that this seems incredibly premature. Anyone have any idea who the other candidates were?

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jhunter46 wrote: »
    According to what I've read, nominations had to have been post marked by February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on the 20th. What did he do in less than two weeks to win a Nobel Prize?

    First black president I guess? Maybe?

    Is there some rule that says they couldn't vote for someone who hadn't been nominated?

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    Morbid FloristMorbid Florist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jhunter46 wrote: »
    According to what I've read, nominations had to have been post marked by February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on the 20th. What did he do in less than two weeks to win a Nobel Prize?

    First black president I guess? Maybe?

    This truly is boggling my mind..

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    geckahngeckahn Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »
    jhunter46 wrote: »
    According to what I've read, nominations had to have been post marked by February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on the 20th. What did he do in less than two weeks to win a Nobel Prize?

    First black president I guess? Maybe?

    Is there some rule that says they couldn't vote for someone who hadn't been nominated?

    getting nominated is not a difficult thing. it's not like the oscars.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, I'll me too on the "too soon, norway, too soon"

    I can see why he'd be nominated (race speech, disarmament talking, end gitmo/torture stuff), but he's short on accomplishments that aren't tied up in congress, and he's got a few shitty positions on the accountability scale of things.

    But really, wait until he's finished doing shit before you rank and award him for things. Give an award to the LHC folks who are trying to end war by destroying the human race! :lol:

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jhunter46 wrote: »
    According to what I've read, nominations had to have been post marked by February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on the 20th. What did he do in less than two weeks to win a Nobel Prize?

    First black president I guess? Maybe?
    [...] the Peace Prize should be awarded "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.
    So I'll go with the goodwill trips to other nations and the UN and the speeches given at those events. The talks with Iran leading to Iran shipping some (most?) of their nuclear stockpile off to Russia to have it refined to be fuel. The talks with Iran leading to Iran saying they will allow us to send in inspectors to view their nuclear facility. And the Lugar-Obama Nonproliferation legislation too.

    But you're probably right, it's because he's our first black president. For clarity's sake I'm not really sure he's really done enough in my mind to get the award, but it seems he meets the criteria and I'm not very familiar with the past recipients so I can't say how he compares to people that have received it in the past.

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    deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    *spits coffee all over keyboard and monitor*

    Wow, Norway, you guys really hate Fox news, huh?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jhunter46 wrote: »
    According to what I've read, nominations had to have been post marked by February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on the 20th. What did he do in less than two weeks to win a Nobel Prize?

    First black president I guess? Maybe?
    [...] the Peace Prize should be awarded "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.
    So I'll go with the goodwill trips to other nations and the UN and the speeches given at those events. The talks with Iran leading to Iran shipping some (most?) of their nuclear stockpile off to Russia to have it refined to be fuel. The talks with Iran leading to Iran saying they will allow us to send in inspectors to view their nuclear facility. And the Lugar-Obama Nonproliferation legislation too.

    But you're probably right, it's because he's our first black president. For clarity's sake I'm not really sure he's really done enough in my mind to get the award, but it seems he meets the criteria and I'm not very familiar with the past recipients so I can't say how he compares to people that have received it in the past.
    They gave it to Mother Teresa. Obama has done so much more than she ever did.

    They also gave it to Yasser Arafat, but people were much more optimistic about him back then.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    Toxin01Toxin01 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If I promise to end world hunger and make cars fly and run on hopes and dreams, can I get a nobel prize?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Toxin01 wrote: »
    If I promise to end world hunger and make cars fly and run on hopes and dreams, can I get a nobel prize?

    Maybe. Probably helps if you spend all your political capital to give healthcare to poor people after abolishing Bush fuckups and ushering in a new age of peace, all while dealing with the worst economy modern America has ever seen.

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Myths about the Nobel Peace Prize award process.
    • Myth: The prize is awarded to recognize efforts for peace, human rights and democracy only after they have proven successful.
    More often, the prize is awarded to encourage those who receive it to see the effort through, sometimes at critical moments.

