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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Me? Oh god he is talking about me! Why did I displease our omnipresent overlord?!

    Maybe you're no longer state of the art. Maybe you are Last Year's Model Robot

    OH GOD I AM GONNA GET RECYCLED! NOOOO!

    Just think one day you'll be the extra steel lining on some super fatties bed.

    Oh... oh god. I think i am gonna barf.

  • descdesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I heard [chat] was going to be replaced by an endless series of abortion and religion and Democrats vs Republicans threads

    ... that's scary. You should start writing and put Stephen King out of business.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    It is a continual irritance of mine to have words and deeds attributed to me that never transpired, and it is intriguing to me that the chat thread has gotten itself entirely worked up in a tizzy based upon a few choice forumers who have no role in the administration of the forums saying "TUBE IS TOTALLY SHUTTING DOWN THE CHAT THREAD!!!!!". One thing I learned from reading the three or four pages that I got these posts from is that many of you need to exercise considerably better judgement regarding the stupid bullshit rumours you believe.

    If I ever decide to close down the chat thread, or indeed take any administrative action of note, I will not choose to disseminate this information by picking a few of the lowest hanging forum fruit at random and trusting them to let you all know about it. I will tell you. There will be an announcement. I have, at present, no plans to scrap the chat thread. None. Not on the drawing board. Not on the to do list. None. The fact that you have all instantly taken a gaggle of complete fucking idiots at their word when they claim to have divined my future actions is something you should be deeply concerned about. About the closest I'm going to come to any talk of scrapping the chat thread is to point out that this is exactly the kind of bullshit that got the G&T one taken away. There, that's the closest you're going to get to a threat.

    Public Service Announcement Ends.

    Needs a triple-highlight.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I heard [chat] was going to be replaced by an endless series of abortion and religion and Democrats vs Republicans threads

    That would be hell for the moderators.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Arakune is a classy character and is used by classy fellows!

    Arakune is jerks

    Teleporting characters are always such a pain to fight against

    Well at least he can't turn invisible and unleash a distortion drive that protects him from most attacks and is guaranteed by his grab, all while shooting bees at you.

    Oh wait.

    The bees just add insult to injury.

    "Oh hey here is our teleporter. Also he can turn invisible and curse you.

    Also he shoots bees"

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I heard [chat] was going to be replaced by an endless series of abortion and religion and Democrats vs Republicans threads

    Not separate threads though.

  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    The Cat wrote: »
    chat thread rumors again? meh.

    probably just a hangover from that time where the threat to take it away was overused.

    Stems from when ramius recently shut a chat thread down, I know that's when the rumors started up.

    but mods lock chat threads all the time O_o

    ok, people are just idiots

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Me? Oh god he is talking about me! Why did I displease our omnipresent overlord?!

    Maybe you're no longer state of the art. Maybe you are Last Year's Model Robot

    OH GOD I AM GONNA GET RECYCLED! NOOOO!

    Just think one day you'll be the extra steel lining on some super fatties bed.

    Oh... oh god. I think i am gonna barf.

    Or maybe you'll be a realize band and help shrink some tubba chunks guts.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Cat wrote: »

    but mods lock chat threads all the time O_o

    ok, people are just idiots

    Well it was on page 6 he locked it for being bromidic and threatened people to shape up.

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I want to apologize for my role in that then.

    I just didn't know that that mods had no role in the administration of the forums. Or at least, I didn't know they had no KNOWLEDGE of the administration of the forums.

    Because you know, that's where the rumor got started.

    Spade a spade and all.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YOU ARE NOT HELPING PREACHER!

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    I heard [chat] was going to be replaced by an endless series of abortion and religion and Democrats vs Republicans threads

    Not separate threads though.

    of course not!

    it would be the mega thread of sorrow and anguish.

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I want to apologize for my role in that then.

    I just didn't know that that mods had no role in the administration of the forums. Or at least, I didn't know they had no KNOWLEDGE of the administration of the forums.

    Because you know, that's where the rumor got started.

    Spade a spade and all.

    This is you staying off my radar is it?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    YOU ARE NOT HELPING PREACHER!

    I was merely trying to state what started it to Cat who seemed unaware. I never believed the rumor of chat shutdown nor did I spread them.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is your radar a baseball bat?

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    YOU ARE NOT HELPING PREACHER!

    I was merely trying to state what started it to Cat who seemed unaware. I never believed the rumor of chat shutdown nor did I spread them.

