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IT'S BRUUUTAL!! (Metalocalypse Thread)

So there's this Band... CALLED DETHKLOK
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And they're the greatest band on earth, and the world's 12th largest economy, and they play the best music and lot's and lots of people die.

Here are the members...

Nathan Explosion: The lead singer and most brutal singer in the universe

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: The world's fastest guitarist. Enough said

Toki Wartooth: Not an original member of the band, but the most hardcore once he gets pissed off.

Pickles: The drummer. Used to play for snakes n barrels before they got clean, then died horribly from an OD on some LSD that created hallucinations that killed their audience

William Murderface: The bassist. He can play the bass with his penis....

This show comes on Sundays on Adult Swim after Venture Bros.

Discuss how awesome it is...

edit:

The new season is shaping up to be as good as the last two. The best part of the premiere was...

Spoiler:

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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    I liked the Scream Activated Interior Lighting.

    "You come home, it's dark, where are my keys?

    WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

    Over there."

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  • Commander 598Commander 598 Registered User

    Pickles: The drummer. Used to play for snakes n barrels before they got clean, then died horribly from an OD on some LSD that created hallucinations that killed their audience

    You left out the part where Pickles took the stuff too and was totally unaffected.

    The new season is shaping up to be as good as the last two. The best part of the premiere was...

    Nah, the best part was
    Spoiler:

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular

    Pickles: The drummer. Used to play for snakes n barrels before they got clean, then died horribly from an OD on some LSD that created hallucinations that killed their audience

    You left out the part where Pickles took the stuff too and was totally unaffected.

    The new season is shaping up to be as good as the last two. The best part of the premiere was...

    Nah, the best part was
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • DelzhandDelzhand motivated battle programmerRegistered User regular
    I really didn't like season 2 as much as the first one. It seemed like it relied too much on gore for gore's sake, and really abused the "whole band talking at once and not listening to each other" gag.

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    So I take it I'm gonna have to wait another week for this to be released on their website.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. SEASON 3 ALREADY?

    Holy shit.

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    So, man.

    Small really bammed the vocals up a couple of notches in the new music, huh?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ofdensen is really one of the best characters.

    And yes Nathan Explosion has been taking vocal lessons. I am fine with that.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User
    Is this the first time they showed the original 2nd guitarist? I wonder if that means he'll show up this season at some point.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    So what is the evil cabal of leaders trying to do? Rule the world or destroy the band?

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Visti wrote: »
    So, man.

    Small really bammed the vocals up a couple of notches in the new music, huh?

    Black Fire Upon Us

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    Haha, that is ridiculous. They're so far beyond parody that they're actually just a pretty good melodic death band now. Except with awesome lyrics.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Yeah, that's actually pretty good. I'd listen to that as music outside the context of the show.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular
    This season should be utterly great. Besides the two great scenes already mentioned my favorite was
    Spoiler:

    This cosmic dance bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win- and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends. Peace
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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    So what is the evil cabal of leaders trying to do? Rule the world or destroy the band?

    They haven't made the motives of those guys clear for two seasons so far. All they do is 'watch.' I think that's part of the joke.

    And that guy Saletcia gets a cooler chair every season.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    best
    show
    ever

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Oh GOD YES. I'm getting caught up on Adult Swim.com, and they have a season 3 episode up. It seems they're fleshing out an record label. This is the EXACT direction I wanted Metalocalypse to go.

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • DelzhandDelzhand motivated battle programmerRegistered User regular
    Oh, man. If episode 3:1 is any indication, the show is getting back to what made season 1 awesome.

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  • Captain TragedyCaptain Tragedy Registered User regular
    Awesome premiere.

    I'm glad they've finally gone to half-hour shows; too often it seemed liked they really had to rush to get everything crammed into 15 minutes.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    I almost made this thread the other day.

    I loves this show.

    Dethklok puts on a kick ass show, might I add. I almost broke my nose and got my earplugs knocked out of my head. Brruuuttal.

