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The Call of [Chat]hulu

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey Metal

    did you get a job yet?

    I have a job for you.

    You've been pre-approved

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey Metal

    did you get a job yet?

    I have a job for you.

    You've been pre-approved

    If it involves screaming irrationally at people and throwing dishes through windows, I'm your man.

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you have to promise to uphold the irrational part.
    Spoiler:

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    As far as I'm concerned there's only one way to scream.

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You're hired.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm making a mix-cd for a girl... I feel like that guy in High Fidelity.

    Only with less jerk-i-tude

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You should add that Helen Keller song.

    The one that is so fucking godawful that everybody involved in its production should be drawn and quartered.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You mean this one?

    warning vulgar language.... not sure if that really matters though.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

    (about 56 seconds in if you're wondering what I'm talking about )

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god fucking dammit why am I still up

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god fucking dammit why am I still up

    you're supposed to be screaming at my relatives GAWD you're so bad at this, no wonder you're unemployed.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god fucking dammit why am I still up

    you're supposed to be screaming at my relatives GAWD you're so bad at this, no wonder you're unemployed.

    hey everything awesome takes time

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    You mean this one?

    hahahaha

    that one works too

    maybe even moreso.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    You mean this one?

    hahahaha

    that one works too

    maybe even moreso.

    I think the straight forward approach would be very refreshing.

    Also, if you enjoyed that one, definately listen to the first "show me your genitals" and "I Kill People"

    In that order.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i think this is my first college all-nighter i have ever had

    except instead of papers i did laundry

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I just spent about 8 straight hours redesigning a character for an upcoming short project. God that was a long and windy road, but I feel great now about the end result!
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    god fucking dammit why am I still up

    Why are you still up? Why am I still up!

    Oh God I can't sleep D:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    now i'm listening to the professor brothers sing about prisoner christmas

    goddamn, someone get me a twitter page

    i'll be bigger than shaq with these qualityposts im pumpin out

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i think this is my first college all-nighter i have ever had

    except instead of papers i did laundry

    I've done that. :P

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i think this is my first college all-nighter i have ever had

    except instead of papers i did laundry

    I've done that. :P

    Yeah, you have to get those machines when they are free.

    In my dorm... that's never. We have 5 washers and 6 dryers. Two people can fill them all up...

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    i think this is my first college all-nighter i have ever had

    except instead of papers i did laundry

    I've done that. :P

    Yeah, you have to get those machines when they are free.

    In my dorm... that's never. We have 5 washers and 6 dryers. Two people can fill them all up...

    not to mention when these 'dryers' are more like 'warmers' and require multiple visits to get the damn job done

  • SublimusSublimus AustinRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    God damnit. Today is going to be rough.

    I blame booze and women.

    Stupid out of town girlfriend all coming to town like 'ooohhhhh heyy, come sex me up tonight. Oh, and there is no way I'm letting you get any sleep before you have to wake up for work at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. Here, have this booze and shut up.'

    If only I were a stronger man...

  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sublimus wrote: »
    God damnit. Today is going to be rough.

    I blame booze and women.

    Stupid out of town girlfriend all coming to town like 'ooohhhhh heyy, come sex me up tonight. Oh, and there is no way I'm letting you get any sleep before you have to wake up for work at FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. Here, have this booze and shut up.'

    If only I were a stronger man...

    I don't see anything to complain about here....

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  • SublimusSublimus AustinRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Whatever man, I couldn't get that girl to go away!

    She literally made me say out loud 'no, I don't want to fuck you, I want to sleep.' (after copious sessions having already taken place.)


    And now my room smells like baby oil, UGH!

    edit. And with that [grumblegrumblegrumble] I'm off to work!

  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sublimus wrote: »
    Whatever man, I couldn't get that girl to go away!

    She literally made me say out loud 'no, I don't want to fuck you, I want to sleep.' (after copious sessions having already taken place.)


    And now my room smells like baby oil, UGH!

    edit. And with that [grumblegrumblegrumble] I'm off to work!

