[Chris Jericho] Also occasionally about the Big Bad Booty Daddy!

JustinSane07

Hahahaha.

King just called Orton "Randy Savage."

Psychotic One

JustinSane07 wrote: »

Evan Bourne: Jobber
Sheamus: Low Card WWE Champion

Considering the pops Evan Bourne gets just for touching a turnbuckle I don't understand how he doesn't have higher stock with the WWE. Guess they just needed a guy who can look like he just got murdered in the ring.

As for Shamus I have no idea what he did to get such a push in the WWE. The guy never even won the ECW belt before being mailed to RAW and then suddenly champion. Did Vince accidently run over Shamus' mom and this was the settlement agreement?

FyreWulff

Psychotic One wrote: »

JustinSane07 wrote: »

Evan Bourne: Jobber
Sheamus: Low Card WWE Champion

Considering the pops Evan Bourne gets just for touching a turnbuckle I don't understand how he doesn't have higher stock with the WWE. Guess they just needed a guy who can look like he just got murdered in the ring.

As for Shamus I have no idea what he did to get such a push in the WWE. The guy never even won the ECW belt before being mailed to RAW and then suddenly champion. Did Vince accidently run over Shamus' mom and this was the settlement agreement?

He's HHH's apprentice or something

Zen Vulgarity

Sheamus' is a good friend of Trips

Kyougu

TNA Spoilers, once again proving that they'll never be nothing more than a second rate WWE.

Spoiler:

A.J. Styles defeated Kurt Angle with an ankle lock. This match was described as an 'Orlando Screw Job'. Earl Hebner was the referee for this match and he had them ring the bell. Styles, Flair, and Hebner left the ringside area. After the match, Hulk Hogan came out and Angle spat in his face. Angle went to the announce table and took Mike Tenay's chair and throw it into the stage.

Shadowen

Kyougu wrote: »

TNA Spoilers, once again proving that they'll never be nothing more than a second rate WWE.

Spoiler:

A.J. Styles defeated Kurt Angle with an ankle lock. This match was described as an 'Orlando Screw Job'. Earl Hebner was the referee for this match and he had them ring the bell. Styles, Flair, and Hebner left the ringside area. After the match, Hulk Hogan came out and Angle spat in his face. Angle went to the announce table and took Mike Tenay's chair and throw it into the stage.

...are they serious? Do they actually think--this--what--

Everyone will know this is a work, not a shoot, unlike the original. You don't pay tribute to a travesty, so the only thing they could possibly be doing is mocking WWE actually trying to clear the air.

JustinSane07

Unless...

Spoiler:

Angle shows up in the WWE at the Rumble.

Kreutz

I'd still rather watch that than this bunch of supermodels roll around and scream.

Wait, what the hell am I saying?

Hjorvarthr

I don't even think that's the worst of the spoilers

Spoiler:

Orlando Jordan beating the Pope? ugh

and the Nasty Boys beating Nash and Eric Young

JustinSane07

Wow this match isn't awful.

Of course as I say that Eve misses the drop kick, Alicia sells it and then they repeat the spot.

Kreutz

You could have driven a truck between that kick.

Aaand Stone Cold's getting a paycheck, good for him.

JustinSane07

Oh my god is Stone Cold on HGH or some shit? His arms have never been that big.

FyreWulff

Well they can get bigger if they aren't being torn off the bone every other week

Hjorvarthr

is that a Ric Flair robe?

Kreutz

No that's a Flame robe.

JustinSane07

So Hunter spends the whole night trying to tell HBK this important talk in private...

...and then tells it to the live + TV audience.

JustinSane07

Oh man.

The Game music.

It might actually be nice to have heel Triple H back for a little bit.

ChillyWilly

So...who wants to start the new thread?

Zen Vulgarity

If I do it

I'm making a TNA thread

Skittlebrau

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

If I do it

I'm making a TNA thread

I feel like that would be crossing the line.

FyreWulff

Skittlebrau wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

If I do it

I'm making a TNA thread

I feel like that would be crossing the line.

It'd make quite the impact.

ChillyWilly

FyreWulff wrote: »

Skittlebrau wrote: »

Zen Vulgarity wrote: »

If I do it

I'm making a TNA thread

I feel like that would be crossing the line.

It'd make quite the impact.

It would definitely be a knockout thread.

Zen Vulgarity

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