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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Wimblecomics Thread - pooping back and forth, forever",
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Post: Wimblecomics Thread - pooping back and forth, foreverSE++ is a place of nightmares.
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Posted by: The Far Side
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The Far Side wrote: »
When I was 10 my dad took me into a room with no lights on. One of the things
I remember about it was that there wasn't anything I could smell or touch except
the ground. It was a neutral zone, it seemed like me and dad were the only ham
beings in it. Then dad turned on the light and I saw another guy and he was wearing
a business suit with an expensive tie, and he was holding a briefcase. He opened
the briefcase and gave me some papers to sign and I said no but my dad just signed
them for me. It was a contract for a site called goatse.cx and the papers said that
every night I would stretch my butthole open 1 mm more until I could pull my
butthole open to a full gape of 6 inches. Well natuarally I said no but the Czech
Republic has no rule protecting contract breakers from being servely punished for
their crime,even by death. So I did it. Every day and every night, using the butt
dildos dad gave me, until I could not poop anymore and I had no soul. Now I am the
goatse man. When I poop my butthole lining falls out and I start to cry. I wish I
could be nine again, and ran away so my dad wouldn't sell my butthole away, but I
cannot stop myself anymore. I am a butthole monster. I am the goatse man.
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Also, I've always thought that Teefs was a she. This merely serves to increase my enjoyment of this post.
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go ahead and vote dis one
This man? is an imposter!
Teefs is a she, but Teefs wasn't always a she.
In person, however...
# paweaboo Talk about the animu's with friendly people on SLASHnet.
Then I read all of the "Woooo 5 stars" posts and thought maybe it was just my state of mind, and told myself to look back again later.
Today? Still terrible.
5 stars