    Woe is you, booze and sex. How awful.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sometimes sleep is also nice

    Just sayin'

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If you guys ran into a woman who's clothes turn completly see through in the sun light.... would you tell her?

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    If you guys ran into a woman who's clothes turn completly see through in the sun light.... would you tell her?

    Is she attractive?

    Also depends on if I know this person or not.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Of course.

    But she probably already knows.

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    But she probably already knows.

    This is what my co-worker said. Women are horrible.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    She may not know!
    When I was a wee girl of about 11 I had this old bathing suit that I loved. When I put if on in our low light bathroom it looked perfectly opaque. But unbeknownst to me, as soon as I stepped outside into the sun and got in the lake water for my swimming lessons, it turned completely see-thru
    My mom and the other moms laughed and thought it was aborably hilarious. I however had a bit of a girlish crush on the swim instructor so I was very traumatized when I found out and never went back to finish my lessons at that lake.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    oh lord, you just reminded me of one of my own 11-yo swimming traumas. ergh.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    traumatizing experiences with swimming lessons are probably far more common than we both think

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  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    I just remember taking early morning swimming lessons in the summer, standing on the side of the pool shivering while the instructor talked to us. I also remember my mom having to yell into the changing room to get me to get out of the hot showers after my lessons.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    traumatizing experiences with swimming lessons are probably far more common than we both think

    Undoubtedly! Although this was at a competition. Actually, I think I must have been 12. Anyway, I'd been in a hurry changing and I swum the whole thing with my (pink) training bra on around my waist, and I only found out afterwards. And my timer was a cute 13-yo boy who I had a crush on :(.

    And when I asked my friends* why they hadn't mentioned it, they were like "we thought you'd be embarrassed."

    *alleged.

  • McGibsMcGibs Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I also remember my mom having to yell into the changing room to get me to get out of the hot showers after my lessons.

    I seem to recall doing this as well. Friggin cold ass water.

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    traumatizing experiences with swimming lessons are probably far more common than we both think

    Undoubtedly! Although this was at a competition. Actually, I think I must have been 12. Anyway, I'd been in a hurry changing and I swum the whole thing with my (pink) training bra on around my waist, and I only found out afterwards. And my timer was a cute 13-yo boy who I had a crush on :(.

    And when I asked my friends* why they hadn't mentioned it, they were like "we thought you'd be embarrassed."

    *alleged.

    Hahahah!

    Oh man, I'd point and laugh!
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    My adolescent self hates you with a fiery loathing, MT.

  • LexxyLexxy Registered User, Strip Search regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh man... so glad I didn't have any embarrassing underwear/see-thru clothes/nakedness experiences as a kid. I'd probably be able to laugh it off now, but I would have been traumatized back then. I can't think of any specific instances during which I embarrassed myself in front of a crush/someone cute either (probably because I blocked them from my mind--I KNOW I've had some). I did have sort of a recent even in that I went through the Wendy's drive-thru yesterday to avoid being around people with my puffy post-oral surgery face, and the drive-thru window was being manned by some hunky 19 or 20 year old.

    At that point it was no longer obvious I'd just had surgery and looked more like I just had a fat face :| The swelling is down again today, but still quite noticeable. I'm hoping I look normal by Thanksgiving, we're having SO much company.

  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2009
    One of my most embarrassing moments happened at a pool. I was all pumped up from goofing off in the water with my friends and swam over to the side to ask the lifeguard a question. I was yelling and trying to get his attention, finally shouting "Hey, what are you, deaf?!" Someone swam up behind me and said "Yes, he is." D:

    (Seriously though. Who hires a deaf lifeguard?)

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tynic wrote: »
    My adolescent self hates you with a fiery loathing, MT.

    I'll tell you about my embarassing underwear story.

    Once, when I was in fith grade, I poped a wheelie and leaned too far back. I leaned over the handle bars to set the front wheel on the ground, but as soon as it landed I fell over the handle bars. I was wearing gym shorts... the kind that are very easy to pull down... these very same gym shorts got caught in the handle bars so when I fell over the handle bars and landed on the pavement... I was very much pantless.

    My other pantless adventures have been by choice.

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