TL;DR-Wiccans disliked us because SB was in the military and We watched shitty belly dancing after SB was scolded for having a penis, in poem form.
Someone I used to hang with got in a snot, because she didn't like the fact that the guy i shared with had a cop for a brother in law, and that I spoke to him when he came round.
Some people just fucking hate authority figures for bullshit reasons.
I'm just recovering from my fifth surgical procedure for a pilonidal abcess. You get an ingrown hair, it gets infected, you get a big abcess with its lowest point on your tailbone. A pilonidal abcess will always be so low on your back that your dropping your pants to show the damn thing to medical professionals is a given.
That's not embarassing for me, the pain of it cancels out any embarassment.
What will end up being embarassing, as it has on 3 previous occaisions, is when I go see my consultant on Nov 9th (he's a fucking professor, so lucky me) and he recommends a deeper surgery. I will go to the hospital, spend several hours on a fluids drip, and the Professors team will ask me lots of questions and then assist with the operation. The team is usually small, and half of them are women. Really, really attractive women. Disproportionately attractive.
I will then be in preop, where i'll be given local anaestehetic before they add an IV line into my hand. I'll then be on another drip before being put under completely.
And then, as always, I will turn to the ridiculously attractive women who will be assisting with an op where my ass is staring them in the face, and try my luck. Every god damn time, I turn into mister fucking smooth. Asking for dates, phone numbers etc. I don't think I've gone as far as saying "you've already seen me naked", but it's only a matter of time. They usually find it kind of funny, so I reckon they understand, but its mortifying when eventually remember doing it.
TL;DR I get doped up for surgery and make a move on every single female who will be operating. Repeatedly.