Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "G&T Secret Santa 2009 - get your Joy on!", by M

Doc Holliday

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A fantastic Nightmare Before Christmas ode to G&T Secret Santas of years past.

Post: G&T Secret Santa 2009 - get your Joy on!
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, Echo, Grifter

Posted by: MichaelLC
Original Content:

Hypatia wrote: »

AbsoluteZero wrote: »

Just watched Nightmare Before Christmas the other night, officially getting Halloween out of my system and prepping for Christmas!

This is Halloween Halloween Hallowee--err, wait, umm...the children all are singing, instead of throwing heads?

Doc's Lament

Spoiler:

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my stalking is renowned far and wide
When it comes to books in the moonlit night
I lurk without ever even trying
With the slightest little Googling of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the stroke of her brush, and a well-placed pwned
I have swept the very bravest off their feet

Yet year after year, it's the same routine
And I grow so weary of the lack of pics
And I, Doc, the Santa King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing

Spoiler:

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A Brawl tourney that I'd never known

I'm a master of Santees, and a demon of Bunnies
And I'll ban you right out of your pants
To a guy in Turkey, I'm Mister beef jerky
And I've shiped throughout England and France

Spoiler:

And since I can't sticky, I can't be picky
To perform moderator functions
No animal nor man shows spirit like I can
With each gift post introduction

But Khoo here would ever understand
That the Santa King with the bleached grin
Would tire of his Bowser, if they only understood
He'd gay it all up if he only could

Oh, there's an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The cheer and joy come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears

Tanooki Mario

I'll wait for G&T regs to show up to decide if this is funny or not.

Fatal3RR0R

I'm not waiting.

4 stars.

Henroid

Tanooki Mario wrote: »

I'll wait for G&T regs to show up to decide if this is funny or not.

Why, so you can fit in?

I'll give it a 3 or 4, can't decide.

Doc Holliday

Oh come on, it's a song, written to the tune of Jack's Lament from Nightmare Before Christmas, about G&T Secret Santa. It's spectacular! Also it's about me which makes it even better.

Pshaw! Pshaw I say.

see317

This should help you all decide on the proper amount of awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1HX80u5x4

MichaelLC

Doc Holliday wrote: »

Oh come on, it's a song, written to the tune of Jack's Lament from Nightmare Before Christmas, about G&T Secret Santa. It's spectacular! Also it's about me which makes it even better.

Pshaw! Pshaw I say.

Thanks, Doc. Next up is 'The Hero of Canton'

I added 'Making Christmas' in the G&T post.

Doctorstrongbad

Not an awesome post.

ArcSyn

It would probably be more awesome if I had ever seen "Nightmare Before Christmas", but I still think it's awesome that he took the time to write this all out.

Henroid

ArcSyn wrote: »

It would probably be more awesome if I had ever seen "Nightmare Before Christmas", but I still think it's awesome that he took the time to write this all out.

Wow, you're a bad person. Go find the movie and watch it you cretin.

Edit - <3 Arc

ArcSyn

Ok, I've now seen it.

see317

Well, now that you've seen it, do you consider the post more awesome or just as awesome as before?

Tanooki Mario

Henroid wrote: »

Tanooki Mario wrote: »

I'll wait for G&T regs to show up to decide if this is funny or not.

Why, so you can fit in?

I'll give it a 3 or 4, can't decide.

No, because I need better context to understand the joke? Jesus, uptight much?

ArcSyn

see317 wrote: »

Well, now that you've seen it, do you consider the post more awesome or just as awesome as before?

More awesome, especially the resulting video that has now happened.

The movie was eh, maybe it's just that I'm too old now.