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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Covering the Who should be punishable by six months of being punched in the mouth every day at dawn.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    Hahahaha Swedes

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    do they not get the internet on submarines?

    it seems like that should be something they should get to work on

    kinda hard to be stealthy when you have all those internet tubes going to your sub

    Senjutsu on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dyscord wrote: »
    do they not get the internet on submarines?

    it seems like that should be something they should get to work on

    You know how only the captain and maybe the navigator ever knows where they are and where they're going and what they're doing there?

    Transmitting signals for the internet all over the place kinda defeats the point of that

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I just used that emoticon because I always figured sub duty was a long and difficult thing.

    Well yeah, but so's a deployment to Iraq which I was hoping to do one more time before getting out.

    I'm not wired proper.

    Maybe you'll get lucky and get assigned to the sea quest.

    Then he could learn to speak dolphin.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Well shit.

    I got sub duty.

    A Chinese speaker on a sub.

    Gee, I wonder what you'll be doing.

    Cooking? Quids a chef man.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I went clothes shopping today.

    There was a hoodie that looked like boba fett, when you put it on, you could zip up the whole hood so it covered your entire face and you looked out through mesh slits.

    It was $98.

    I did not buy it.

    In a shop here in the UK you can buy a green hoodie, it has "Billionaire Boys Club" in white text on the front. It costs £300.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I sort of want to buy the girl a piece of clothing I think she'd like but I'm a total asshole if I get her the wrong size. She's very big up top so I can't get too small but if I overshoot the size that makes me an asshole who guessed her as being too huge right?

    I could look at the tag of one of her tops, sure, but size isn't constant across brands. Hmmm.

    Getting cold. Buy her a scarf.

    Get her a gift certificate to the store and go along with her and point out the item.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Well shit.

    I got sub duty.

    A Chinese speaker on a sub.

    Gee, I wonder what you'll be doing.

    Cooking Chinese. Duh.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Get her 50 tacos.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    Hahahaha Swedes

    We like nukeular subs.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So no Hawaii then?

    Sorry duder.

    Oh no, it's still out of Hawaii, I'm just stationed on a sub based in Hawaii.

    Quid on
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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Well shit.

    I got sub duty.

    A Chinese speaker on a sub.

    Gee, I wonder what you'll be doing.

    Cooking? Quids a chef man.

    Roj

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Covering the Who should be punishable by six months of being punched in the mouth every day at dawn.

    Why, sir?

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Argh! Drunk and with crumpets! Should I toast some or sleep??!

    Kalkino on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    I sort of want to buy the girl a piece of clothing I think she'd like but I'm a total asshole if I get her the wrong size. She's very big up top so I can't get too small but if I overshoot the size that makes me an asshole who guessed her as being too huge right?

    I could look at the tag of one of her tops, sure, but size isn't constant across brands. Hmmm.

    I feel like a reasonable girl won't be offended if you guess that her breasts are larger than they actually are.

    No it's not that. It's that if I overshoot the size so the top will zip over her breasts, but it billows/tents around her waist... then it becomes her "I'm feeling fat today" hoodie, which I don't want.

    Iunno.

    It's this:

    http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3530927&kw=ascent&parentPage=search

    I know the size pullover she wears so I'm thinking maybe I ought to go a size bigger? Seems like this has 'performance gear' sizing, which makes me think more tapered.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Covering the Who should be punishable by six months of being punched in the mouth every day at dawn.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwuB6xPcvs

    Look I'm sorry if the original can't rock as hard as this ok.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So no Hawaii then?

    Sorry duder.

    Oh no, it's still out of Hawaii, I'm just stationed on a sub based in Hawaii.

    Well, that...sort of works. :?

    Gonmun on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid, whats a really cool full chinese name for a general/commander type guy?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    Hahahaha Swedes

    I wrote that on purpose, FYI!

    And if I was going on a sub, I'd want it to be a nuke sub. They have the best ranged dps.

