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It's a Family Affair!

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

    which is the one that you always say is exactly like me

    well the oldest one, but just insofar as you both like britpop a whole lot

    damn

    i wanted to be boss as hell

    well

    the boss as hell brother has this so in the long run you're probably better off

  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    edited November 2009
    and the earth died screaming

    while i lay dreaming

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DREAMIN OF YOOOU

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    koshian you should play tom waits' children's story from bastards for her

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited November 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    seriously though, my sister's favorite bands:

    daft punk
    los campesinos
    matt and kim
    mgmt
    tom waits
    the beatles
    the unicorns

    coolest six year old ever
    what

    tom waits

    what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.

    you can't tell me a small child singing tom waits wouldn't be the funniest thing
    it would be awesome, i'm just curious as to what she likes about it

    hell i didn't get into Waits until i was...19?

    okay, so tom waits as a whole is probably a bit of a stretch

    lemme revise that to "loves the fuck out of singapore and listens to it like ten times a day"

    we've been listening to tegan and sara together some lately and she enjoys that a lot too

    whatever, off to a good start

    *fast forward twenty years, kosh's sister is in a smoky west village basement club singing in a rasp as part of a vaudeville show*

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    my oldest brother is ok. i get really frustrated with him because he's ridiculously immature and i'm afraid he's going to fuck up his life.

    my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.

    which is the one that you always say is exactly like me

    well the oldest one, but just insofar as you both like britpop a whole lot

    damn

    i wanted to be boss as hell

    well

    the boss as hell brother has this so in the long run you're probably better off

    damn it why is James Brown's "Paid the cost to be the boss" not on youtube.

    what a disgrace

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    koshian you should play tom waits' children's story from bastards for her

    I don't think this a very good idea at all

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Oh my god koshian, I guess your sister can be the third cutest kid in the world.

    woo!

    These are their best class clown poses:
    Spoiler:

    Don't I look just like 'em?

    Look at that smile!

    That is one happy dude.


    I Wish I had a goofy little brother to pal around with.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Oh my god koshian, I guess your sister can be the third cutest kid in the world.

    woo!

    These are their best class clown poses:
    Spoiler:

    Don't I look just like 'em?

    you guys are practically triplets

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my older brother has been in and out of prison since he turned 18

    my younger sister got married a couple months before giving birth and is an absolute redneck

    uhh i guess thats about it?

    oh and my dad was killed by an exposed power cord on a sea wall in florida a couple years ago, but he left when i was 7 so it wasnt exactly a big thing for me. they asked me to pour his ashes into the river he lived by. it was...weird

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Godfather, the second kid (the older one) is the happiest little kid I've ever met. His relaxed facial expression is a big grin. He likes to pretend he's superheroes all the time, and often he is "Happy Man." No I'm not kidding.
    Spoiler:

    Here's a picture my sister took today when we hung out. We both look pretty goofy in it.
    Spoiler:


    I love talking about my adorable family!

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    that kid is so cute it makes me wanna hurl

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Pillow, why have you been complaining about your hair?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The thing is, they know they're cute. The class clown is slowly turning into a playboy.

    t amp;d - eh, just bored with it. it's been the same for awhile now

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    The thing is, they know they're cute

    this usually only leads to trouble

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Needs more adorableness

    jenny.jpg

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  • Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My niece is ever so adorable. Proof:
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    there there, we all have urethras
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have picture of my cousin that was taken a couple of years ago.


    During that time period my uncle and aunt would spike his hair up in this point mohawk, and one day my older sis decided to take a picture of him with it, smile and all.


    In that picture was the real-life representation of Jak-Jak from the Incredibles. I've seen some kids look like movie/tv tykes before, but this photo of him was so dead-on it was terrifying, and actually gave me the chills at how uncanny it was.


    And I can't find it anywhere!

    I think my older sis has it on her PC, so I asked her for it. Man I hope I can find that picture.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Air wrote: »
    you ruined the incest thread

    so much wasted potential
    Man, it's never an incest thread.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh I forgot my nephew!

    Tricycling in my backyard
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    I adore this kid.