    The song they "featured" in the season premiere sounded pretty bad ass, as well. The vocals were different from how he normally screams, but it's pretty kick ass.
    Spoiler:

  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    "This is so fucking expensive it makes me horny"

    What an awesome premier.

  • VeeVee Registered User
    I loved the way Toki was trying to cook food as the snack manager. He's my favorite <3

  • ProPatriaMoriProPatriaMori Registered User
    Second season seemed to kind of fall flat for me and I lost track. Picked up with the last episode from last season (which I enjoyed) and this premier. Sweet.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Also, I might add that my wife and I are fluent in Toki and have a habit of going into the voice to each other daily. We call pop-sickles pops-cockles and when my wife has a problem she says "Whys everythings has to be so hards fors the Tokis?"

    That means I win.

    Also, OP you spelled Dethklok wrong, you shameful person.

  • hesthefastesthesthefastest Registered User regular
    This thread could really use some more zaz.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Yeah, how about we zazz it up a bit.

  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Got any room for any more zazz in here?

    The sound of eight hooves reaches his ears, comes from the heavenly light, two wolves howls fills his heart with fear, and he sees two ravens fly. Down from the sky a warlord rides, like fire his one eye glows, and just before the preacher dies he knows his god is false.
  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    I got to see Dethklok (with Mastodon) live two weeks ago. Man it was so awesome. The highlight was watching Small have a conversation with himself in all the voices.

    I love Dethalbum II. It's kind of dials back on the funny, but amps up the BRUTAL!

    I'm usually not a fan of sequel songs, but Murmaider II is like my favorite song right now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvxmb_xr6KY

    My only regret is that I live in Canada and don't get Adult Swim, so I have to find other ways to watch Metalocalypse episodes.

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  • pollofacepolloface Registered User
    Gonna guess you went to the Detroit show, I was there too. :P

    And yeah, this and venture makes my Sunday nights my favorite now.

  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    Toronto show actually, being in Canada and all :D

    Oct 23, so I guess a bit more than two weeks ago. So much fun.

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  • pollofacepolloface Registered User
    Ahh ok, diddn't know they went up there, must have been right after my show a few weeks ago.

    Too bad I went for the cartoon band and not the real band that put me to sleep.

    I am not hardcore at all.

  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    I was actually looking for Mastodon shows, and then I saw that they were the opening band, and holy crap, they're opening for Dethklok!? I bought tickets so fast.

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  • unknownsome1unknownsome1 Registered User
    I enjoy watching this show. The songs are pretty cool and the season premier was one of the funniest episodes.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    I've said this before but I'm a little dissapointed in Dethalbum II. It's a lot more thrashy than what I like. Murmaider II is the best song on the album because it resembles the style of music on Dethalbum so much better.

  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    I've said this before but I'm a little dissapointed in Dethalbum II. It's a lot more thrashy than what I like. Murmaider II is the best song on the album because it resembles the style of music on Dethalbum so much better.

    It took me some getting used to, that's for sure. It is a lot thrashier, but there are some gems in there. My biggest disappointment with it was that I didn't find it as funny as the first album. But musically, it can stand on its own, and I generally don't really like Death Metal.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »

    Also, OP you spelled Dethklok wrong, you shameful person.

    Death Clock.

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  • ArchonexArchonex Registered User
    Holy crap, the
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    Dude's like the Gandalf of metal, coming back like that.

  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    Second season seemed to kind of fall flat for me and I lost track. Picked up with the last episode from last season (which I enjoyed) and this premier. Sweet.

    Really? Second season was much better for me. I did, however, still love Season 1.

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  • Captain VashCaptain Vash Registered User
    I think proper introduction for the band is thus:

    Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree

    Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee

    William Murderface Murderface Murderface Murderface

    Pickles, the drummer, doodily doodily doodily doo

    Nathan Explosion.

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  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    I think proper introduction for the band is thus:

    Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee

    Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree

    Pickles, the drummer, doodily doodily doodily doo

    William Murderface Murderface Murderface Murderface

    Nathan Explosion.

    Except the order, I think that's right, too.

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