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This thread is now about babby formation
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That's not unusual, really. Normally a woman's first child takes the longest.
GEEZ
I, uh
I have a confession to make here
she brings up that story every couple of years to remind me that she hates me
supposedly I have always been like this
she likes to tell a story about me at her place when I was like five or so
she's running me a bubble bath
and there is a shitload of bubbles coming up
like the tub is a giant beer and you cannot see the water
anyway, not knowing she could hear me, five year old TDOT just sighs and shakes his head
and says "it's worse than I thought"
I only know about this because she will tell this story any time that I, she, and at least one other person are in the same room
SCIENCE!
At my former middle school, I remember seeing one project board whose subject was "How do a fish's gills work?"
The person tested this by taking a fish out of water, peeling back its gill cover, and watching. The fish of course died.
TDOT's thing, not fish killing or cat business
but he couldn't quite say "truh" so it came out "fwuh".
So there they were, in a restaurant with windows facing the highway, and their two year old son was yelling
"FWUK! FWUCK! FWUUCK!" every time a truck went by
yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ledneh how old are you quick tell me now
Gonna do this next time I'm at a Waffle House.
although she was terribly uncomfortable the entire day leading up to it
when I was little I called caterpillars "caterpaters", and butterflies "y's"
also, I apparently loved cows, interrupting every song of "Old McDonald" with "COW"
25 in a month
I swear to god I just never gave it any thought! He's a vampire! they're all counts
not as bad as me eating an entire banana
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
I win
I was 18
I pass my dumbass crown to you, dropping it on the ground in the process
totally splitting my pants when I go to pick it up
My mother insists that often when playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 4 on our Tandy 1000 (yes it ran like ass why do you ask) whenever I stalled and headed for ground I would run away from the computer as fast as possible, screaming in utter fear
I'm not sure if I believe this, but she's not a liar, so
two year old me once swallowed an entire hotdog
like without chewing
Also, strawberries are still my favourite food.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM
and they were entertaining me with their pots and pans
and i forced them both to put the pots on their heads
and my dad comes to meet me and sees them in the window and thinks, what are they doing
when my mom came to pick us both up 20 minutes later, she looks in the window and sees her parents and husband sitting in a circle with pots on their heads
while i frantically ran circles around them beating my pan
the things we do for babies.
It began to melt, as popsicles are wont to to, reducing little Macera to tears over his now squishy, oozy frog friend.
My parents actually felt bad about this.
I didn't open it.
Someone should illustrate this.
Ah, just as Alexander the Great, you solved the Gordian Knot.
Haha, that is the best comparison.
Twilight 3 spoilers.
...I feel dirty for even knowing that.
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