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Big Man Japan vs Eyeball Dick? (and other such oddities)

ScottyScotty Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
"Big Man Japan" hasn't gotten too much coverage here in the US. Definitely worth checking out, it's a dark comedy, and basically a spoof of the Japanese giant superhero genre. He beats the shit out of giant monsters with what appears to be a large piece of lead pipe?

There are a bunch of Youtube vids of the different fights, but this one was the first that I saw...

...wait for the finishing move...OH GOD!!D:

BIG MAN
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VS.

EYEBALL DICK (I can only assume this is it's name)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v8uqIZ5ccA&feature=player_embedded#

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    CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What.

    The.

    Fuck.

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    ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I know eh?

    You should see the other fights. I don't know what these people were on, but...wow.:lol:

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    CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Honestly, Japan is cool and all that shit.

    But I don't think I'll ever understand where they're coming from haha :P

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    CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    ...Did he sodomize the Eyeball Dick to death? What the fuck, that wasn't even in a fight. It was just a monster jerking off inaccurately.

    ...And then he just walks away from the 2nd monster? Is that even allowed? Why doesn't he get sodomized for losing?

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    yeah godzilla fights had much more action, he just waited for the thing to fall over and raped it
    then he got stomped on by some giant red baby

    whoever made the character designs is pretty weird

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    ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Did you see the fight with the giant suplexing tapeworm-looking monster with the comb-over?

    Man is this stuff bizarre. (hahaha)

    I dare you to watch.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKfOwwmpw80&feature=related

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    CognisseurCognisseur Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Turn things upside down seems to be the only move this thing has.

    Why did I watch it jizz for like 30 seconds?

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It was an amusing fake documentary, but it went to crap in the end. The ending credit sequence got good again though.

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