    Honk on
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    (all subs used by modern armies are nuclear pretty much)

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So no Hawaii then?

    Sorry duder.

    Oh no, it's still out of Hawaii, I'm just stationed on a sub based in Hawaii.

    How often will you be visiting Pearl Harbor? because I am stationed in Hickam.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Argh! Drunk and with crumpets! Should I toast some or sleep??!

    Look into your heart, you know what must be done.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerd, I direct you to the post 3 posts below yours.

    Preacher, die in a fire.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How long is a sub deployment usually?

    Don't you worry, Quid. I'll keep Skitters warm while you're away.

    I think a normal deployment is 3-6 months.

    But I don't even know which sub I'll be on, so who knows.

    Quid on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Quid, whats a really cool full chinese name for a general/commander type guy?

    Long Wang

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So no Hawaii then?

    Sorry duder.

    Oh no, it's still out of Hawaii, I'm just stationed on a sub based in Hawaii.

    Ah so. For some reason when you mentioned Groton I thought you were going to be in the Atlantic Fleet

    which would make no sense for a Chinese speaker....

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I went clothes shopping today.

    There was a hoodie that looked like boba fett, when you put it on, you could zip up the whole hood so it covered your entire face and you looked out through mesh slits.

    It was $98.

    I did not buy it.

    In a shop here in the UK you can buy a green hoodie, it has "Billionaire Boys Club" in white text on the front. It costs £300.

    Where do you shop again Mojo?

    Kalkino on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Quid, whats a really cool full chinese name for a general/commander type guy?

    Yes, you'd better get these questions in while you can.

    It'll be nothing but norwegian space empires for you for some time, man.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    (all subs used by modern armies are nuclear pretty much)

    Can you tell the Canadian military this plz? k thx.

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    desc wrote: »
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Getting sized gifts for girls has always ended with me flat out asking or taking her with me.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    Hahahaha Swedes

    We like nukeular subs.

    Ah, good times.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    (all subs used by modern armies are nuclear pretty much)

    not they are not.

    EDIT: Our ula-class submarines are diesel subs.
    The Ula class submarines are among the most silent and maneuverable submarines in the world. This, in combination with the relatively small size, makes them difficult to detect from surface vessels and ideal for operations in coastal areas. The Ula class submarines are regarded as both the most effective and cost-effective weapons in the RNoN

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Covering the Who should be punishable by six months of being punched in the mouth every day at dawn.

    Why, sir?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEc5AZCTcKU

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How often will you be visiting Pearl Harbor? because I am stationed in Hickam.

    Iunno.

    Our house will be a few miles outside of it so... semi often?

    Quid on
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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Dyscord wrote: »
    do they not get the internet on submarines?

    it seems like that should be something they should get to work on
    kinda hard to be stealthy when you have all those internet tubes going to your sub
    Deep in the Pacific, playing cat and mouse with a Russian sub.

    Engines silent.

    Sonar operator listening intently to his headphones.

    Everyone else avoids making a sound . . . until someone clicks on a Rick Roll and gives away their bearing.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Argh! Drunk and with crumpets! Should I toast some or sleep??!

    Look into your heart, you know what must be done.

    But what if the Jam is too tasty?? I shall nevermore be able to taste perfection past this point!

    Kalkino on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited November 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    Hahahaha Swedes

    We like nukeular subs.

    Ah, good times.

    Indeed.

    "Hey, guys. This Russian sub with nukes on it just popped up outside our biggest naval base."

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Leitner wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Will this be a nukeular sub, Quid?

    (all subs used by modern armies are nuclear pretty much)

    Pfft. Our diesel/electric ones can still outsneak your navy. As shown by a two year(?) joint exercise.

    Honk on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    How often will you be visiting Pearl Harbor? because I am stationed in Hickam.

    Iunno.

    Our house will be a few miles outside of it so... semi often?

    I was just wondering for when I get a car I can hang out with forum peoples.

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