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The Brothers [Chat]amazov

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I used to live in a house which had about three women in it, and one guy who basically had a vagina.

    I had to kill a lot of spiders and wasps and shit.

    You fucking pussies.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Spoiler:

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fuck spiders and fuck wasps even more.

    Wasps in the house? I'm moving out. See ya.

  • VeritasVeritas Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I once woke up with a centipede crawling across me.

    I was staying in my grandparents furnished basement at the time.

    Normally I sleep like a rock, nothing wakes me up. But that. That was terrifying.

    I made sure there were no blankets or covers touching the ground the next night.

    Normally though I'm the spider/lizard/cockroach/bug remover, they don't bother me unless they invade my space or are in fact crawling across my body.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The second I rolled over in bed and was awakened by a sting, I would turn the fucking house upside down.

    I'm talking suit up and buy some poison because I am taking all of this motherfucking drywall out and we are finding that nest and we are going to have ourselves a good old fashioned genocide.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    A centipede or a millipede? This is rather important.

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wasps are alright. I'll kill those for you. But. Spiders, no. Especially not the motherfucking jumping ones jesus christ. Just. No to spiders.

    I was naked in the shower once, all ready to go, and I reached to turn the shower on and there was a fucking wolfspider on the tap. Another time, I was all ready to exit the bathroom, and one was on the door knob. Worst day of my life.

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I think i'm gonna go to the Silver Snail Halloween party whatever that my buddy's been asking me for weeks to go.

    I don't have a costume, so i'll just throw on my black cowboy hat/shirt/long sleve overshirt, bring a pair of aviators and call myself an "urban cowboy" :P

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I was bit by a baby black widow and my foot went numb once.


    Also I am now fully stocked with halloween candy for trick or treaters.

  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Since we're all on the topic, I have severe arachnophobia. When I was a little kid, I recognized it, and started studying spiders from time to time. Reading books and that (before internet). The plan was to learn that there's nothing to really be afraid of. I've learned a lot about spiders of all types, how they work, and what have you. My respect for the tenacious critters has grown 100 fold.

    They also scare the shit out of me far more than they did as a child.

    In other news, the medical insurance provider covering my terminal sister has seen fit to drop her indefinitely, claiming that my mum failed to mail a signed document to them, when she did. Quite a while ago in fact. I love the way things seem to work out like that.

  • IkageIkage Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Get rid of the things biting you. You may have to clean your entire apartment to do so. Wash every article of clothing, sweep under every cabinet, vacuum your floors, brush out any webs, check the walls and the trim for holes and plug them with putty or something.

    Do you keep a clean house? Spiders pretty much only hang around when there are other smaller bugs for them to eat. So if you can get rid of the other bugs, your spider population will drop.

    Also consider finding out what specific species of spider is biting you and causing these severe reactions. Wolf spiders are pretty not-aggressive.

    Is the bite painful? Like a bee sting painful or worse? Or do you just notice a welt later? What area of what country do you live in?

    I live in the USA in Virginia Beach.
    Our house is moderately clean. Hardwood floors so you don't have to sweep/clean much but we leave the sliding glass door open. But it has a screen door??

    I killed three big wolf spiders this morning by punching them in the face with a book.

    They come in your house when it starts getting cold. And we have a lot of fun spiders around here because of a lot of trees. But our apartment has a service where they come in and spray once a month it's just mandatory. So it's weird seeing like anything crawl around. And our apartment is pretty bare my living room is like TV and a couch. Thats it.

    STRONGER THEN DIRT!! DIRT STRONG!
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User
    edited October 2009
    A centipede or a millipede? This is rather important.

    I'm pretty sure it was a centipede.. I flung it off of me. Then went to turn on the light and I saw it as it went under the door. I couldn't find it after that though it was fast as hell.

    I won't inflict this upon any unsuspecting individuals but google "house centipede" if you want to see it.
    edit: Oops, Ikage took care of it for me :p

  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Anyone here like the band Berlin? They're next door.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Check the screen for holes.