    I was talking about their plans for me, post-recycling.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blah, that game had a terrible tutorial. I went through the whole thing and I still couldn't do anything right.

  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So how much of an RPG element does Borderlands have, and is it any fun?

  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Stupid Apple releasing stupid sexy giantscreen iMac a few months after I buy my iMac.

    sell your iMac on Craigslist. imply that it may have been used for naughty times.

    "This IMAC was used for two Faye Valentine sex scenes"

    You'll get like triple what you paid for it.

    New Mac stuff? Neat.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I want to apologize for my role in that then.

    I just didn't know that that mods had no role in the administration of the forums. Or at least, I didn't know they had no KNOWLEDGE of the administration of the forums.

    Because you know, that's where the rumor got started.

    Spade a spade and all.
    Elki wrote: »
    Hello, friends, and welcome to the introduction of a new feature I'm attaching to the chat thread called: D&D! A whole forum to go with this thread. It's full of cool, diverse topics, and interesting people, so go out there and check. it. out. It's pretty tight.

    tl;dr: new chat up in 15. Just wait for it.

    The mods hate chat! The mods wants to takes it away!

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2009
    I would also like to caution anyone who is repeatedly showing up on my "people that are annoying me" list that they should be less worried about the chat thread slipping from their grasp and more worried about the entire forum miraculously becoming unavailable to them.

    Yes, I'm talking about you.

    By "you" he means "Thanatos".

    ...

    And also you

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey will how's the weight-loss going?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    YOU ARE NOT HELPING PREACHER!

    I was merely trying to state what started it to Cat who seemed unaware. I never believed the rumor of chat shutdown nor did I spread them.

    I was talking about their plans for me, post-recycling.

    Oh that yeah uhh you smell.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm gonna give Zombie Bowl-O-Rama a go because it has a great name

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    YOU ARE NOT HELPING PREACHER!

    I was merely trying to state what started it to Cat who seemed unaware. I never believed the rumor of chat shutdown nor did I spread them.

    I was talking about their plans for me, post-recycling.

    Oh that yeah uhh you smell.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You cut me you cut me deep robo.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I CUT YOU SO BAD YOU WISH I NO CUT YOU SO BAD!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And I can't seem to find any guides online.

    Fine NHL 10, you win, I will forever suck at you.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I CUT YOU SO BAD YOU WISH I NO CUT YOU SO BAD!

    That didn't even make sense. Time for me to stick you on a spike and have you go through a random burning ring.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And I can't seem to find any guides online.

    Fine NHL 10, you win, I will forever suck at you.

    press Z or R twice to do a barrel roll

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And I can't seem to find any guides online.

    Fine NHL 10, you win, I will forever suck at you.

    press Z or R twice to do a barrel roll

    FUCK YOU SLIPPY!

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ugh, tomorrow is going to suck. Have to go to the social security office, get a drug test, and file out some other paperwork. Damn places are all on opposite ends of town.

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    And I can't seem to find any guides online.

    Fine NHL 10, you win, I will forever suck at you.

    press Z or R twice to do a barrel roll

    FUCK YOU SLIPPY!

    Peppy is the one who gives you hints. Slippy is the homosexual frog.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Guys stop pissing Tube off.

    While an angry hedgehog is -adorable- it is less adorable when it spin-dashes into your face and causes your body to explode, releasing a miniature animal from your hollow carcass.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ugh, tomorrow is going to suck. Have to go to the social security office, get a drug test, and file out some other paperwork. Damn places are all on opposite ends of town.

    and all this while carrying a thermos full of urine

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  • LudiousLudious It's hard out here for a conservative bronyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ugh, tomorrow is going to suck. Have to go to the social security office, get a drug test, and file out some other paperwork. Damn places are all on opposite ends of town.

    and all this while carrying a thermos full of urine

    gotta keep it warm somehow

  • CindersCinders You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ugh, tomorrow is going to suck. Have to go to the social security office, get a drug test, and file out some other paperwork. Damn places are all on opposite ends of town.

    and all this while carrying a thermos full of urine

    Yeah, but that's a normal day's occurrence. Never know when you'll need a thermos full of urine.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ugh, tomorrow is going to suck. Have to go to the social security office, get a drug test, and file out some other paperwork. Damn places are all on opposite ends of town.

    Well maybe if you weren't on welfare like such a parasite!

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