    Good comment discussion going on about this on Ta-Nahesi's blog.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    This was definitely as much of a slap in the face to the former Bush administration as it is an award for Obama

    I have to agree with that. If anything, it really enforces how the international community viewed the U.S. when Bush was in office.

    This is 100% political, and pretty transparently so. The "rest of the world" believes they are doing us a favor. There's a lot of goodwill toward America here.

    Of course the reality is that this is going to cause massive problems domestically.

    I'm in support of it, but only because it's such a transparent means of affirming the "world's" support. I don't think that this will be helpful or meaningful in the long run unless a large, conservative portion of the population here in America suddenly forgets how to turn on their TV.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Toxin01 wrote: »
    If I promise to end world hunger and make cars fly and run on hopes and dreams, can I get a nobel prize?

    Maybe. Probably helps if you spend all your political capital to give healthcare to poor people after abolishing Bush fuckups and ushering in a new age of peace, all while dealing with the worst economy modern America has ever seen.

    Timothy Leary uncovers Sprial Energy, wins Nobel Prize for hardcoreness. More at 11.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Strange, strange strange. It will be hilarious if Obama announces more troops to Afghanistan now.

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This flat out sucks.


    What transparency? Sealing of torture memos? Gitmo still running? More wiretaps?

    Peace? How is afghanistan

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh you witty Spaniards...

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, I just realized that Obama is going to look super bad if it turns out he needs to send more troops. I wouldn't be surprised if the committee decided to award him with it to sort of persuade his upcoming decisions.

    Damn peace mongers, all underhandedly deciding the course of the future.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sending more troops to Afgahnistan is hardly not promoting peace. What do you think is going to happen if there are less?

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »

    Still, its worth it. Why?

    The conservatives are going to LOSE THEIR SHIT:lol:

    Truth

    The SE++ thread on this has some Fox news comments in their OP, if you want to see it begin.

    Front page, first line at RedState
    I did not realize the Nobel Peace Prize had an affirmative action quota for it, but that is the only thing I can think of for this news.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I just had someone ask me
    why should you give a prize to someone that assuages other governments by breaking protection treaties w/allies? You shouldn't.

    The only thing I can come up with here is that by "protection treaties w/ allies" she means "falling over ourselves to not piss off Israel." I'm left thinking "if we make Iran a less dangerous entity then Israel should throw a goddamned pizza party for us."

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PantsB wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »

    Still, its worth it. Why?

    The conservatives are going to LOSE THEIR SHIT:lol:

    Truth

    The SE++ thread on this has some Fox news comments in their OP, if you want to see it begin.

    Front page, first line at RedState
    I did not realize the Nobel Peace Prize had an affirmative action quota for it, but that is the only thing I can think of for this news.

    :rotate:

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    QuetzatcoatlQuetzatcoatl Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    On the bright side, maybe they can use the prize money to start paying off national debt.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    On the bright side, maybe they can use the prize money to start paying off national debt.
    Can he even accept the prize money, as a sitting President?

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I would not have given it to Obama. That being said, there are decent arguments to do so:

    - He (promised to) close Guantanamo. While he may not succeed in his set timeline, it seems underway.
    - He set up a retreat plan for Iraq.
    - He held talks with Iran, after which they agreed to have inspectors in their new facility, opening a path to diffuse a decade of saber rattling.
    - He has boosted the foreign view of the USA by an amazing degree (There was an article on this a few days ago), removing part of the Bush legacy.
    - His election has shown that the USA has changed. Even 30 years ago it would have been impossible. And at the start of the election cycle, people were quite skeptical still. (Not all Obama's doing, but he certainly helped)

    All of these seem fairly valid reasons to award the price.

    Downsides:
    - He is probably going to escalate the war in Afghanistan.
    - He doesn't appear to anything at all about Israel, which has become openly defiant of past agreements regarding settlements and the treatment of east-Jerusalem.