    Dont leave any clothing you're planning on wearing lying around. Especially pants on the floor.

  • IkageIkage Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure it was a centipede. I flung it off of me. Then went to turn on the light and I saw it as it went under the door. I couldn't find it after that though it was fast as hell though.

    Ahh centipedes remind me of when I used to live in Iowa.
    Spoiler:

    I saw the fuckers all the time.

    STRONGER THEN DIRT!! DIRT STRONG!
  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PROX wrote: »
    Anyone here like the band Berlin? They're next door.

    I prefer Japan.

  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    check out my costume:

    iguana.jpg
    i wore my iguana to scare children
    but instead they just stand at my door asking to touch her

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    check out my costume:

    iguana.jpg
    i wore my iguana to scare children
    but instead they just stand at my door asking to touch her

    Negative Scare!

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh gosh that iguana is so cute ohgosh :3

  • VeritasVeritas Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Clearly your iguana needs to be wearing a witches hat! Then it will scare them.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i love how my hair is going into her eye
    and she's all "cut it out"
    i liked it because she loves being held against your chest like that, she acts like a little puppy when you pet her and hold her
    and then she didn't want to be put down, it was cute

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  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Pfft....yeah, that's a cute iguana.



    But she's nothing compared to my cat, Little Miss Kitten.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one year i wore all four of my snakes in my hair
    kids stayed at my door for like 20 minutes holding them and petting them
    their parents were a little weirded out by the whole thing

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    that iguana has nothing on my stack of comic books and paint.

    :<

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    A centipede or a millipede? This is rather important.

    I'm pretty sure it was a centipede.. I flung it off of me. Then went to turn on the light and I saw it as it went under the door. I couldn't find it after that though it was fast as hell.

    I won't inflict this upon any unsuspecting individuals but google "house centipede" if you want to see it.
    edit: Oops, Ikage took care of it for me :p

    Cave crickets?!

    You were scared of cave crickets?

    You little pussy.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    beavotron I didn't know your iguana wore glasses


    ohhhh

  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Daaaaaamn!

  • VeritasVeritas Registered User
    edited October 2009

    Cave crickets?!

    You were scared of cave crickets?

    You little pussy.

    Are house Centipedes called cave crickets? They don't bother me normally. But I don't care to be woken up to one crawling on me. I didn't know what it was until later.

    I'm not scared of spiders either but If I wake up to one sitting on my chest I would be less than enthused.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I woke up one day by brushing my hand up against a scorpion.

    You know what I did?

    I killed the shit out of it.

    Steam name: munkus
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    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    beavotron I didn't know your iguana wore glasses


    ohhhh

    oh snap

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Speaking of Halloween costumes, mine was terrible. I bought some hair product in order to try and get my hair slicked back and spiked like Phoenix Wright.

    This did not work.
    Spoiler:

    I only spent about an hour at the halloween party Thursday night because I felt sick. Which is a huge shame since there was an open tab that I paid 18 dollars to partake in. A friend of mine came back to our table with 3 double whiskey & cokes. He had already had 6 drinks.

    Steam name: munkus
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    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Beavotron has the coolest pets.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't remember Phoenix Wright looking that scruffy either. Could be a David Bowie impersonator though.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    I don't remember Phoenix Wright looking that scruffy either. Could be a David Bowie impersonator though.

    I shaved before I went to the party. I took that picture after experimenting with the hair stuff and failing utterly.

    Someone suggested I should try doing Ash from Evil Dead, so that's something to log away for next year. But I have no idea how to do that costume.

    EDIT: And PW is totally scruffy in Apollo Justice so THERE

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    The fourth Ace Attorney game. Applo Justice.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    Apple Juice-tice?

  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    tdot.

    t-dot.

    T-Dot.

    I didn't know you were a gangsta
    Spoiler:

  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited October 2009
    I have absolutely no materials for a good Halloween costume, so I'm just going to be a Soccer Player. I also have an Italian flag, so I guess I'll wear that like a cape.

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