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It's a Family Affair!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i couldn't help but overhear ya'll dudes talkin about dads

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Monroe's oldest sister is probably the same age as me

    That's kind of weird

    are you calling dibs?

    21?

    you definitely do not get dibs

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oldman.jpg
    that's dad and one of the many deer he's killed

    grandpa.jpg

    there's grandpa on the chair, lookin' pretty happy

    uncle jerry is chillin' on the couch. did i mention uncle jerry scares me?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Your sister is 21?

    She looks much younger

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    can I have dibs

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Your dad looks like George Clooney!

    Am I a sicko for wishing I could go hunting too?

    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    can I have dibs?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Your dad looks like George Clooney!

    Am I a sicko for wishing I could go hunting too?

    I would go hunting to meet that dad

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    wedding_005.jpg

    Here is my family, minus my dad

    it is a bad picture of my sister (not the littlest one); she's usually incredibly photogenic

    I get on well with all of them, but we're all pretty bad at communicating when not forced in one place by my parents. I keep thinking I should remedy that but the weeks go by and I'm lazy

    I probably communicate most with my middle sister, although growing up we hated each other's guts. I love her but she is exceptionally hard to live with! She drives my parents absolutely crazy, too (she's the one with infinite bad luck I sometimes tell stories about; her life is colourful to say the least)

    My littlest sister is adorablest and we tell her this all the time, I left home when she and her twin were 3 so I'm less of a sister and more of an aunt to them and I and my other siblings spoil them rotten (it's okay though because my parents are just strict enough to prevent them from turning into little brats)

    The brother on the left is a doctor, the one in the middle is his third year of studying history (he and I probably have the closest views politically/economically) my sister is currently working for my dad (poor dad) and the twins are still at school, obviously

    Here is a slightly better pic of my sister with one of my grandfathers who has amazing eyebrows

    fran_02.jpg

    I'm the odd one out in the family with dark eyes, I'm outnumbered by blue eyes

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MY MOTHER

    THE LOTTERY

    THE END

    e- holy eyebrows

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    holy shit those eyebrows

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Your dad looks like George Clooney!

    Am I a sicko for wishing I could go hunting too?

    no it's a pretty good thang all around

    you get a sweet lookin' head you can mount on your wall to scare people with, and you get meat that don't cost nothin' but the license (unless you opt to have someone else process your meat)

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    God, those eyebrows

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah those eyebrows are fearsome, right

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    damn janson them some eyebrows

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I know, right

    sharasugar_80.png sharanomsugar_80.png
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah those eyebrows are fearsome, right

    it's like two squirrels burrowed into his forehead and nested there

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    IT'S NOT A TUHMAH

    IT'S MY EYEBROWS

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    here's ma, and my brother dave

    daveandmajpc.jpg

    and my asshole brother

    LARRY.jpg

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    your mom looks so angry

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    your mom looks so angry

    it's because his brother won't cut his hair

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    she envies dad's dadskills

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i'd post more fun adventures my dad's had but the majority of them are him gutting animals and smiling

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also here is my family in 1991

    snowday.jpg

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Also I recently found out my dad had an affair when I was 7.

    My mother told me.

    I haven't talked to my mother in about a month.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the girl on the left is more interested in something else...

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Also I recently found out my dad had an affair when I was 7.

    My mother told me.

    I haven't talked to my mother in about a month.

    this year hallmark invites you to say thanksgiving like never before with our new turkeygram invitation plush dolls

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I never really met my grandparents on my mother's side. I know my Grandfather was a WWII veteran, thats about it.

    On my father's side, I never met the grandfather. My grandmother is in prison for smuggling guns and heroin across the border.

    My mother is a nice lady, but very paranoid. She is afraid that I am going to fuck up my life like my brothers :(

    My father is a lazy scum-bag who I would literally not mind if he died. He ditched my mother when I was four, and doesn't pay child support. He is the person that got Kyle into cocaine, and tried to do the same to me. Despite this, I still see him every year because my family makes me.

    My older sister, Lauren, disappeared when I was in second grade. Before she left, she stole ten grand from my mother. My mother knew where she was, and what she was doing, but didn't tell me. As far as I knew, until last summer, she was dead. In reality, she had been in prison for armed robbery and dealing meth in Phoenix, Arizona.

    However, the truth got out eventually, and she actually came to visit me.

    She's pretty nice :D

    My older brother, Kyle, is a, more or less, failure. He is a scumbag that spends all his money on stupid shit he doesn't need, and then complains he doesn't have any money to buy food or gas or whatever. Twenty-two years old, doesn't go to college, lives with Mom. He was a major coke addict, and overdosed twice in six months. He, honestly, should have died either of those times. He says he's off the stuff for good, but I can't really know for sure.

    My other older brother, Josh, is more or less the only spark of light in my family. He's strong, and probably one of the smartest people I've ever met in my entire life. God, I hope he can do well in life. He doesn't deserve to get pulled down by the rest of my family.
    Spoiler:

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Also I recently found out my dad had an affair when I was 7.

    My mother told me.

    I haven't talked to my mother in about a month.

    this year hallmark invites you to say thanksgiving like never before with our new turkeygram invitation plush dolls

    sup anjin

    hows tricks

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My grandmother is in prison for smuggling guns and heroin across the border.

    forgive me, but

    hahahaha what

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my dad accidentally gave a dude a chelsea smile in a barfight

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What's a chelsea smile

    Is it like a Glasgow smile

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    All pictures are from my sister's wedding

    my little brother
    Spoiler:

    Dad and sister
    Spoiler:

    Mom and brother in law
    Spoiler:

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My grandmother is in prison for smuggling guns and heroin across the border.

    forgive me, but

    hahahaha what

    dude believe me that's what i said when i heard

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    What's a chelsea smile

    Is it like a Glasgow smile

    same thing

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Swordfights

    be honest

    does your dad drive a truck for a living

    JKKaAGp.png
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    He is the on set dresser for the suite life on deck (the disney show)

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    haha, I found a family soccer picture from after one of our games this past summer. tuxedo tshirts rule.
    Spoiler:

    top: cousin, friend, cousin, friend, cousin, cousin, uncle, dad
    bottom: friend, sister, cousin, brother, me


    missing a whole bunch of other cousins and aunts and uncles

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man swordfights, i am really holdin' back here

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights みんな、 見ていてくれ!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin I don't care you can say

    What

    You

    like

    I'll just pretend I didn't read it, is all.

    I am not clever or sharp or witty enough to trade barbs with you, but I'm not about to tell you DO NOT INSULT MY FAMILY

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