    Also, I agree that the Peace price probably needs to go.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dsmart wrote: »
    This flat out sucks.


    What transparency? Sealing of torture memos? Gitmo still running? More wiretaps?

    Peace? How is afghanistan

    What the hell are you talking about?

    He's opened records that were sealed under Bush

    He's released lots of torture records and photos, but not all

    He tried to close Gitmo but the republicans went all NOT IN AMURRICA BUDDY NO HUH DONT THINK SO

    More wiretaps? I'm pretty sure you just made that one up

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PantsB wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »

    Still, its worth it. Why?

    The conservatives are going to LOSE THEIR SHIT:lol:

    Truth

    The SE++ thread on this has some Fox news comments in their OP, if you want to see it begin.

    Front page, first line at RedState
    I did not realize the Nobel Peace Prize had an affirmative action quota for it, but that is the only thing I can think of for this news.

    Man, they skipped lolcelebrity and socialism and went straight to racism. I was expecting a better showing, to be honest.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Y'know. I hope those critical of this and capable of having their voices heard on TV or radio keep in mind this is the Nobel Prize committee's doing, and not Obama's. I don't doubt they're going to rail Obama for it though.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "The upside is the Nobel Prize committee that has had suspect selections in the past has just befuddled a lot of people across the world," said host Joe Scarborough.

    "I predict right now that he will find a way to basically turn it down," Time's Mark Halperin added . "I think he is going to say, I share this with the world or whatever. I don't think he'll embrace this. Because there is no upside."

    "The damage is done," Brzezinski responded.

    Damage? I didn't realize the Nobel Peace Prize was so damaging.

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    The Crowing OneThe Crowing One Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    "The upside is the Nobel Prize committee that has had suspect selections in the past has just befuddled a lot of people across the world," said host Joe Scarborough.

    "I predict right now that he will find a way to basically turn it down," Time's Mark Halperin added . "I think he is going to say, I share this with the world or whatever. I don't think he'll embrace this. Because there is no upside."

    "The damage is done," Brzezinski responded.

    Damage? I didn't realize the Nobel Peace Prize was so damaging.

    You just wait. This is going to be nasty.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The RNC put out a statement today on the news:
    The real question Americans are asking is, "What has President Obama actually accomplished?" It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights. One thing is certain -- President Obama won't be receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action.

    :lol:

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh god that picture.

    So wrong, yet so right. and Right.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Obama needs to do a Dos Equis commercial.

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    GorelabGorelab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Dsmart wrote: »
    This flat out sucks.


    What transparency? Sealing of torture memos? Gitmo still running? More wiretaps?

    Peace? How is afghanistan

    What the hell are you talking about?

    He's opened records that were sealed under Bush

    He's released lots of torture records and photos, but not all

    He tried to close Gitmo but the republicans went all NOT IN AMURRICA BUDDY NO HUH DONT THINK SO

    More wiretaps? I'm pretty sure you just made that one up

    Not just Republicans, but a lot of Democrats too due to NIMBY stuff. Which is idiotic. Terrorists don't have jail escaping superpowers.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The RNC put out a statement today on the news:
    The real question Americans are asking is, "What has President Obama actually accomplished?" It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights. One thing is certain -- President Obama won't be receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action.

    :lol:

    If anyone knows anything about peace and human rights, it's the Republican party.

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The RNC put out a statement today on the news:
    The real question Americans are asking is, "What has President Obama actually accomplished?" It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights. One thing is certain -- President Obama won't be receiving any awards from Americans for job creation, fiscal responsibility, or backing up rhetoric with concrete action.

    :lol:

    Yes, because if there's anyone whose opinion we want to hear when it comes to promoting human rights and world peace, it's the GOP.

    EDIT: Hi5 Henroid

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It seems like everyone is ignoring what he did in Chicago. Isn't turning down wealth to help the impoverished one of the things people get this prize for? Saying he hasn't done anything is disingenuous at best.

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