    He pretends crayons are many things, q-tips, guns, and swords
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Man, I hate phantom family photos! One of my favourite shots ever is me and my three oldest cousins at Thanksgiving umm... two years ago? So I would have been 23, and they'd be 17, 15, and 13 - anyway, we're all wearing these insanely stupid paper pilgrim hats we made because we were bored, and it's the best thing.

    Only problem is my aunt took the photo and gave the only copy to my grandparents. She claims she'll give me one every holiday, but noooo...

    It's okay, I can still show off my brother when he was small and impressionable, who is adorablest and somehow managed to survive years and years of evil from his older sibling.

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    Swordfights, your nephew reminded me that they don't sell Crayola here, which is a bunch of bullshit.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my mum used to put cider in my bottle to send me to sleep

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PI, I think my grandma's house still has that wallpaper in the kitchen!

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Needs more adorableness

    jenny.jpg

    photoshoppin dis

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey family thread.

    Today my little brother called me and asked "So what do you think about this God business? Are you going to go to heaven?"

    Hooooo boy. I do love the way he worded it though.

    I went on with a bunch of "umms" and "wells" and ended with a compromise saying I'd pray tonight.

  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I expect this holiday season to be tons of fun, being the first since my brother died.

    I am almost going to just call it quits until after new years.

    Spoiler:
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sister and my brother
    Spoiler:

    Mom
    Spoiler:

    Dad
    Spoiler:


    Fun fact about my brother, not to bring anyone down, but I thought it was silly once it was over, the most upsetting thing ive done since his funeral was cancel is wow account for my parents. I guess I started thinking about it too much, but it was like, here is this character, that he put so many hours into, and now that he is dead, this character is just going to sit on some server somewhere until wow is shut down. I could look at his body, and keep it together. I could stand where he died, and be ok. But when I think about his stupid wow toon, it really gets to me.

    Life is fucking beautiful.

    Spoiler:
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I love my family. They are caring and supportive. But sometimes they act like stereotypical Asian parents. They know I'm not good at math; I was happy just to get a C, and I'd really tried. I get home and they say, "But you're getting a B next time, right?". I enjoy my AP classes and like the challenge, but was severely admonished for getting Bs. I get stressed and end up at the doctors because of pain and they just laugh, 'What would you know?". They have an immigrant story each that you can't compete with.

    Also they seriously believe a gay agenda exists.

  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spacehog, your dad has a Bond face in that picture. thumbs up

    And Muse, the gay agenda thing would make me laugh it I didn't recently find out my parents think the same thing. But eh, they still love me and I still love them so it's just going to have to remain as the elephant in the room whenever my younger siblings ask about my "roommates" and "best friends."

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It is ridiculous, yes. They veer between moderate and conservative so I just gotta shut up not believing in gay agendas and Purity balls (my mom would love those things).

  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wait what the hell is a purity ball

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Wait what the hell is a purity ball

    the ultimate weapon of the gay agenda

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    pillow wrote: »
    Spacehog, your dad has a Bond face in that picture. thumbs up

    And Muse, the gay agenda thing would make me laugh it I didn't recently find out my parents think the same thing. But eh, they still love me and I still love them so it's just going to have to remain as the elephant in the room whenever my younger siblings ask about my "roommates" and "best friends."

    ...while we were day tripping in new york. does that get him bonus points?

    Spoiler:
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Father/daughter dance; the dad gives the daughter a ring and as long as she wears it she must remain chaste and it can only come off once she gets married. She has to give the ring back or to her fiance or something.

  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Father/daughter dance; the dad gives the daughter a ring and as long as she wears it she must remain chaste and it can only come off once she gets married. She has to give the ring back or to her fiance or something.

    Hello everyone! Welcome to 1840's America!

    Spoiler:
  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Spacehog wrote: »
    pillow wrote: »
    Spacehog, your dad has a Bond face in that picture. thumbs up

    And Muse, the gay agenda thing would make me laugh it I didn't recently find out my parents think the same thing. But eh, they still love me and I still love them so it's just going to have to remain as the elephant in the room whenever my younger siblings ask about my "roommates" and "best friends."

    ...while we were day tripping in new york. does that get him bonus points?

    haha, yes! He can now only gain more points by carrying a silencer.

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