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Elderly Masturbation,Logic7 records nonconsenting naked women and sexual partners

Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Chatlog
the old guy sitting across from me in the library is masturbating through his pants

he is vibrating like a mcdonalds windup toy and clicking furiously on his laptop

I'm so scared what do I do oh god

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    welcome to college

  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Five star thread.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    welcome to the republican party

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Step one would probably be to stop watching him.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    when I was at the park the other day this homosexual man followed us around masturbating at us

    then my friend waved a gun at him

    then we went into the woods and shot the gun

    then we got arrested

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm not watching him but he is three goddamn feet away

    just going to town

    oh god if I get up and leave he's going to know

    WHY AM I HAVING TO BE THE COURTEOUS ONE

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been in this situation a few times in the college libraries

    some dude thinks his computer is nice and tucked away in the corner while he watches a video of a dude getting off

    nope

    there's another computer terminal behind you buddy, where I am.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Politely ask him to stop jacking off in public. Stop being such a pussy.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Throw something at him.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
  • Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wink at him, then throw him a thumbs-up

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    he has a motorcycle helmet and he looks like he's about 55

    what if he wants one last jerk-off before he shoots up the library

    oh god

    ok I took a picture under the pretext of sending a text message

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Challange him to a masturbation contest.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I hate it when elderly people look at you with their beady little eyes and pump their pecker at male youths

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  • The SpecialistThe Specialist Happy Face Happy PlaceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Politely ask him to stop jacking off in public. Stop being such a pussy.

    "Excuse me, but could you please stop jerking off? I am trying to do my homework... Thank you."

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    the homeless have so few pleasures

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This thread.
    This thread.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Now who's the weirdo? You just took a picture of a man masturbating in a library.

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    Sticks wrote: »
    "I know I can do it." Liiya said, placing another flower in the arrangement. "I'm sure in time their deaths will become a mystery even to me."
  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I once sat in the library besides a guy who was looking at porn. And his computer wasn't tucked in a corner. He looked foreign, maybe he didn't give a shit.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    that looks exactly like where I am sitting now, person on laptop included only without the masturbating

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    get up and walk behind him and see what he's jerkin it to

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "I can hear you fapping."

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I once sat in the library besides a guy who was looking at porn. And his computer wasn't tucked in a corner. He looked foreign, maybe he didn't give a shit.

    Diplomatic Immunity.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    You're a pornographer now Skullman. Gay stuff too. All guys.

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My mother is a librarian and one of the things you are not allowed to do is masturbate in the library.
    People were complaining about one dude who would look at ladies and do his thang underneath a table.
    So you have to call the cops as that was the policy.
    But the cops need more solid proof than, 'oh we think some dude is masturbating in our fantasy section'
    Meaning one of the librarians had to catch him in the act.
    So my mother's fellow librarians set up a terrible sting operation to catch this dude, by using a co-worker as bait.
    The library is an exciting place! (the dude was arrested)

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    just threaten to kill him

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Guys there is some up-start punk across from me in the library watching me while I masturbate.

    what do I do?

  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This annoying prick is taking pictures of me while I'm trying to tug one out.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    shut up goose

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My mother is a librarian and one of the things you are not allowed to do is masturbate in the library.
    People were complaining about one dude who would look at ladies and do his thang underneath a table.
    So you have to call the cops as that was the policy.
    But the cops need more solid proof than, 'oh we think some dude is masturbating in our fantasy section'
    Meaning one of the librarians had to catch him in the act.
    So my mother's fellow librarians set up a terrible sting operation to catch this dude, by using a co-worker as bait.
    The library is an exciting place! (the dude was arrested)

    Yeah, my dad runs the college library here (the library I am in now!) and he regularly has had to kick out masturbating hobos, scary hobos, thieves, and just generic masturbators

    by kick out i mean call the cops

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  • The SpecialistThe Specialist Happy Face Happy PlaceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I remember walking past a guy at the internet center in kuwait looking at dudes peckers on a webcam. I mean I don't care that he was gay, I just would have thought being in the army would have made him a little bit more careful.

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  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I believe you're the last person I'd ever take advice from, TFS.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Guys there is some up-start punk across from me in the library watching me while I masturbate.

    what do I do?

    Pull a Silence of the Lambs and fling your hot sauce at him.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    seriously skull man do some recon. check out what he's masturbating to.

    e: lol reminder that you're goose, goose.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it would take me at least 30 seconds to gather all my shit together and walk away

    in that time he would know

    he would know and look at me and it would be like that The Who song

    "with eyes full of shame
    for he knew that I knew
    he sunk to the wall with a moan
    I said I know there's no name
    for what you go through
    but how
    how can you do it alone
    how can you do it
    without any help
    how can you do it
    all by yourself"

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm really mad that the gay dude jerkin' at us in the park in the middle of a weekday got to call the cops on us

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    seriously skull man do some recon. check out what he's masturbating to.

    e: lol reminder that you're goose, goose.

    ok

    I'm going to set my phone alarm to ring two minutes from now and pretend the phone's ringing

    when it does I'm going to walk away then look at what he's looking at

    if I don't post again, he killed me

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    why fucking two minutes. do it in 30 seconds. you are taking too long. the time for action is now

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
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