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Elderly Masturbation,Logic7 records nonconsenting naked women and sexual partners
I once sat in the library besides a guy who was looking at porn. And his computer wasn't tucked in a corner. He looked foreign, maybe he didn't give a shit.
I once sat in the library besides a guy who was looking at porn. And his computer wasn't tucked in a corner. He looked foreign, maybe he didn't give a shit.
My mother is a librarian and one of the things you are not allowed to do is masturbate in the library.
People were complaining about one dude who would look at ladies and do his thang underneath a table.
So you have to call the cops as that was the policy.
But the cops need more solid proof than, 'oh we think some dude is masturbating in our fantasy section'
Meaning one of the librarians had to catch him in the act.
So my mother's fellow librarians set up a terrible sting operation to catch this dude, by using a co-worker as bait.
The library is an exciting place! (the dude was arrested)
My mother is a librarian and one of the things you are not allowed to do is masturbate in the library.
People were complaining about one dude who would look at ladies and do his thang underneath a table.
So you have to call the cops as that was the policy.
But the cops need more solid proof than, 'oh we think some dude is masturbating in our fantasy section'
Meaning one of the librarians had to catch him in the act.
So my mother's fellow librarians set up a terrible sting operation to catch this dude, by using a co-worker as bait.
The library is an exciting place! (the dude was arrested)
Yeah, my dad runs the college library here (the library I am in now!) and he regularly has had to kick out masturbating hobos, scary hobos, thieves, and just generic masturbators
I remember walking past a guy at the internet center in kuwait looking at dudes peckers on a webcam. I mean I don't care that he was gay, I just would have thought being in the army would have made him a little bit more careful.
it would take me at least 30 seconds to gather all my shit together and walk away
in that time he would know
he would know and look at me and it would be like that The Who song
"with eyes full of shame
for he knew that I knew
he sunk to the wall with a moan
I said I know there's no name
for what you go through
but how
how can you do it alone
how can you do it
without any help
how can you do it
all by yourself"
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then my friend waved a gun at him
then we went into the woods and shot the gun
then we got arrested
just going to town
oh god if I get up and leave he's going to know
WHY AM I HAVING TO BE THE COURTEOUS ONE
some dude thinks his computer is nice and tucked away in the corner while he watches a video of a dude getting off
nope
there's another computer terminal behind you buddy, where I am.
what if he wants one last jerk-off before he shoots up the library
oh god
ok I took a picture under the pretext of sending a text message
"Excuse me, but could you please stop jerking off? I am trying to do my homework... Thank you."
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Diplomatic Immunity.
People were complaining about one dude who would look at ladies and do his thang underneath a table.
So you have to call the cops as that was the policy.
But the cops need more solid proof than, 'oh we think some dude is masturbating in our fantasy section'
Meaning one of the librarians had to catch him in the act.
So my mother's fellow librarians set up a terrible sting operation to catch this dude, by using a co-worker as bait.
The library is an exciting place! (the dude was arrested)
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what do I do?
Yeah, my dad runs the college library here (the library I am in now!) and he regularly has had to kick out masturbating hobos, scary hobos, thieves, and just generic masturbators
by kick out i mean call the cops
Pull a Silence of the Lambs and fling your hot sauce at him.
e: lol reminder that you're goose, goose.
in that time he would know
he would know and look at me and it would be like that The Who song
"with eyes full of shame
for he knew that I knew
he sunk to the wall with a moan
I said I know there's no name
for what you go through
but how
how can you do it alone
how can you do it
without any help
how can you do it
all by yourself"
ok
I'm going to set my phone alarm to ring two minutes from now and pretend the phone's ringing
when it does I'm going to walk away then look at what he's looking at
if I don't post again, he killed me